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(Flyweight) Cheez the Dork defeated BOT-196917 by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Monday, March 9, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is BOT-196917!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-196917 attacks with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
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+Bot-196917 hits with a volley of stiff shots to the head.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez wallops Bot-196917 with a pair of off balance shots to the face. Bot-196917 retreats to the far corner.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-196917 charges with a left left to the temple, but Cheez ties him up.
+Cheez solidly lands a off balance roundhouse to the nose.
-Bot-196917 attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Cheez beats a hasty retreat.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-196917 jolts Cheez with a flurry of blows to the jaw!
+Bot-196917 throws a pair of punches to the head.
+Bot-196917 pounds Cheez with a pair of stinging shots to the stomach. Cheez grimaces in pain.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 connects with a nice uppercut to the chin.
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+Bot-196917 lands a volley of commanding punches to the chin!
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez shakes Bot-196917 with a flurry of powerful blows to the mouth.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 jolts Cheez with a series of shots to the mouth.
+Bot-196917 shakes Cheez with a volley of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 24 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 43 of 55 punches.

BOT-196917 won the round 10-9

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 10-9


Cheez doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-196917 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-196917 attacks with a flurry of stinging shots to the face.
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-Bot-196917 attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Bot-196917 hits with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 rocks Cheez with a flurry of solid blows to the mouth.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez catches Bot-196917 with a volley of wild blows to the chest.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 slams Cheez with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Bot-196917 throws Cheez with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 wallops Cheez with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!!
+Bot-196917 shakes Cheez with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
+Cheez takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the ribs. Bot-196917 beats a hasty retreat.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-196917 tags Cheez with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 smashes Cheez with a flurry of hard blows to the jaw! Cheez beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-196917 rocks Cheez with a pair of stinging shots to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 24 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 39 of 53 punches.

BOT-196917 won the round 10-9

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 20-18


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-196917 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Cheez connects with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 throws a barrage of loud blows to the eye. Cheez doesn't notice.
+Cheez hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-196917 lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but Cheez steps aside and laughs.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 pummels Cheez with a pair of nice blows to the chin.
+Bot-196917 thumps Cheez with a flurry of blows to the nose.
-Bot-196917 throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-196917 connects with a flurry of loud blows to the mouth. Cheez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bot-196917 lashes out with a volley of blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 23 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 33 of 58 punches.

BOT-196917 won the round 10-9

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 30-27


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-196917 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez attacks with a pair of solid blows to the chest. Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez grazes Bot-196917 with a series of blows to the stomach.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 stuns Cheez with a series of punches to the mouth.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez slams Bot-196917 with a hard uppercut to the ribs.
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+Cheez staggers Bot-196917 with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs.
+Cheez hurts Bot-196917 with a series of light blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 21 of 32 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 5 of 8 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 39-37


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-196917 is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-196917 connects with a nasty right to the face.
+Bot-196917 staggers Cheez with a nice uppercut to the face.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Cheez hits with a volley of loud blows to the chest!
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 smashes Cheez with a right to the mouth. Cheez sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 wallops Cheez with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
+Bot-196917 connects with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-196917 throws a pair of right blows to the mouth, but misses.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-196917 throws a series of blows to the head. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Cheez fires a series of wild shots to the ribs. Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Cheez attacks with a pair of blows to the chest. Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-196917 annoys Cheez with a solid jab to the mouth.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 strikes with a pair of mean blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 31 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 46 of 64 punches.

BOT-196917 won the round 10-9

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 49-46


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-196917 is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cheez throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Bot-196917 leaps aside.
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+Bot-196917 pounds Cheez with a flurry of furious shots to the nose.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 tags Cheez with a volley of strong blows to the face! Cheez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Cheez slams Bot-196917 with a pair of strong blows to the chest. Bot-196917 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bot-196917 shakes Cheez with a barrage of blows to the chin!! Cheez quickly recovers.
-Bot-196917 attempts a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Cheez quickly backs away.
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+Bot-196917 thumps Cheez with a pair of shots to the mouth. Cheez hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Cheez throws a hard uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 solidly lands a pair of light shots to the head.
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+Bot-196917 fires a series of loud blows to the face.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez nails Bot-196917 with a barrage of hard blows to the ribs.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-196917 throws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Bot-196917 paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Cheez backs out of it.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez lunges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Bot-196917 stays away from it.
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+Bot-196917 hits Cheez with a flurry of stiff shots to the mouth. Cheez is hurt!
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+Bot-196917 grazes Cheez with a pair of blows to the stomach. Cheez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 22 of 33 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 34 of 68 punches.

BOT-196917 won the round 10-9

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 59-55


Cheez is obviously tired.

Bot-196917 is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-196917 tries to land a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Cheez escapes.
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-Bot-196917 lunges with a uppercut to the jaw, but Cheez steps aside.
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+Bot-196917 backs up Cheez with a jab to the eye.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Bot-196917 annoys Cheez with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Cheez staggers Bot-196917 with a off balance hook to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-196917 tries to land a series of blows to the temple, but Cheez quickly backs away.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 tosses a strong roundhouse to the ribs. Cheez shakes his head to clear it.
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+Cheez attacks with a series of heavy shots to the stomach.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 fires a barrage of glancing shots to the mouth.
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-Cheez probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-196917 attempts a right cross to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Bot-196917 pummels Cheez with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!!
+Cheez catches Bot-196917 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-196917 doesn't notice.
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+Bot-196917 pops Cheez with a stiff straight right to the chin.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 17 of 33 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 36 of 65 punches.

BOT-196917 won the round 10-9

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 69-64


Cheez is obviously tired.

Bot-196917 looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-196917 hits with a hook to the stomach.
+Bot-196917 hits Cheez with a flurry of loud blows to the face.
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-Cheez launches a series of left punches to the jaw, but Bot-196917 ducks just in time.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-196917 charges with a volley of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Cheez hits with a barrage of shots to the eye.
+Bot-196917 smashes Cheez with a flurry of furious shots to the chin!
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-Bot-196917 probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Bot-196917 shakes Cheez with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-196917 slams Cheez with a flurry of punches to the temple. Cheez doesn't seem bothered.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez clocks Bot-196917 with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
Cheez lands a tremendous left blow to the temple and Bot-196917 drops like a stone!!

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Bot-196917 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Cheez smashes Bot-196917 with a flurry of hard shots to the chin.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-196917 tries a pair of blows to the eye, but Cheez covers himself well.
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+Bot-196917 tags Cheez with a series of powerful shots to the jaw. Cheez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bot-196917 tags Cheez with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Cheez pounds Bot-196917 with a vicious uppercut to the face! Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-196917 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-196917 pokes Cheez with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Cheez is hurt!
+Bot-196917 hits with a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez charges with a pair of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
-Bot-196917 paws a volley of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 31 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 38 of 66 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-8

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 77-74


Cheez is slowing down.

Bot-196917 looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Bot-196917 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-196917 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Cheez covers himself well.
+Bot-196917 hits Cheez with a off balance uppercut to the chin!
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-Cheez tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Bot-196917 leaps aside.
+Cheez suprises Bot-196917 with a volley of hard blows to the chin.
Cheez lands a quick uppercut and Bot-196917 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Bot-196917 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-196917 jolts Cheez with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Bot-196917 lands a pair of off balance blows to the mouth!
-Bot-196917 tries a barrage of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
-Bot-196917 fires a pair of blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Bot-196917 tattoos Cheez with a volley of quick punches to the ribs!
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 fires a pair of stinging blows to the face!
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+Bot-196917 fires a pair of strong shots to the chin.
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+Cheez pounds Bot-196917 with a furious right to the head. Bot-196917 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-196917 tags Cheez with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez attempts a series of right shots to the eye, but Bot-196917 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-196917 annoys Cheez with a series of shots to the head! Cheez doesn't notice.
Bot-196917 tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez pounds Bot-196917 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Bot-196917 lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 32 punches, and BOT-196917 landed 40 of 63 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-8

BOT-196917 is winning the fight 85-84


Cheez is slowing down.

Bot-196917 looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Cheez is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-196917 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

+Cheez hits with a pair of solid blows to the chin.
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+Bot-196917 lands a flurry of commanding blows to the head. Cheez is hurt!
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+Cheez jars Bot-196917 with a light uppercut to the temple.
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+Bot-196917 pokes Cheez with a furious right to the ribs. Cheez retreats to the far corner.
Cheez tries to attack, but Bot-196917 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez hits with a furious left to the head. Bot-196917 doesn't notice.
Cheez lands a terrific cross to the jaw and Bot-196917 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-196917 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-196917 probes with a volley of shots to the head, but Cheez ducks just in time.
-Bot-196917 paws a uppercut to the nose, but Cheez hides behind his gloves.
-Cheez throws a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-196917 fires a pair of blows to the head.
+Bot-196917 lands a pair of nice blows to the mouth.
+Cheez hammers Bot-196917 with a barrage of furious punches to the temple. Bot-196917 laughs!
Cheez lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Bot-196917 lands flat on his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Cheez the Dork wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cheez collapses limply onto his stool.

Bot-196917 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 2: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 3: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 6: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 7: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-8
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 2: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 3: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 6: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 7: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-8
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 2: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 3: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 6: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 7: BOT-196917 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-8
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-8

Cheez the Dork wins by a knockout!