Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Stinky Ferret defeated Joe Squash by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Saturday, February 29, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Stinky Ferret!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 290 pounds (132 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Ferret probes with a volley of left shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ferret fires a series of light blows to the eye.
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+Squash pokes Ferret with a series of shots to the chin.
Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash punches Ferret with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Squash fires Ferret with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash throws a left left to the temple, but Ferret takes it in the forearms.
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+Squash pokes Ferret with a flurry of wild punches to the temple. Ferret grimaces in pain.
+Ferret jars Squash with a pair of punches to the face.
Ferret lands a mighty left hook and Squash's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stinky Ferret landed 8 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 11 of 24 punches.
Stinky Ferret won the round 10-8
Stinky Ferret is winning the fight 10-8
Ferret doesn't want to stop fighting!
Squash doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Ferret throws a series of loud combinations to the eye. Squash laughs!
Ferret lands a slow motion haymaker and Squash bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Squash probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash fires a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash throws a right roundhouse to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash solidly lands a pair of vicious blows to the ribs. Ferret hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Ferret probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Squash blocks.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ferret hits with a series of solid combinations to the temple.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
-Ferret fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Squash ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stinky Ferret landed 8 of 22 punches, and Joe Squash landed 10 of 22 punches.
Stinky Ferret won the round 10-8
Stinky Ferret is winning the fight 20-16
Ferret doesn't even want to rest!
Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash solidly lands a flurry of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Squash attacks with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Ferret fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ferret paws a series of left combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Ferret solidly lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
Ferret lands a quick cross to the jaw and Squash is knocked down!!
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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Ferret attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Squash beats a hasty retreat.
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-Squash throws a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash paws a left right to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stinky Ferret landed 8 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 8 of 24 punches.
Stinky Ferret won the round 10-8
Stinky Ferret is winning the fight 30-24
Ferret doesn't even want to rest!
Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 4
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Ferret whacks Squash with a barrage of combinations to the head.
Ferret lands a quick uppercut and Squash goes over backwards!!
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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Squash probes with a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+Squash connects with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ferret annoys Squash with a series of loud punches to the temple.
Ferret lands a mighty left hook and Squash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Squash attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash clocks Ferret with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs. Ferret sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Ferret throws a volley of quick punches to the face.
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+Squash rocks Ferret with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Stinky Ferret landed 8 of 25 punches, and Joe Squash landed 7 of 23 punches.
Stinky Ferret won the round 10-7
Stinky Ferret is winning the fight 40-31
Ferret doesn't even want to rest!
Squash is slowing down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.
ROUND 5
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Ferret throws a painful jab to the mouth.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash tries to land a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Ferret hits with a volley of loud combinations to the chin. Squash covers up.
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+Squash fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ferret throws a pair of loud punches to the face.
Ferret lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Squash's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ferret nails Squash with a pair of strong combinations to the temple!
Ferret lands a thundering left smash to the jaw and Squash's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Ferret backs out of it.
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Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squash launches a right to the chest, but comes up empty.
Ferret tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ferret pummels Squash with a pair of hard blows to the jaw.
Ferret lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Squash falls to the canvas!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Stinky Ferret wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.
Squash looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 2: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 3: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 4: Stinky Ferret 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 2: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 3: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 4: Stinky Ferret 10-7
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 2: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 3: Stinky Ferret 10-8
Round 4: Stinky Ferret 10-7
Stinky Ferret wins by a knockout!
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