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(Heavyweight) JJ Severn defeated What? Me Worry? by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, March 14, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 307 pounds (139 kilograms) is JJ Severn!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 187 pounds (85 kilograms) is What? Me Worry?!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Severn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Severn throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Severn probes with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Severn launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Worry? hits with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus! Severn falls against the ropes!
+Worry? jars Severn with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. Severn gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JJ Severn landed 5 of 28 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 15 of 22 punches.

What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9

What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 10-9


Severn doesn't even want to rest!

Worry? doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Severn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Worry? is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Worry? clocks Severn with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Severn attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Severn fires a pair of blows to the chest, but Worry? takes it in the forearms.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Severn attempts a pair of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
-Severn attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Worry? deftly avoits it.
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+Worry? nails Severn with a barrage of loud punches to the chest! Severn doesn't notice.
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-Worry? launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Worry? wakes up the fans with a heavy jab to the ribs. Severn gets mad!
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Worry? attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Severn takes it in the forearms.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Worry? launches a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Severn strikes with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JJ Severn landed 5 of 24 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 17 of 33 punches.

What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9

What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 20-18


Severn doesn't even want to rest!

Worry? remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Severn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Worry? fights inside. (inside)

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-Severn paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Worry? launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Severn throws a series of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Severn attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Worry? lunges with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Severn ties him up.
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+Worry? nails Severn with a glancing roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Worry? strikes with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus. Severn sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Worry? pummels Severn with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JJ Severn landed 5 of 25 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 17 of 31 punches.

What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9

What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 30-27


Severn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Worry? is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Severn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Worry? lashes out with a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Severn asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Severn paws a right to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Worry? smacks Severn with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Worry? lashes out with a series of punches to the head.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Worry? lunges with a straight right to the temple, but goes wide.
Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Severn lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JJ Severn landed 5 of 25 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 16 of 31 punches.

What? Me Worry? won the round 10-9

What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 40-36


Severn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Worry? is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Severn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Worry? punches Severn with a volley of commanding punches to the eye. Severn grimaces in pain.
-Worry? tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Worry? hits Severn with a series of stiff punches to the face.
+Severn tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Severn lands a decisive left blow to the head and Worry? drops like a stone!!

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Worry? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Worry? charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Severn hides behind his gloves.
-Worry? fires a barrage of right punches to the head, but Severn ducks.
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+Worry? hurts Severn with a flurry of vicious shots to the jaw.
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-Worry? tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Severn backs out of it.
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+Worry? connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Worry? throws a series of punches to the face!
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+Severn belts Worry? with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
Severn lands a tremendous hook and Worry? collapses!!

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Worry? struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Severn launches a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Worry? tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Severn covers himself well.
Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Severn attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Worry? quickly backs away.
+Severn tags Worry? with a pair of light punches to the chest!
-Worry? attacks with a right right to the nose, but Severn beats a hasty retreat.
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-Worry? launches a cross to the eye, but Severn takes it in the forearms.
+Worry? smacks Severn with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Severn quickly recovers.
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Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Severn throws a right to the stomach, but Worry? beats a hasty retreat.
Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Worry? tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JJ Severn landed 8 of 26 punches, and What? Me Worry? landed 24 of 51 punches.

JJ Severn won the round 10-7

What? Me Worry? is winning the fight 47-46


Severn is obviously tired.

Worry? receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 6

Severn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Worry? is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Severn paws a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Worry? attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
Worry? tries to attack, but Severn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Severn hurts Worry? with a volley of blows to the stomach!! Severn is jabbing and laughing! Worry? collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
JJ Severn wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Severn is obviously tired.

Worry? can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 5: JJ Severn 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 3: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 4: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 5: JJ Severn 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 2: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 3: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 4: What? Me Worry? 10-9
Round 5: JJ Severn 10-7

JJ Severn wins by a technical knockout!