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(Cruiserweight) dum dum dum defeated Bjorn Ulvaeus by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, February 29, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 191 pounds (87 kilograms) is dum dum dum!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Bjorn Ulvaeus!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dum Dum Dum clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dum Dum Dum staggers Ulvaeus with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Ulvaeus seems wobbly!
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+Ulvaeus whacks Dum Dum Dum with a barrage of strong punches to the head. Dum Dum Dum doesn't notice.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus hits with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
+Dum Dum Dum hurts Ulvaeus with a series of nice shots to the eye. Ulvaeus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ulvaeus punches Dum Dum Dum with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Dum Dum Dum thumps Ulvaeus with a uppercut to the jaw!!
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-Dum Dum Dum attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Ulvaeus narrowly avoids it
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+Ulvaeus punches Dum Dum Dum with a jab to the jaw.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus throws a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Dum Dum Dum shakes Ulvaeus with a pair of off balance blows to the face. Ulvaeus sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Ulvaeus pokes Dum Dum Dum with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus scores with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Ulvaeus wakes up the fans with a quick jab to the face! Dum Dum Dum ignores it.
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+Ulvaeus catches Dum Dum Dum with a barrage of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

dum dum dum landed 18 of 22 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 47 of 47 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 10-9


Dum Dum Dum doesn't want to stop fighting!

Ulvaeus doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dum Dum Dum clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Ulvaeus connects with a solid roundhouse to the chin. Dum Dum Dum doesn't seem bothered.
+Ulvaeus annoys Dum Dum Dum with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dum Dum Dum doesn't seem bothered.
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-Ulvaeus paws a series of right punches to the head, but misses.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus lands a series of punches to the mouth. Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dum Dum Dum lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus lashes out with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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+Ulvaeus solidly lands a nasty jab to the head!
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+Dum Dum Dum hits with a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Ulvaeus hits with a pair of furious punches to the head. Dum Dum Dum ignores it.
+Dum Dum Dum attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Dum Dum Dum lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Ulvaeus connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus wallops Dum Dum Dum with a left to the head! Dum Dum Dum retreats to the far corner.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus hammers Dum Dum Dum with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dum dum dum landed 23 of 23 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 39 of 51 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 20-18


Dum Dum Dum doesn't even want to rest!

Ulvaeus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dum Dum Dum clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Ulvaeus lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Dum Dum Dum punches Ulvaeus with a series of blows to the chest!!
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+Dum Dum Dum smacks Ulvaeus with a barrage of nice blows to the chest.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dum Dum Dum attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Ulvaeus catches Dum Dum Dum with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus connects with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Ulvaeus tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Dum Dum Dum leaps aside.
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+Ulvaeus tattoos Dum Dum Dum with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Dum Dum Dum takes charge with a pair of punches to the chest.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dum dum dum landed 18 of 24 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 24 of 32 punches.

Bjorn Ulvaeus won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 30-27


Dum Dum Dum doesn't even want to rest!

Ulvaeus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dum Dum Dum clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dum Dum Dum takes charge with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dum Dum Dum staggers Ulvaeus with a sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Dum Dum Dum tags Ulvaeus with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Ulvaeus pummels Dum Dum Dum with a barrage of blows to the temple.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ulvaeus smacks Dum Dum Dum with a glancing uppercut to the jaw. Dum Dum Dum quickly recovers.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Ulvaeus hits with a volley of punches to the head. Dum Dum Dum grimaces in pain.
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-Dum Dum Dum lunges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Ulvaeus deftly avoits it.
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-Dum Dum Dum lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Ulvaeus deftly avoits it.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dum dum dum landed 22 of 30 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 23 of 30 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 39-37


Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Dum Dum Dum clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dum Dum Dum fires a flurry of vicious punches to the chest. Ulvaeus backpedals to his own corner.
+Dum Dum Dum hits with a volley of furious blows to the chest.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum nails Ulvaeus with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Ulvaeus stuns Dum Dum Dum with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Ulvaeus belts Dum Dum Dum with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
-Ulvaeus throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Dum Dum Dum ties him up.
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+Dum Dum Dum hammers Ulvaeus with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Dum Dum Dum attacks with a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Ulvaeus quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

dum dum dum landed 24 of 34 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 25 of 30 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

Bjorn Ulvaeus is winning the fight 48-47


Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Dum Dum Dum clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus comes out fighting.

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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dum Dum Dum throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ulvaeus nails Dum Dum Dum with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs. Dum Dum Dum beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ulvaeus tosses a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Dum Dum Dum strikes with a volley of heavy shots to the chest.
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+Ulvaeus wallops Dum Dum Dum with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Dum Dum Dum hits with a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
-Ulvaeus charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Dum Dum Dum narrowly avoids it
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dum Dum Dum attacks with a series of loud shots to the chest.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

dum dum dum landed 27 of 31 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 20 of 33 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Dum Dum Dum clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Ulvaeus hits with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ulvaeus lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dum Dum Dum narrowly avoids it
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+Ulvaeus lands a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Ulvaeus tags Dum Dum Dum with a volley of mean blows to the temple.
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+Ulvaeus backs up Dum Dum Dum with a quick left to the solar plexus!
-Ulvaeus attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dum Dum Dum nails Ulvaeus with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Ulvaeus punches Dum Dum Dum with a volley of blows to the eye. Dum Dum Dum retreats to the far corner.
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+Dum Dum Dum strikes with a series of wild shots to the chest. Ulvaeus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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+Dum Dum Dum stuns Ulvaeus with a series of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
+Ulvaeus wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Ulvaeus paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Ulvaeus solidly lands a jab to the jaw!
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+Dum Dum Dum pounds Ulvaeus with a furious right to the ribs.
+Dum Dum Dum annoys Ulvaeus with a series of vicious punches to the ribs. Ulvaeus sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Ulvaeus probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ulvaeus tries to attack, but Dum Dum Dum hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dum Dum Dum belts Ulvaeus with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

dum dum dum landed 29 of 29 punches, and Bjorn Ulvaeus landed 30 of 55 punches.

dum dum dum won the round 10-9

dum dum dum is winning the fight 67-66


Dum Dum Dum remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ulvaeus collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 8

Dum Dum Dum is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Ulvaeus is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Ulvaeus fires a right straight right to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Dum Dum Dum throws a barrage of roundhouses to the eye.
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+Ulvaeus fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Dum Dum Dum jars Ulvaeus with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
Dum Dum Dum lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Ulvaeus's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
dum dum dum wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dum Dum Dum grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ulvaeus can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 6: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 7: dum dum dum 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 6: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 7: dum dum dum 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 2: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 3: Bjorn Ulvaeus 10-9
Round 4: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 5: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 6: dum dum dum 10-9
Round 7: dum dum dum 10-9

dum dum dum wins by a knockout!