Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Big Boys Monster IX defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 116-111.Match Monday, March 23, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster IX!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of light combinations to the jaw.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix lands a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 hurts Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. Big Boys Monster Ix covers up.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Big Boys Monster Ix with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left combinations to the face, but Big Boys Monster Ix stays away from it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix slams Dorkness 1 with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 31 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 32 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hammers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a volley of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of powerful blows to the chest.
+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a commanding left to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Big Boys Monster Ix slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Dorkness 1 with a furious cross to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 28 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a right jab to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix ties him up.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a furious jab to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix jars Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of combinations to the chest. Big Boys Monster Ix asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Big Boys Monster Ix blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 34 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries a left cross to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix stays away from it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pokes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of powerful shots to the face!! Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 fires a combination to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix stays away from it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smacks Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
+Dorkness 1 jars Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of quick combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Big Boys Monster Ix steps aside and laughs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Big Boys Monster Ix staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the chest. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Big Boys Monster Ix with a straight right to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix rocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hurts Dorkness 1 with a painful jab to the chest.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix clocks Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach! Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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-Big Boys Monster Ix throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Big Boys Monster Ix with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix belts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a uppercut to the chest.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hammers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 24 of 33 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-8
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 68-64
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of combinations to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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-Big Boys Monster Ix attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of loud combinations to the solar plexus. Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't seem bothered.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a barrage of wild blows to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a vicious sweeping right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 20 of 26 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 78-73
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a straight right to the eye.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a barrage of stiff punches to the head. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 1 throws a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Big Boys Monster Ix pummels Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a pair of light punches to the face.
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-Big Boys Monster Ix charges with a series of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a jab to the temple.
+Big Boys Monster Ix lands a barrage of punches to the eye!
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 25 of 35 punches.
Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 88-82
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix is slowing down.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of glancing punches to the nose!
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-Big Boys Monster Ix lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
+Big Boys Monster Ix backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of commanding combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but Big Boys Monster Ix deftly avoits it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Big Boys Monster Ix falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 21 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 97-92
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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-Big Boys Monster Ix throws a jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Big Boys Monster Ix launches a roundhouse to the chin, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 1 hammers Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of loud combinations to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smashes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance blows to the temple!
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 22 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 21 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 106-102
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix looks exhausted.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 shakes Big Boys Monster Ix with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Big Boys Monster Ix with a series of solid combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Big Boys Monster Ix laughs!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a right left to the face, but Big Boys Monster Ix quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the head, but Big Boys Monster Ix covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of combinations to the chin, but Big Boys Monster Ix takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 43 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 115-112
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Big Boys Monster Ix looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-8
Round 8: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-8
Round 8: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 115-112
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-8
Round 8: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Big Boys Monster IX 116-111
Big Boys Monster IX wins by decision!
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