Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) JAH's Pathetic Looser defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Saturday, February 29, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 184 pounds (83 kilograms) is JAH's Pathetic Looser!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's backpedals and jabs.
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+Boom I backs up Jah's with a series of blows to the jaw. Jah's laughs!
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+Jah's smashes Boom I with a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's slams Boom I with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's takes charge with a roundhouse to the chin. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's hits with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Jah's pummels Boom I with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Jah's deftly avoits it.
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+Jah's hammers Boom I with a volley of punches to the temple.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's pummels Boom I with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 7 of 23 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 38 of 38 punches.
JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jah's doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's backpedals and jabs.
-Boom I fires a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Jah's deftly avoits it.
+Jah's pokes Boom I with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Jah's annoys Boom I with a painful jab to the chin.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I jolts Jah's with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's tattoos Boom I with a pair of punches to the mouth!
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+Jah's hits Boom I with a mean left to the head.
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+Jah's hammers Boom I with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's lands a volley of off balance blows to the stomach.
-Boom I attempts a barrage of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's jolts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 16 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 40 of 40 punches.
JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jah's doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's backpedals and jabs.
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+Jah's shakes Boom I with a nice straight right to the chest.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's nails Boom I with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Jah's pounds Boom I with a pair of shots to the nose!!
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I throws a series of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's wakes up the fans with a light jab to the face.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I throws a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I attempts a series of left blows to the stomach, but Jah's narrowly avoids it
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+Jah's scores with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 6 of 25 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 39 of 40 punches.
JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 30-27
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jah's doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's backpedals and jabs.
+Jah's fires a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Boom I attacks with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Jah's narrowly avoids it
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's drills Boom I with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Jah's drills Boom I with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's lands a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but Jah's ducks.
+Jah's punches Boom I with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
-Boom I attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Jah's lands a series of nasty punches to the eye. Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
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-Boom I probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's fires a barrage of hard punches to the nose. Boom I doesn't notice.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's lashes out with a stiff cross to the ribs.
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+Boom I hits Jah's with a heavy straight right to the stomach. Jah's beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 25 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 42 of 43 punches.
JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 40-36
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's backpedals and jabs.
+Jah's lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Jah's escapes.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jah's wallops Boom I with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's hits Boom I with a roundhouse to the eye. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jah's punches Boom I with a series of quick shots to the solar plexus. Boom I gets mad!
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+Jah's hits Boom I with a volley of painful punches to the temple. Boom I grimaces in pain.
+Boom I scores with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Jah's tags Boom I with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's connects with a volley of stiff shots to the eye.
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-Boom I charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Jah's leaps aside.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 32 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 38 of 38 punches.
JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 50-45
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's backpedals and jabs.
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-Boom I probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but Jah's leaps aside.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Jah's tattoos Boom I with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+Jah's smashes Boom I with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach! Boom I is hurt!
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Jah's stays away from it.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a hook to the stomach, but Jah's beats a hasty retreat.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's jars Boom I with a series of vicious blows to the face. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Jah's pummels Boom I with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
+Jah's pops Boom I with a series of quick punches to the face.
+Jah's hits Boom I with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-Boom I probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Boom I drills Jah's with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 34 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 42 of 42 punches.
JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 60-54
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's backpedals and jabs.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Jah's ducks.
+Jah's tosses a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jah's fires a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I fires a series of left shots to the stomach, but Jah's ducks just in time.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's hits Boom I with a stinging right to the head.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
-Boom I probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Jah's stays away from it.
+Boom I belts Jah's with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jah's tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jah's tattoos Boom I with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
+Jah's tattoos Boom I with a barrage of blows to the face. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
+Jah's tags Boom I with a series of strong punches to the eye.
+Boom I tags Jah's with a barrage of powerful blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 40 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 41 of 42 punches.
JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 70-63
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a series of left shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Boom I launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Jah's covers himself well.
-Boom I probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Boom I launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Jah's covers himself well.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Jah's stays away from it.
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+Jah's attacks with a off balance right to the eye. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Boom I stuns Jah's with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Jah's steps aside.
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+Boom I grazes Jah's with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Jah's narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 39 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 7 of 8 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 79-73
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I smashes Jah's with a volley of hard shots to the stomach. Jah's retreats to the far corner.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Jah's ducks.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I scores with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus!
-Boom I paws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Jah's steps aside.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Jah's stuns Boom I with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 39 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 7 of 8 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 88-83
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but Jah's leaps aside.
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-Boom I attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Jah's blocks.
-Boom I throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jah's lands a pair of punches to the temple! Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Jah's sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Boom I launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Jah's leaps aside.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I solidly lands a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 40 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 9 of 9 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 97-93
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jah's quickly backs away.
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-Boom I fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Jah's narrowly avoids it
-Boom I probes with a right left to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I launches a right uppercut to the ribs, but Jah's takes it in the forearms.
+Jah's rocks Boom I with a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
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+Boom I lands a series of mean shots to the ribs.
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-Boom I fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jah's tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I staggers Jah's with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach!! Jah's sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 40 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 7 of 8 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 106-103
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Boom I is brawling. (inside)
Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Jah's beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jah's lands a flurry of solid punches to the temple!
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+Boom I jolts Jah's with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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-Boom I tries a volley of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Boom I lands a jab to the temple.
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-Boom I charges with a series of left blows to the nose, but Jah's steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 38 punches, and JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 7 of 7 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 115-113
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Jah's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 6: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 7: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Total Score: JAH's Pathetic Looser 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 6: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 7: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Total Score: JAH's Pathetic Looser 115-113
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 6: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 7: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Total Score: JAH's Pathetic Looser 115-113
JAH's Pathetic Looser wins by decision!
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