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(Heavyweight) Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber defeated Pibb Xtra by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, March 14, 2020

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 575 pounds (261 kilograms) is Pibb Xtra!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Pibb stays outside and uses his jab.
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Censored launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Pibb tosses a flurry of punches to the head. Censored sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Pibb throws a pair of punches to the head, but Censored quickly backs away.
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-Pibb launches a left jab to the head, but misses.
-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Pibb escapes.
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-Censored throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Pibb leaps aside.
+Pibb throws a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Censored backs up Pibb with a volley of heavy punches to the face. Pibb is hurt!
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+Censored hits with a vicious straight right to the temple!
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-Censored attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Censored attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Pibb throws a right jab to the head, but Censored deftly avoits it.
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-Pibb throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Censored hides behind his gloves.
-Pibb probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Censored takes it in the forearms.
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+Censored tosses a volley of off balance punches to the nose. Pibb grimaces in pain.
-Censored charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Pibb tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Censored ties him up.
-Censored lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Censored throws a jab to the chin, but Pibb covers himself well.
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-Censored attacks with a jab to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Pibb probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Censored hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pibb launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pibb Xtra landed 8 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 29 of 93 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 10-9


Pibb looks exhausted.

Censored remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Pibb stays outside and uses his jab.
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Pibb fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Censored backs out of it.
+Censored tosses a pair of furious punches to the temple. Censored drops his guard and pounds away! Pibb's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pibb can't remember which corner is his.

Censored is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a technical knockout!