Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Unlucky SOB by unanimous decision: 116-112, 117-111, 117-111.Match Thursday, February 20, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Unlucky SOB!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu! jars Unlucky with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
-Unlucky attempts a volley of combinations to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky probes with a jab to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Unlucky attempts a volley of combinations to the temple, but falls short.
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Unlucky stays away from it.
-Unlucky lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Unlucky shakes Tutu! with a pair of nasty punches to the chin!
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-Unlucky throws a straight right to the mouth, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
+Tutu! scores with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Unlucky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu! throws a series of punches to the ribs. Unlucky doesn't seem bothered.
-Unlucky launches a series of blows to the eye, but Tutu! ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 10 of 38 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 34 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9
Unlucky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Unlucky lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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+Unlucky lands a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Unlucky backs up Tutu! with a volley of solid combinations to the nose.
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+Tutu! belts Unlucky with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Tutu! fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Tutu! tags Unlucky with a strong left to the stomach.
+Tutu! fires a combination to the chest. Unlucky is hurt!
-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Tutu! blocks.
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-Unlucky attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a pair of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of left combinations to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Unlucky launches a pair of combinations to the head, but Tutu! stays away from it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Unlucky lashes out with a series of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Tutu! attempts a left sweeping right to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky fires a straight right to the face, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
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-Unlucky probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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-Unlucky throws a left combination to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Unlucky annoys Tutu! with a volley of nice combinations to the chin.
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-Unlucky probes with a pair of combinations to the chin, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu! hits Unlucky with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Tutu! attacks with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 25 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 30-27
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Unlucky charges with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Unlucky attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky throws a pair of combinations to the head, but fails to score.
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-Unlucky probes with a right jab to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of punches to the nose, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Tutu! belts Unlucky with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Unlucky ignores it.
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+Unlucky jars Tutu! with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
-Unlucky attacks with a cross to the eye, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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-Unlucky paws a volley of right blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 39 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 6 of 8 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Unlucky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Unlucky fires a barrage of combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Unlucky charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Unlucky charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky paws a series of combinations to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky throws a volley of right shots to the chin, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
+Unlucky scores with a series of combinations to the face.
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-Unlucky attempts a series of combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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+Tutu! strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus!! Unlucky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Tutu! fires a series of punches to the chest.
+Tutu! pummels Unlucky with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 39 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 21 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 49-46
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Unlucky tries to land a roundhouse to the face, but Tutu! backs out of it.
-Unlucky tries to land a series of combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Unlucky paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Unlucky attacks with a pair of left combinations to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Unlucky shakes Tutu! with a pair of combinations to the jaw!
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-Unlucky attacks with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Tutu! ducks.
-Unlucky charges with a left jab to the nose, but only hits air.
+Tutu! catches Unlucky with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 8 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-56
Unlucky doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Unlucky throws a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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-Unlucky lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Unlucky quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Unlucky blocks.
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+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
-Unlucky probes with a series of right combinations to the jaw, but falls short.
-Unlucky tries a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Unlucky tosses a sweeping right to the mouth. Tutu! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Unlucky tries to land a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! nails Unlucky with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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+Tutu! scores with a pair of quick combinations to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 39 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 15 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 68-65
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Unlucky tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a series of right combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Unlucky launches a flurry of left combinations to the temple, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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+Unlucky strikes with a flurry of loud combinations to the nose. Tutu! grimaces in pain.
-Unlucky fires a volley of punches to the face, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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-Unlucky probes with a left right to the eye, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a right jab to the jaw, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 41 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 5 of 8 punches.
Unlucky SOB won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-75
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Unlucky attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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-Unlucky lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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+Tutu! scores with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Unlucky lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! staggers Unlucky with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
+Unlucky tattoos Tutu! with a series of stinging combinations to the mouth.
-Tutu! fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Unlucky tries a pair of right combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 38 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 22 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 87-84
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! probes with a series of combinations to the face, but Unlucky covers himself well.
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! hammers Unlucky with a volley of mean punches to the nose!!
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+Unlucky pops Tutu! with a strong sweeping right to the face. Tutu! is hurt!
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-Unlucky launches a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Unlucky charges with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Unlucky probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Unlucky launches a jab to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Tutu! attacks with a barrage of strong combinations to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 38 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 26 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 97-93
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Unlucky charges with a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Unlucky backs up Tutu! with a left to the head.
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-Unlucky probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
+Tutu! lands a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu! attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
-Unlucky charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
-Unlucky throws a series of left combinations to the eye, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
-Unlucky paws a volley of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Unlucky throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Tutu! blocks.
-Tutu! paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Unlucky quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 9 of 39 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 107-102
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! is obviously tired.
ROUND 12
Unlucky tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tutu! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Unlucky attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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-Unlucky attempts a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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-Unlucky tries a series of right combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Unlucky attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Tutu! throws Unlucky with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Tutu! charges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Unlucky takes it in the forearms.
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+Unlucky drills Tutu! with a nice jab to the chin.
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+Tutu! throws a flurry of quick combinations to the eye.
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-Unlucky launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Unlucky tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unlucky SOB landed 8 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 24 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 117-111
Unlucky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu! is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Unlucky SOB 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 117-111
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!
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