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(Light-Heavyweight) LH Dork Boom I defeated Oyster Sauce Chicken by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, March 20, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is LH Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Oyster Sauce Chicken!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken scores with a series of combinations to the temple.
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+Boom I slams Chicken with a wild cross to the chest!!
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken hits Boom I with an illegal kidney punch! Boo! Boo!
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+Chicken scores with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth!!
-Boom I attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Chicken charges with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Boom I blocks.
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+Boom I suprises Chicken with a painful hook to the ribs.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken whacks Boom I with a series of painful combinations to the nose. Boom I is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 14 of 22 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 22 of 30 punches.

Oyster Sauce Chicken won the round 10-9

Oyster Sauce Chicken is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Chicken remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I paws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Chicken backs up Boom I with a series of punches to the chin.
+Chicken thumps Boom I with a volley of powerful punches to the chin!
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken lands a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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+Boom I attacks with a wild jab to the chest.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs! Chicken sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chicken tags Boom I with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Boom I tags Chicken with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 14 of 26 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 18 of 35 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Chicken grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Boom I backs up Chicken with a volley of stinging shots to the stomach.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chicken catches Boom I with a flurry of shots to the face.
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-Chicken probes with a barrage of left combinations to the head, but only hits air.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Boom I probes with a left to the stomach, but Chicken escapes.
+Boom I tattoos Chicken with a series of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Chicken jolts Boom I with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Chicken throws a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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-Boom I paws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Chicken annoys Boom I with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chicken tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 18 of 30 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 29-28


Boom I doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Chicken is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chicken fires a nasty roundhouse to the chin.
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+Boom I rocks Chicken with a stiff uppercut to the chest.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Chicken ducks just in time.
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-Boom I charges with a cross to the ribs, but Chicken narrowly avoids it
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+Chicken catches Boom I with a commanding left to the jaw. Boom I laughs!
+Chicken takes charge with a series of combinations to the eye!!
+Chicken wakes up the fans with Boom I with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Chicken hurts Boom I with a series of combinations to the nose.
-Boom I charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I fires a painful cross to the chest. Chicken quickly recovers.
+Chicken tags Boom I with a stiff hook to the eye. Boom I gets mad!
-Boom I lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Chicken stays away from it.
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+Boom I smacks Chicken with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach!!
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-Chicken tries to land a pair of shots to the chin, but Boom I backs out of it.
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+Boom I throws a flurry of shots to the ribs!! Chicken laughs!
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+Chicken hurts Boom I with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth!!
Chicken lands a terrific cross to the jaw and Boom I bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I annoys Chicken with a stinging hook to the chest!
Boom I lands a vicious blow to the temple and Chicken bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Chicken connects with a barrage of combinations to the head.
+Boom I hits with a series of commanding combinations to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

LH Dork Boom I landed 19 of 39 punches, and Oyster Sauce Chicken landed 23 of 30 punches.

LH Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

LH Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-37


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Chicken receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 5

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Chicken tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Boom I lunges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Chicken steps aside and laughs.
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+Boom I catches Chicken with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
Boom I lands a sudden right haymaker and Chicken is knocked down!!

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Chicken struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Chicken pops Boom I with a flurry of quick combinations to the jaw.
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+Chicken smashes Boom I with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Boom I fires a series of combinations to the chest! Boom I is hammering relentlessly! Chicken's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
LH Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.

Chicken can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom I 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: LH Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: LH Dork Boom I 10-9

LH Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!