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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, March 21, 2020 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Bug 4 lashes out with a off balance jab to the head. Noodle is hurt! ... +Bug 4 tosses a series of punches to the jaw. Noodle seems wobbly! ... +Noodle hits with a light cross to the nose!! Bug 4 ignores it. ... ... -Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 quickly backs away. ... ... ... -Bug 4 attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses. -Bug 4 tries a jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the eye. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 hits with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Noodle laughs! +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a quick hook to the solar plexus. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner. +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the head. ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle hits with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. ... +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. -Bug 4 fires a left right to the eye, but Noodle ducks. ... ... -Noodle launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of mean shots to the nose. +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a stiff jab to the mouth. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... -Noodle throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 leaps aside. + The fighters trade punches to the nose. +Noodle connects with a pair of punches to the mouth. ... ... +Bug 4 connects with a pair of loud punches to the eye! ... -Noodle launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 leaps aside. ... + The fighters exchange punches to the mouth. -Bug 4 probes with a left straight right to the chin, but fails to score. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 31 of 56 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 46 of 63 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the temple!! -Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Noodle steps aside. ... ... +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose! +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw. + The fighters trade punches to the nose. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the eye. +Noodle lands a pair of punches to the chin. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the stomach!! Bug 4 grimaces in pain. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a series of punches to the eye. +Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the face. -Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance. ... +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a stiff left to the chest. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Bug 4 fires a barrage of heavy shots to the eye. ... +Noodle hits with a volley of painful punches to the chest!! -Bug 4 attacks with a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty. -Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short. +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a off balance jab to the ribs. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of punches to the ribs! +Noodle connects with a straight right to the chest!! -Bug 4 fires a series of left punches to the eye, but to no avail. +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the face! Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. -Bug 4 charges with a series of punches to the face, but misses. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the nose! +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. +Noodle connects with a pair of powerful punches to the temple. + The fighters exchange punches to the head. + The fighters swap punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of solid punches to the head. Bug 4 is hurt! -Bug 4 probes with a right right to the mouth, but Noodle deftly avoits it. + The fighters exchange punches to the face. ... -Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the face, but Noodle blocks. +Bug 4 scores with a series of commanding shots to the eye. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin. +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" -Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance. +Noodle solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a volley of powerful punches to the head!! +Noodle lands a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 is hurt! +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of furious punches to the face. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 55 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 80 of 131 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a nasty sweeping right to the nose. Noodle ignores it. -Bug 4 throws a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. ... ... +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the stomach. ... ... ... -Noodle attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Bug 4 escapes. ... ... -Noodle lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it +Bug 4 attacks with a jab to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... +Noodle attacks with a series of off balance punches to the head! Bug 4 gets mad! +Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs. +Noodle scores with a volley of strong punches to the nose. Bug 4 seems wobbly! ... ... ... +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the stomach. ... ... +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a painful jab to the stomach. ... ... +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the head. -Noodle attempts a jab to the jaw, but Bug 4 blocks. ... +Noodle fires a barrage of quick punches to the face. ... +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a mean jab to the eye. ... ... ... -Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle blocks. ... ... +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth. -Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a series of loud punches to the jaw. + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 43 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 46 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring) Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... ... -Bug 4 fires a pair of punches to the face, but Noodle ties him up. -Noodle paws a left to the jaw, but flails uselessly. ... ... ... +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a straight right to the jaw! ... ... ... -Bug 4 throws a right jab to the head, but Noodle escapes. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a hard right to the nose. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. ... ... ... -Bug 4 tries a pair of punches to the face, but Noodle takes it in the forearms. -Bug 4 attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Noodle backs out of it. +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a commanding jab to the face. ... +Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 lands a series of nasty punches to the mouth. ... +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a series of blows to the face. -Bug 4 probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Noodle escapes. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Noodle fires a straight right to the temple, but fails to score. ... +Noodle lands a barrage of furious punches to the nose. -Noodle fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Bug 4 escapes. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 13 of 34 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 29 of 49 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Doodle Bug 4 wins by decision!