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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Is That A Question by unanimous decision: 114-112, 115-111, 114-113.

Match Monday, February 24, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Is That A Question!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a flurry of mean shots to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with Question with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of combinations to the mouth! Question beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question hits Dorkness 1 with a hook to the jaw. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of right combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 31 punches, and Is That A Question landed 10 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Question doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 tosses a powerful straight right to the ribs. Question doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Question ties him up.
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-Question fires a right hook to the eye, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Question with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Question attempts a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Is That A Question landed 7 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Question doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Question pokes Dorkness 1 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Question attacks with a barrage of furious blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a quick jab to the stomach. Question sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Question attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 9 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Question doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but Question leaps aside.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Question with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Question attempts a series of right combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Question narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question lands a flurry of punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Is That A Question landed 8 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Question doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Question attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus. Question seems wobbly!
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+Question throws a series of shots to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Question with a series of loud punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Is That A Question landed 7 of 15 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Question paws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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+Question smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 hits Question with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a right cross to the ribs, but Question backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 8 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

+Question catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of commanding combinations to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Question with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Question with a barrage of combinations to the stomach. Question seems wobbly!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question throws a hook to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Question steps aside.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of quick blows to the ribs! Dorkness 1 covers up.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 9 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Question fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Question steps aside.
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+Question tattoos Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Question backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question launches a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Question with a series of punches to the chest. Question falls against the ropes!
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+Question pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stiff shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 25 punches, and Is That A Question landed 12 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 80-73


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Question ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of painful combinations to the chest. Question quickly recovers.
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-Question lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Question takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question pops Dorkness 1 with a pair of vicious blows to the mouth.
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-Question throws a right roundhouse to the head, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Question hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of commanding punches to the head!!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 12 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 90-82


Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.

Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Question attempts a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a combination to the solar plexus. Question grimaces in pain.
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+Question scores with a volley of blows to the nose.
-Question attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a left hook to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Question with a mean combination to the chest. Question is hurt!
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+Question solidly lands a pair of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 10 of 24 punches.

Is That A Question won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 99-92


Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 1 suprises Question with a strong cross to the chest!!
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+Question hits with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question attempts a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Question with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus!!
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Question with a volley of vicious combinations to the solar plexus.
+Question hits with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
Question lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Question hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of mean punches to the face.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with Question with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Question steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Is That A Question landed 12 of 23 punches.

Is That A Question won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 107-102


Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Question is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Question thumps Dorkness 1 with a cross to the head.
Question lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Question with a volley of mean shots to the jaw. Question grimaces in pain.
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+Question tattoos Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the eye!!
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of right combinations to the eye, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth. Question sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Question jars Dorkness 1 with a volley of nice blows to the face.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of furious combinations to the temple.
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of left combinations to the temple, but Question steps aside.
+Question backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of powerful shots to the mouth.
Question lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of heavy punches to the jaw! Question gets mad!
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-Question launches a uppercut to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 34 punches, and Is That A Question landed 15 of 26 punches.

Is That A Question won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 114-112


Dorkness 1 looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Question is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Is That A Question 10-8
Round 12: Is That A Question 10-7

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 114-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Is That A Question 10-8
Round 12: Is That A Question 10-7

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 115-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 11: Is That A Question 10-8
Round 12: Is That A Question 10-7

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 1 114-113

Army of Dorkness 1 wins by decision!