Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, March 14, 2020In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Noodle tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging shots to the mouth. Thing gets mad!
Noodle lands a devestating blow to the temple and Thing is knocked out of the ring!!
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Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle rocks Thing with a mean sweeping right to the stomach!
+Thing staggers Noodle with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
Thing lands a sudden left cross to the jaw and Noodle's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle tattoos Thing with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Thing doesn't notice.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Thing steps aside.
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+Noodle wallops Thing with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Noodle grazes Thing with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Noodle slams Thing with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Noodle lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Thing's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!
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