Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, March 7, 2020In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
-Thing throws a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Thing pops Noodle with a volley of wild punches to the chin. Noodle falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle thumps Thing with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
Noodle lands a cruel hook and Thing is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!
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