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(Middleweight) Mary Jane Rottencrotch defeated Darius "The Clap" Xanthos by unanimous decision: 116-114, 116-114, 116-114.

Match Friday, March 13, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 155 pounds (70 kilograms) is Darius "The Clap" Xanthos!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

+The Clap punches Rottencrotch with a solid counter-punch to the head.
+Rottencrotch attacks with a series of punches to the head.
+The Clap fires a series of punches to the face.
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+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a pair of shots to the chin. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
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+Rottencrotch smacks The Clap with a volley of punches to the nose.
+The Clap annoys Rottencrotch with a series of painful feints to the jaw!!
+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a pair of glancing combinations to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch paws a volley of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+The Clap throws a volley of heavy feints to the chin.
-Rottencrotch paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but The Clap quickly backs away.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a series of punches to the eye, but The Clap deftly avoits it.
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+The Clap throws a series of combinations to the temple.
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+The Clap hurts Rottencrotch with a volley of loud shots to the temple!
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-Rottencrotch charges with a pair of punches to the head, but The Clap stays away from it.
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+The Clap tattoos Rottencrotch with a volley of powerful blows to the temple. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
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+The Clap pokes Rottencrotch with a flurry of light punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 14 of 30 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 46 of 46 punches.

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 10-9


Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Clap doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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-Rottencrotch attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Rottencrotch hammers The Clap with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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+The Clap hits with a loud shot to the stomach.
-Rottencrotch launches a right jab to the chin, but The Clap steps aside.
+The Clap connects with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach.
+The Clap lands a flurry of punches to the chin!!
+Rottencrotch connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Rottencrotch connects with a series of punches to the stomach. The Clap covers up.
+The Clap connects with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw.
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+The Clap suprises Rottencrotch with a volley of feints to the mouth.
+The Clap scores with a pair of painful feints to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but The Clap quickly backs away.
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-Rottencrotch throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Rottencrotch hits The Clap with a cross to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Rottencrotch pummels The Clap with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch lashes out with a pair of shots to the temple.
+The Clap rocks Rottencrotch with a flurry of wild feints to the chest. Rottencrotch shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 44 of 65 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 47 of 48 punches.

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 20-18


Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Clap doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a strong jab to the nose.
-Rottencrotch lashes out with a volley of right shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Rottencrotch lands a strong roundhouse to the mouth. The Clap sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Rottencrotch hits The Clap with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest!
-Rottencrotch throws a left jab to the chest, but The Clap blocks.
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+ The fighters exchange feints to the eye.
+Rottencrotch hits with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. The Clap beats a hasty retreat.
-Rottencrotch attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Rottencrotch tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. The Clap gets mad!
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+Rottencrotch clocks The Clap with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+The Clap hits with a feint and then a hook to the chin!!
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+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a flurry of off balance combinations to the head. Rottencrotch backpedals to his own corner.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but The Clap beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rottencrotch catches The Clap with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+The Clap connects with a barrage of mean shots to the mouth!!
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but The Clap quickly backs away.
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+Rottencrotch catches The Clap with a pair of hard blows to the mouth.
+The Clap rocks Rottencrotch with a series of powerful shots to the nose!
+The Clap punches Rottencrotch with a barrage of shots to the eye. Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a combination to the mouth. Rottencrotch doesn't seem bothered.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+The Clap stuns Rottencrotch with a barrage of feints to the head.
+The Clap hits with a pair of strong combinations to the eye.
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+The Clap drills Rottencrotch with a pair of stiff combinations to the jaw.
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+The Clap punches Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 61 of 91 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 41 of 47 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 29-28


Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clap doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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+Rottencrotch annoys The Clap with a volley of powerful punches to the nose. The Clap hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Clap wallops Rottencrotch with a volley of furious feints to the chin.
+Rottencrotch scores with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw!! The Clap doesn't seem bothered.
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+Rottencrotch lands a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but The Clap covers himself well.
-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Rottencrotch tries a volley of feints to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch slams The Clap with a pair of heavy punches to the chin. The Clap asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Rottencrotch pokes The Clap with a pair of punches to the head. The Clap ignores it.
+The Clap staggers Rottencrotch with a series of mean combinations to the nose.
+Rottencrotch fires a flurry of loud punches to the chin. The Clap quickly recovers.
+The Clap fires a painful feint and then a cross to the eye.
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+The Clap wallops Rottencrotch with a flurry of painful combinations to the eye.
+Rottencrotch throws a pair of painful punches to the temple.
+The Clap annoys Rottencrotch with a pair of stiff shots to the eye. Rottencrotch gets mad!
-Rottencrotch charges with a volley of punches to the head, but The Clap backs out of it.
+The Clap wallops Rottencrotch with a loud feint and then an uppercut to the face.
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+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a barrage of off balance shots to the head. Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
-Rottencrotch probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but The Clap steps aside.
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+Rottencrotch fires a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 40 of 79 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 47 of 50 punches.

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 39-37


Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!

The Clap doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

+Rottencrotch drills The Clap with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of painful punches to the face!! The Clap covers up.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a pair of right shots to the face, but The Clap escapes.
-Rottencrotch throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+The Clap belts Rottencrotch with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but The Clap steps aside and laughs.
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+The Clap connects with a flurry of strong combinations to the temple.
+The Clap lands a volley of solid feints to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a series of wild punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch lands a feint and then an uppercut to the chest.
+The Clap annoys Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the nose. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a volley of mean shots to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin. The Clap is hurt!
+The Clap clocks Rottencrotch with a pair of feints to the nose.
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+Rottencrotch pounds The Clap with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a barrage of hard feints to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Rottencrotch drills The Clap with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
+The Clap lashes out with a pair of furious punches to the head. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
-Rottencrotch launches a barrage of right feints to the chin, but The Clap leaps aside.
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-Rottencrotch throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a series of left combinations to the nose, but misses completely.
+Rottencrotch catches The Clap with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch slams The Clap with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+The Clap hurts Rottencrotch with a series of wild feints to the jaw. Rottencrotch grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 53 of 89 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 43 of 46 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 48-47


Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

+The Clap suprises Rottencrotch with a volley of combinations to the chest.
+Rottencrotch annoys The Clap with a barrage of punches to the mouth. The Clap asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+The Clap tosses a flurry of wild shots to the temple.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+The Clap solidly lands a series of shots to the stomach. Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but The Clap leaps aside.
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Rottencrotch throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but The Clap ducks.
-Rottencrotch probes with a right right to the temple, but comes up empty.
+The Clap stuns Rottencrotch with a series of loud feints to the solar plexus. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
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-Rottencrotch tries a sweeping right to the head, but The Clap backs out of it.
-Rottencrotch tries a volley of right punches to the head, but The Clap ties him up.
+Rottencrotch throws a barrage of light punches to the nose. The Clap doesn't seem bothered.
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-Rottencrotch paws a series of left punches to the temple, but The Clap beats a hasty retreat.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Rottencrotch stuns The Clap with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Rottencrotch fires a flurry of right feints to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+The Clap hammers Rottencrotch with a flurry of mean shots to the temple.
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+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a pair of furious feints to the face!!
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+The Clap shakes Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the head.
+Rottencrotch attacks with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Rottencrotch nails The Clap with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch shakes The Clap with a pair of quick shots to the mouth. The Clap retreats to the far corner.
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a barrage of nice feints to the solar plexus!! The Clap sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+The Clap fires a powerful straight right to the nose.
+Rottencrotch pounds The Clap with a flurry of feints to the jaw! The Clap gets mad!
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 40 of 82 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 42 of 42 punches.

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 58-56


Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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+The Clap attacks with a volley of off balance combinations to the head.
+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a pair of mean feints to the chest.
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+The Clap pummels Rottencrotch with a vicious feint and then a cross to the eye.
+The Clap shakes Rottencrotch with a flurry of furious feints to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch pokes The Clap with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye!
+The Clap staggers Rottencrotch with a pair of wild feints to the temple.
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+The Clap fires a pair of feints to the temple. Rottencrotch doesn't notice.
+The Clap hammers Rottencrotch with a volley of hard shots to the eye.
+The Clap punches Rottencrotch with a barrage of shots to the chin. Rottencrotch laughs!
+The Clap lands a flurry of feints to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch launches a cross to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Rottencrotch fires a right right to the jaw, but The Clap quickly backs away.
+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a volley of punches to the temple! The Clap seems wobbly!
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Rottencrotch attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Rottencrotch lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but The Clap backs out of it.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a right cross to the mouth, but The Clap narrowly avoids it
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-Rottencrotch throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Rottencrotch throws a barrage of quick feints to the mouth!! The Clap sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Rottencrotch lands a volley of nice punches to the head.
+Rottencrotch rocks The Clap with a series of punches to the face.
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+The Clap tattoos Rottencrotch with a series of punches to the jaw. Rottencrotch backpedals to his own corner.
+Rottencrotch backs up The Clap with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
-Rottencrotch attempts a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+The Clap hits with a barrage of feints to the chin!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch connects with a jab to the eye. The Clap asks for time to wipe off the blood.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 47 of 78 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 45 of 47 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 67-66


Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Rottencrotch stays outside and uses his jab.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

+Rottencrotch lands a pair of loud punches to the stomach!!
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-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+The Clap hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Rottencrotch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Rottencrotch probes with a right right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a hard jab to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch throws a volley of combinations to the chest, but The Clap takes it in the forearms.
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+Rottencrotch lashes out with a pair of mean punches to the head.
+The Clap fires a flurry of feints to the mouth.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a right straight right to the head, but The Clap stays away from it.
+Rottencrotch takes charge with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a series of feints to the temple.
+The Clap hammers Rottencrotch with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but The Clap covers himself well.
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+Rottencrotch throws a glancing right to the stomach.
+Rottencrotch tattoos The Clap with a strong cross to the head.
+Rottencrotch staggers The Clap with a pair of powerful blows to the nose.
-Rottencrotch launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Clap tosses a shot to the ribs.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
+The Clap punches Rottencrotch with a series of hard feints to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but The Clap narrowly avoids it
+The Clap hits with a nasty counter-punch to the chin. Rottencrotch shakes his head to clear it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 38 of 85 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 45 of 51 punches.

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 77-75


Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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-Rottencrotch lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but The Clap covers himself well.
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+The Clap lashes out with a barrage of strong feints to the face.
+Rottencrotch nails The Clap with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
+The Clap throws a series of solid feints to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch pummels The Clap with a pair of nice punches to the head.
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+The Clap belts Rottencrotch with a flurry of feints to the solar plexus.
+Rottencrotch scores with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Rottencrotch tries a right sweeping right to the temple, but misses.
+Rottencrotch hits with a series of hard punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses.
+Rottencrotch slams The Clap with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch grazes The Clap with a light jab to the head!!
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+The Clap wakes up the fans with a combination to the stomach!
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+Rottencrotch drills The Clap with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+The Clap throws a pair of shots to the chest.
+Rottencrotch lands a series of mean punches to the chin.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but The Clap ducks just in time.
+The Clap throws a straight right to the temple!!
-Rottencrotch tries a right roundhouse to the mouth, but The Clap steps aside.
-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but The Clap leaps aside.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but The Clap narrowly avoids it
-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Clap covers himself well.
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+Rottencrotch hurts The Clap with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 49 of 97 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 46 of 46 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 86-85


Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

-Rottencrotch tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but The Clap ducks.
+Rottencrotch nails The Clap with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
-Rottencrotch throws a left to the eye, but falls short.
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+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a nice feint and then an uppercut to the jaw. Rottencrotch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Rottencrotch annoys The Clap with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Rottencrotch paws a pair of punches to the face, but The Clap stays away from it.
+The Clap annoys Rottencrotch with a pair of strong feints to the nose.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but The Clap beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a series of punches to the nose.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
+Rottencrotch hits with a nice jab to the ribs. The Clap is hurt!
+Rottencrotch smacks The Clap with a volley of commanding feints to the nose.
+The Clap connects with a barrage of painful feints to the chin.
+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a series of shots to the head.
+Rottencrotch hits with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but The Clap covers himself well.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch tosses a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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-Rottencrotch throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+The Clap pummels Rottencrotch with a flurry of wild feints to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of solid feints to the nose!! The Clap seems wobbly!
+Rottencrotch pokes The Clap with a pair of punches to the temple. The Clap shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Clap hits Rottencrotch with a flurry of combinations to the face.
+The Clap smacks Rottencrotch with a flurry of vicious feints to the eye! Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+The Clap fires a volley of stinging punches to the eye. Rottencrotch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a left feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 39 of 87 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 43 of 51 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Clap remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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-The Clap lashes out with a pair of shots to the temple, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
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-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of right feints to the chin, but The Clap narrowly avoids it
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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+The Clap smashes Rottencrotch with a barrage of nice shots to the temple.
+The Clap connects with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
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+The Clap lands a volley of stinging combinations to the chest!!
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+The Clap fires a flurry of stinging punches to the eye. Rottencrotch ignores it.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of off balance feints to the mouth.
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+The Clap throws a barrage of painful punches to the head!!
+The Clap scores with a off balance feint and then an uppercut to the jaw.
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-Rottencrotch fires a right shot to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-The Clap lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Rottencrotch quickly backs away.
-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but The Clap covers himself well.
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-Rottencrotch fires a right cross to the temple, but The Clap escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 12 of 31 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 37 of 49 punches.

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos won the round 10-9

Darius "The Clap" Xanthos is winning the fight 105-104


Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Rottencrotch stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Clap feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)

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+The Clap tags Rottencrotch with a series of light combinations to the head.
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+The Clap pops Rottencrotch with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of left feints to the mouth, but The Clap leaps aside.
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-Rottencrotch fires a volley of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Rottencrotch pops The Clap with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch hits The Clap with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of mean punches to the face.
-Rottencrotch attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+The Clap hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Rottencrotch tags The Clap with a barrage of solid feints to the mouth!
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+The Clap punches Rottencrotch with a stiff counter-punch to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Rottencrotch paws a right to the ribs, but The Clap escapes.
+Rottencrotch staggers The Clap with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Rottencrotch paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but The Clap stays away from it.
+The Clap hits with a pair of commanding feints to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch grazes The Clap with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
+The Clap fires a barrage of combinations to the head.
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+Rottencrotch clocks The Clap with a series of punches to the jaw.
+The Clap connects with a vicious right to the ribs!
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+Rottencrotch wallops The Clap with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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+The Clap lands a pair of nice shots to the head. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Rottencrotch punches The Clap with a left to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 60 of 102 punches, and Darius "The Clap" Xanthos landed 46 of 47 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The Clap grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 2: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9

Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9

Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-114


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 7: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Darius "The Clap" Xanthos 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-114

Mary Jane Rottencrotch wins by decision!