Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Light Dork Boom I defeated Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, March 11, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Light Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Beauregard catches Boom I with a series of powerful punches to the nose. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Beauregard ties him up.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Beauregard hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard annoys Boom I with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Beauregard connects with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard hits Boom I with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Boom I lands a volley of blows to the face.
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+Beauregard wakes up the fans with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard lands a series of stinging punches to the eye. Boom I gets mad!
+Beauregard suprises Boom I with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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-Boom I paws a flurry of blows to the face, but Beauregard ties him up.
-Boom I probes with a cross to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Beauregard wallops Boom I with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Boom I whacks Beauregard with a series of light shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 11 of 37 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 38 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Boom I clocks Beauregard with a volley of blows to the stomach!
+Beauregard belts Boom I with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard takes charge with a glancing jab to the chest.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a light left to the stomach. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I attacks with a cross to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Boom I launches a series of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Boom I charges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Beauregard hammers Boom I with a pair of nice punches to the chin!! Boom I seems wobbly!
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-Boom I lunges with a left cross to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Beauregard fires a volley of heavy blows to the temple.
+Beauregard hits with a series of punches to the face. Boom I laughs!
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-Boom I probes with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Boom I attempts a right to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 8 of 34 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 44 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Boom I throws a right cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard throws a pair of mean punches to the face.
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-Boom I launches a series of punches to the chest, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
-Boom I tries a uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
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+Beauregard staggers Boom I with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Beauregard nails Boom I with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pokes Beauregard with a series of punches to the ribs!
+Beauregard strikes with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Beauregard attacks with a barrage of nasty blows to the ribs.
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+Beauregard throws a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 29 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a pair of punches to the face. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Beauregard belts Boom I with a roundhouse to the chest.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beauregard throws a solid jab to the face. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Beauregard strikes with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a glancing cross to the solar plexus.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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-Boom I throws a left hook to the solar plexus, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 31 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 41 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I charges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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+Beauregard jolts Boom I with a roundhouse to the mouth. Boom I covers up.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I backs up Beauregard with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Beauregard throws a volley of punches to the head!!
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+Beauregard hits with a series of nasty shots to the eye.
+Beauregard strikes with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard tosses a barrage of hard punches to the temple!
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+Beauregard tags Boom I with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard whacks Boom I with a jab to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 9 of 31 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 38 of 42 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Boom I grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard connects with a pair of punches to the mouth! Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Boom I probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Beauregard rocks Boom I with a jab to the head.
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+Beauregard lands a heavy roundhouse to the mouth.
-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a series of glancing shots to the chest. Beauregard quickly recovers.
Beauregard tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a left hook to the solar plexus, but Beauregard ties him up.
+Beauregard lands a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard pops Boom I with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard tags Boom I with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard belts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the eye! Boom I ignores it.
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+Boom I tags Beauregard with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Boom I lunges with a uppercut to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 10 of 29 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 39 of 39 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Beauregard tags Boom I with a flurry of punches to the head. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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+Boom I fires a series of wild punches to the stomach. Beauregard asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Beauregard grazes Boom I with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Beauregard jars Boom I with a vicious left to the jaw.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Boom I scores with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Boom I charges with a cross to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Beauregard thumps Boom I with a barrage of wild punches to the head.
+Beauregard fires a barrage of solid blows to the face!
+Beauregard smashes Boom I with a series of shots to the temple. Boom I doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 31 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 40 of 43 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
+Boom I smashes Beauregard with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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-Boom I launches a series of right blows to the mouth, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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+Beauregard pokes Boom I with a pair of punches to the head.
-Boom I lashes out with a left sweeping right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Boom I pummels Beauregard with a cross to the face.
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-Boom I launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
-Boom I throws a roundhouse to the jaw, but Beauregard ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 14 of 47 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 9
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Beauregard steps aside.
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+Boom I pounds Beauregard with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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-Boom I tries a volley of shots to the mouth, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard scores with a mean sweeping right to the eye. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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-Boom I fires a pair of left blows to the chin, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
-Boom I throws a series of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of punches to the eye. Beauregard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 13 of 47 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 10
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Boom I attacks with a jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I grazes Beauregard with a off balance cross to the face.
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+Beauregard pummels Boom I with a pair of nice shots to the face.
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-Boom I fires a straight right to the jaw, but Beauregard steps aside.
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-Boom I fires a pair of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Boom I slams Beauregard with a barrage of mean punches to the eye. Beauregard seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 15 of 47 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 7 of 7 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 11
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Boom I charges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard belts Boom I with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Boom I tries a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Beauregard ties him up.
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+Boom I throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Boom I solidly lands a barrage of hard shots to the ribs. Beauregard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Light Dork Boom I landed 12 of 39 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 7 of 8 punches.
Light Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 12
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Boom I tattoos Beauregard with a pair of powerful hooks to the face.
Boom I lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Beauregard collapses!!
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Beauregard struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I annoys Beauregard with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Boom I fires a series of heavy crosses to the mouth.
+Beauregard throws a roundhouse to the face.
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-Boom I lashes out with a series of shots to the jaw, but Beauregard stays away from it.
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+Boom I hits Beauregard with a hard punch to the temple.
Boom I lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Beauregard falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Light Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Light Dork Boom I 10-9
Light Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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