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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated West Central Ohio Assassin X by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, February 29, 2020

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is West Central Ohio Assassin X!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Assassin X punches Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the chin. Noodle quickly recovers.
+Assassin X fires a flurry of shots to the head.
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-Assassin X probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Noodle hammers Assassin X with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
+Noodle smashes Assassin X with a barrage of punches to the nose. Assassin X laughs!
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assassin X attempts a flurry of shots to the temple, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
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+Assassin X annoys Noodle with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Assassin X attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle hits with a series of commanding punches to the jaw!
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Assassin X tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Assassin X attacks with a barrage of solid blows to the eye. Noodle covers up.
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+Noodle nails Assassin X with a series of punches to the eye!
-Assassin X launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle ducks.
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+Noodle pops Assassin X with a right to the face. Assassin X seems wobbly!
+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the ribs. Assassin X seems wobbly!
+Noodle tosses a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Assassin X throws a flurry of quick shots to the jaw.
+Noodle lands a series of punches to the temple.
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+Noodle strikes with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
+Noodle hits with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
+Noodle clocks Assassin X with a pair of quick punches to the chest. Assassin X laughs!
+Noodle hits Assassin X with a loud right to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 54 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 28 of 58 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Assassin X doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Noodle strikes with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Assassin X grimaces in pain.
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Assassin X paws a volley of right blows to the temple, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Assassin X stuns Noodle with a furious hook to the nose. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Noodle attacks with a mean sweeping right to the face.
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+Noodle pops Assassin X with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Assassin X attacks with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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+Noodle slams Assassin X with a series of punches to the eye.
+Noodle throws a uppercut to the solar plexus. Assassin X seems wobbly!
+Noodle belts Assassin X with a barrage of blows to the chin.
+Assassin X attacks with a cross to the mouth.
+Assassin X tattoos Noodle with a volley of off balance blows to the jaw!
+Noodle throws a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle annoys Assassin X with a straight right to the mouth. Assassin X sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle slams Assassin X with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Assassin X launches a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Noodle tags Assassin X with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
+Assassin X wakes up the fans with Noodle with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Assassin X hits Noodle with a barrage of shots to the eye.
-Assassin X tries to land a series of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Assassin X hits with a barrage of shots to the temple.
+Noodle drills Assassin X with a jab to the ribs. Assassin X retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle thumps Assassin X with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 50 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 27 of 51 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Assassin X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X is brawling. (inside)

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+Noodle grazes Assassin X with a flurry of wild shots to the chest.
-Assassin X tries to land a barrage of blows to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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-Assassin X attacks with a left left to the mouth, but Noodle steps aside.
+Assassin X punches Noodle with a pair of commanding shots to the chin.
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+Noodle lands a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
-Assassin X throws a pair of blows to the chin, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle tattoos Assassin X with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw. Assassin X sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Noodle lands a terrific right cross to the jaw and Assassin X is knocked out of the ring!!

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Assassin X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Assassin X shakes Noodle with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle rocks Assassin X with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Assassin X lands a barrage of quick punches to the face. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle fires a painful jab to the chest. Assassin X beats a hasty retreat.
Noodle lands a lightning left punch in the nose and Assassin X drops like a stone!!

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Assassin X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Assassin X tattoos Noodle with a series of stinging shots to the head.
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+Assassin X hits with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
+Noodle suprises Assassin X with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Noodle wallops Assassin X with a series of punches to the ribs!!
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-Assassin X attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks.
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+Noodle pummels Assassin X with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Assassin X beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle hammers Assassin X with a barrage of punches to the head. Assassin X sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Noodle backs up Assassin X with a series of punches to the chest.
+Noodle pounds Assassin X with a jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 55 of 57 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 17 of 43 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-7

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-25


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Assassin X is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 4

Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assassin X is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
+Noodle throws a jab to the nose. Assassin X retreats to the far corner.
Noodle lands a devestating left uppercut and Assassin X goes over backwards!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Assassin X can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-7

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!