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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Imwith Stupid by technical knockout (TKO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, March 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is Imwith Stupid!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Stupid strikes with a pair of commanding combinations to the mouth. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid whacks Boom I with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
-Stupid throws a pair of combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Stupid wakes up the fans with a pair of quick combinations to the head.
+Stupid throws a pair of light combinations to the head.
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+Stupid staggers Boom I with a barrage of punches to the eye. Boom I doesn't notice.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid pummels Boom I with a series of combinations to the face. Boom I seems wobbly!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I throws a flurry of off balance punches to the chin. Stupid quickly recovers.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Stupid blocks.
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+Boom I connects with a barrage of punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 23 of 32 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9

Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Stupid connects with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Stupid pounds Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the face.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I launches a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stupid clocks Boom I with a barrage of combinations to the chin! Boom I doesn't notice.
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-Stupid launches a volley of combinations to the mouth, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid lands Boom I with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I strikes with a mean hook to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 15 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 20 of 31 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9

Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I strikes with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Stupid drills Boom I with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Stupid ties him up.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stupid fires a series of punches to the mouth. Boom I doesn't notice.
-Boom I tries to land a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of stiff blows to the chest. Stupid grimaces in pain.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 17 of 29 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 29-28


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Boom I takes charge with a nasty hook to the stomach. Stupid seems wobbly!
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Stupid steps aside and laughs.
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+Boom I grazes Stupid with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Stupid backs out of it.
+Stupid hammers Boom I with a volley of solid punches to the head!! Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Boom I ducks.
+Stupid throws a barrage of punches to the eye. Boom I laughs!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid fires a jab to the mouth!
-Stupid paws a volley of punches to the nose, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 16 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Stupid thumps Boom I with a sweeping right to the jaw.
-Stupid tries a series of punches to the face, but Boom I blocks.
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+Boom I whacks Stupid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! Stupid gets mad!
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-Stupid probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I lands a series of loud punches to the ribs!! Stupid quickly recovers.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid smashes Boom I with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Stupid throws a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
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+Stupid hammers Boom I with a pair of light punches to the chin.
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+Boom I belts Stupid with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 12 of 32 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 48-47


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Boom I belts Stupid with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I throws a flurry of blows to the stomach. Stupid doesn't seem bothered.
+Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stupid throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Stupid ties him up.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Stupid charges with a left jab to the nose, but Boom I backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 10 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 58-56


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I lunges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Boom I strikes with a quick right to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I solidly lands Stupid with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stupid connects with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
+Boom I tags Stupid with a uppercut to the stomach.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Stupid attacks with a straight right to the nose, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I catches Stupid with a barrage of furious blows to the solar plexus. Stupid gets mad!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 18 of 27 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 7 of 32 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 68-65


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid collapses limply onto his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I attempts a right right to the chest, but Stupid covers himself well.
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-Stupid lunges with a right jab to the chin, but Boom I backs out of it.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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-Stupid probes with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Boom I backs out of it.
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-Stupid throws a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Boom I smacks Stupid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 18 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 5 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 78-74


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Stupid clocks Boom I with a jab to the eye!
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+Boom I hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Stupid paws a cross to the nose, but misses.
-Stupid attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
+Boom I lands a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus! Boom I is raining blows! Stupid falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!