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(Toughman) Doodle Bug 4 defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.

Match Saturday, March 21, 2020

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 lashes out with a off balance jab to the head. Noodle is hurt!
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+Bug 4 tosses a series of punches to the jaw. Noodle seems wobbly!
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+Noodle hits with a light cross to the nose!! Bug 4 ignores it.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 quickly backs away.
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-Bug 4 attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Bug 4 tries a jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 hits with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a quick hook to the solar plexus. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
-Bug 4 fires a left right to the eye, but Noodle ducks.
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-Noodle launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of mean shots to the nose.
+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a stiff jab to the mouth. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Noodle connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 connects with a pair of loud punches to the eye!
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-Noodle launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Bug 4 probes with a left straight right to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 31 of 56 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 46 of 63 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the temple!!
-Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Noodle steps aside.
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+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose!
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the stomach!! Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a series of punches to the eye.
+Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the face.
-Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a stiff left to the chest.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bug 4 fires a barrage of heavy shots to the eye.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of painful punches to the chest!!
-Bug 4 attacks with a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a off balance jab to the ribs.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of punches to the ribs!
+Noodle connects with a straight right to the chest!!
-Bug 4 fires a series of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the face! Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Bug 4 charges with a series of punches to the face, but misses.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the nose!
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
+Noodle connects with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of solid punches to the head. Bug 4 is hurt!
-Bug 4 probes with a right right to the mouth, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the face, but Noodle blocks.
+Bug 4 scores with a series of commanding shots to the eye. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Noodle solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a volley of powerful punches to the head!!
+Noodle lands a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 is hurt!
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of furious punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 55 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 80 of 131 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a nasty sweeping right to the nose. Noodle ignores it.
-Bug 4 throws a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Noodle attacks with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Bug 4 escapes.
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-Noodle lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
+Bug 4 attacks with a jab to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle attacks with a series of off balance punches to the head! Bug 4 gets mad!
+Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Noodle scores with a volley of strong punches to the nose. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
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+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a painful jab to the stomach.
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+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
-Noodle attempts a jab to the jaw, but Bug 4 blocks.
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+Noodle fires a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a mean jab to the eye.
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-Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle blocks.
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+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
-Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 43 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 46 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bug 4 fires a pair of punches to the face, but Noodle ties him up.
-Noodle paws a left to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a straight right to the jaw!
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-Bug 4 throws a right jab to the head, but Noodle escapes.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a hard right to the nose. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bug 4 tries a pair of punches to the face, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
-Bug 4 attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Noodle backs out of it.
+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a commanding jab to the face.
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+Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Bug 4 lands a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a series of blows to the face.
-Bug 4 probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Noodle escapes.
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-Noodle fires a straight right to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
-Noodle fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Bug 4 escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 13 of 34 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 29 of 49 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37

Doodle Bug 4 wins by decision!