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(Heavyweight) D'OH defeated Larry "33" Bird by split decision: 114-115, 115-114, 115-112.

Match Saturday, March 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is D'OH!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Larry "33" Bird!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

D'oh clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-D'oh throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+33 tags D'oh with a series of strong punches to the face!
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+33 throws a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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+D'oh lashes out with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. 33 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-D'oh lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but 33 stays away from it.
-33 launches a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-33 attempts a series of left punches to the face, but D'oh covers himself well.
-D'oh tries a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 8 of 25 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 18 of 28 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


D'oh doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

D'oh clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-33 probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but D'oh steps aside.
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-33 probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but D'oh deftly avoits it.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+33 whacks D'oh with a mean jab to the nose!
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+33 staggers D'oh with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+33 hits D'oh with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-33 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but D'oh takes it in the forearms.
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+33 pummels D'oh with a barrage of loud punches to the face. D'oh doesn't notice.
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-33 charges with a jab to the mouth, but D'oh steps aside and laughs.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
+33 staggers D'oh with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-33 throws a series of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-D'oh throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but 33 leaps aside.
+33 hits with a quick jab to the temple.
-D'oh attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but 33 steps aside.
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+D'oh hits with a volley of blows to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 9 of 23 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 28 of 51 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 20-19


D'oh doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

D'oh clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+D'oh tattoos 33 with a painful uppercut to the ribs.
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-33 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but D'oh quickly backs away.
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+33 hits with a vicious jab to the stomach.
-D'oh attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-33 fires a left left to the solar plexus, but D'oh covers himself well.
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+33 staggers D'oh with a volley of stiff punches to the chest!
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-D'oh paws a series of punches to the stomach, but 33 stays away from it.
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-D'oh charges with a hook to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-D'oh throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-33 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but D'oh stays away from it.
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+33 hurts D'oh with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+33 throws a pair of nice shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 9 of 24 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 19 of 41 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 30-28


D'oh doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

D'oh clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-33 throws a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-33 attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but D'oh deftly avoits it.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+D'oh hits with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. 33 doesn't seem bothered.
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+33 jolts D'oh with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-33 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+33 connects with a series of wild shots to the chest.
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-D'oh charges with a right cross to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-D'oh launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but 33 leaps aside.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-D'oh tries to land a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+33 fires a cross to the chest. D'oh falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 9 of 23 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 19 of 39 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 40-37


D'oh doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

D'oh clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+33 hits D'oh with a nice uppercut to the nose.
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-33 probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but D'oh steps aside and laughs.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+D'oh belts 33 with a series of blows to the stomach. 33 retreats to the far corner.
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+33 pops D'oh with a pair of punches to the head.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+33 pounds D'oh with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+33 fires a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
-33 attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+33 slams D'oh with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
+33 fires a barrage of hard punches to the head!
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
+33 jolts D'oh with a nice straight right to the ribs. D'oh doesn't notice.
-D'oh attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-D'oh paws a pair of punches to the chest, but 33 deftly avoits it.
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-33 attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+D'oh attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 12 of 25 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 41 of 72 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 50-46


D'oh doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

D'oh clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-33 probes with a right right to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

-D'oh lashes out with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but 33 ties him up.
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+33 connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-D'oh attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-D'oh tries to land a series of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+33 drills D'oh with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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+D'oh jolts 33 with a uppercut to the chest.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 9 of 25 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 18 of 40 punches.

D'OH won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 59-56


D'oh doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

D'oh clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-D'oh throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
-33 fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but D'oh ties him up.
+33 grazes D'oh with a pair of vicious shots to the jaw.
-33 throws a series of right punches to the chin, but D'oh takes it in the forearms.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-33 paws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+D'oh scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

+33 pummels D'oh with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+33 hits D'oh with a pair of punches to the head.
-33 paws a pair of punches to the temple, but D'oh leaps aside.
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+33 tags D'oh with a barrage of blows to the temple.
33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+33 drills D'oh with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. D'oh laughs!
-D'oh attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but 33 ties him up.
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+33 annoys D'oh with a off balance roundhouse to the chin.
+33 tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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+D'oh backs up 33 with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 11 of 24 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 34 of 72 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 69-65


D'oh doesn't even want to rest!

33 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

D'oh grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 attacks with a series of off balance punches to the face!
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-33 probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-D'oh attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but 33 takes it in the forearms.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
-33 launches a series of punches to the face, but D'oh covers himself well.
+33 punches D'oh with a volley of solid shots to the eye.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-33 attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but D'oh blocks.
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+33 tosses a volley of wild blows to the mouth.
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-D'oh throws a left uppercut to the temple, but misses.
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-33 launches a series of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+D'oh staggers 33 with a right to the face.
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-D'oh launches a volley of left blows to the nose, but 33 covers himself well.
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+D'oh solidly lands a pair of nasty blows to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 11 of 32 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 19 of 39 punches.

D'OH won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 78-75


D'oh doesn't even want to rest!

33 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

D'oh grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-33 paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but D'oh leaps aside.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+33 fires a series of punches to the face.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+33 wakes up the fans with a heavy left to the chin.
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+33 scores with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
-D'oh throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
+33 backs up D'oh with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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+33 solidly lands a series of painful punches to the nose!
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33 tries to attack, but D'oh hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-D'oh throws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but misses.
-D'oh probes with a pair of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
+D'oh takes charge with a series of vicious blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 11 of 34 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 31 of 47 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 88-84


D'oh doesn't even want to rest!

33 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

D'oh is brawling. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 catches D'oh with a commanding straight right to the eye.
-D'oh lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but 33 quickly backs away.
+33 hurts D'oh with a series of punches to the chin! D'oh ignores it.
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-D'oh throws a pair of right blows to the face, but 33 deftly avoits it.
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-D'oh probes with a barrage of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+D'oh tosses a pair of light punches to the head.
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+33 tattoos D'oh with a pair of wild punches to the face!
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+D'oh rocks 33 with a roundhouse to the face.
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-D'oh lunges with a straight right to the face, but 33 beats a hasty retreat.
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+D'oh rocks 33 with a off balance roundhouse to the eye!!
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-D'oh attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+33 hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the face. D'oh sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+33 jolts D'oh with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!
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+33 throws a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 15 of 39 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 30 of 33 punches.

D'OH won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 97-94


D'oh doesn't even want to rest!

33 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

D'oh throws everything he's got! (all-out)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+D'oh jolts 33 with a volley of crosses to the temple! 33 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
D'oh lands a slow motion blow to the temple and 33 goes down!!

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33 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+D'oh tosses a barrage of roundhouses to the chin!
+33 hits with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
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+33 hits D'oh with a series of quick punches to the chin.
+33 pounds D'oh with a heavy jab to the mouth.
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-D'oh attempts a barrage of uppercuts to the mouth, but 33 steps aside.
+D'oh tags 33 with a stinging right to the chin. 33 covers up.
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+33 connects with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+33 backs up D'oh with a pair of nice roundhouses to the mouth.
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+33 smacks D'oh with a flurry of shots to the head. D'oh seems wobbly!
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+33 lands a barrage of solid crosses to the jaw!
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+33 suprises D'oh with a volley of crosses to the eye. D'oh hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-D'oh throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+D'oh strikes with a series of quick hooks to the chin.
-D'oh attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but 33 narrowly avoids it
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-D'oh probes with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but fails to score.
+33 fires a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+33 jars D'oh with a roundhouse to the head. D'oh covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 17 of 36 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 48 of 48 punches.

D'OH won the round 10-8

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 105-104


D'oh doesn't even want to rest!

33 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

D'oh is brawling. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+D'oh throws a barrage of furious blows to the jaw.
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+33 lashes out with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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-D'oh probes with a volley of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
+33 hammers D'oh with a volley of light blows to the head. D'oh sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+33 clocks D'oh with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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+D'oh connects with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+33 takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the chin. D'oh laughs!
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+33 pops D'oh with a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+33 hits D'oh with a series of furious punches to the jaw. D'oh falls against the ropes!
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-D'oh probes with a left straight right to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-D'oh lashes out with a uppercut to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+33 connects with D'oh with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+D'oh hits with a stinging hook to the nose. 33 is hurt!
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+33 whacks D'oh with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

D'OH landed 16 of 43 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 37 of 42 punches.

D'OH won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


D'oh remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 5: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 6: D'OH 10-9
Round 7: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 8: D'OH 10-9
Round 9: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: D'OH 10-8
Round 12: D'OH 10-9

Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 6: D'OH 10-9
Round 7: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 8: D'OH 10-9
Round 9: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 10: D'OH 10-9
Round 11: D'OH 10-8
Round 12: D'OH 10-9

Total Score: D'OH 115-114


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: D'OH 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: D'OH 10-9
Round 5: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 6: D'OH 10-9
Round 7: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 8: D'OH 10-9
Round 9: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 10: D'OH 10-9
Round 11: D'OH 10-8
Round 12: D'OH 10-9

Total Score: D'OH 115-112

D'OH wins by decision!