Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Mr. Gump defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, March 9, 2020In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Mr. Gump!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 slams Mr. Gump with a series of combinations to the mouth.
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+Mr. Gump catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful punches to the temple!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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+Mr. Gump hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 fires Mr. Gump with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of combinations to the chin, but Mr. Gump covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a mean left to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Mr. Gump with a powerful straight right to the mouth. Mr. Gump is hurt!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a right straight right to the nose, but Mr. Gump hides behind his gloves.
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+Mr. Gump tags Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
+Mr. Gump throws a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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+Mr. Gump connects with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 32 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 25 of 25 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mr. Gump doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Mr. Gump slams Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Mr. Gump punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of glancing combinations to the stomach.
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+Mr. Gump pokes Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Mr. Gump ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Mr. Gump with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 22 of 24 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Gump doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Mr. Gump catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong punches to the face.
+Mr. Gump stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Mr. Gump connects with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Mr. Gump with a series of light punches to the stomach! Mr. Gump hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mr. Gump stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Mr. Gump rocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of commanding punches to the head. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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+Mr. Gump smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 31 of 32 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hits Mr. Gump with a roundhouse to the stomach.
+Mr. Gump tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Mr. Gump solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs! Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Mr. Gump solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Mr. Gump attacks with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Mr. Gump hits Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Mr. Gump ducks just in time.
+Mr. Gump hits Dorkness 1 with a light straight right to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Mr. Gump quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 29 of 29 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Mr. Gump takes it in the forearms.
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+Mr. Gump hammers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but Mr. Gump steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but Mr. Gump hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Mr. Gump with a barrage of strong combinations to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Mr. Gump beats a hasty retreat.
+Mr. Gump connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Mr. Gump with a barrage of hard combinations to the chest.
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+Mr. Gump connects with a right to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Mr. Gump hits with a powerful right to the solar plexus.
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+Mr. Gump jolts Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Mr. Gump grazes Dorkness 1 with a light jab to the head!
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+Mr. Gump smacks Dorkness 1 with a series of powerful punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Mr. Gump with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Mr. Gump jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 30 of 30 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 59-55
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Mr. Gump slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Mr. Gump catches Dorkness 1 with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mr. Gump hurts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance combinations to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Mr. Gump hits Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a combination to the ribs.
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+Mr. Gump connects with a wild jab to the nose.
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+Mr. Gump thumps Dorkness 1 with a stinging jab to the solar plexus!
+Mr. Gump hits with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a jab to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Mr. Gump ducks just in time.
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+Mr. Gump wallops Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 31 of 31 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 78-74
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Mr. Gump tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of nice punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Mr. Gump hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a vicious straight right to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Mr. Gump attacks with a pair of solid punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a straight right to the ribs, but Mr. Gump blocks.
+Mr. Gump pummels Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud combinations to the mouth!! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Mr. Gump attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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+Mr. Gump wallops Dorkness 1 with a nasty jab to the face.
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+Mr. Gump belts Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Mr. Gump lands a pair of painful punches to the mouth!!
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+Mr. Gump punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of quick punches to the head. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 39 of 40 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a right jab to the chest, but Mr. Gump deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but Mr. Gump steps aside.
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+Mr. Gump solidly lands a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Mr. Gump blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 25 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 106-103
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mr. Gump doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Mr. Gump is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left jab to the head, but Mr. Gump escapes.
+Dorkness 1 belts Mr. Gump with a head butt! This is terrible!
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+Mr. Gump hits with a straight right to the mouth.
+Mr. Gump hurts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the face.
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+Mr. Gump lands a series of combinations to the nose!! Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Mr. Gump with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
+Mr. Gump strikes with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 1 smashes Mr. Gump with a series of stiff combinations to the head.
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+Mr. Gump slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right combinations to the temple, but Mr. Gump covers himself well.
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+Mr. Gump shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of punches to the eye!
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Mr. Gump ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 38 punches, and Mr. Gump landed 39 of 41 punches.
Mr. Gump won the round 10-9
Mr. Gump is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Mr. Gump remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Gump 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Gump 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Gump 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Gump 116-112
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 4: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Mr. Gump 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 12: Mr. Gump 10-9
Total Score: Mr. Gump 116-112
Mr. Gump wins by decision!
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