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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 and Is That A Question fought to a unanimous decision draw: 113-113, 113-113, 113-113.

Match Monday, February 17, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Is That A Question!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious blows to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 slams Question with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a cross to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Question with a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Question asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Question fires a hook to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of mean combinations to the jaw.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.


BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 30 punches, and Is That A Question landed 10 of 15 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Question doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 lands a barrage of solid combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question hurts Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid blows to the chin!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Question connects with a flurry of shots to the head. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Is That A Question landed 10 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Question doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Question narrowly avoids it
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question attempts a right left to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Question with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question nails Dorkness 1 with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the chest, but Question ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Is That A Question landed 8 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Question doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

+Dorkness 1 smacks Question with a flurry of punches to the chest!! Question falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of left combinations to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Question tosses a volley of vicious blows to the ribs.
-Question attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Is That A Question landed 9 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Question doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 9 of 17 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 6

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Question narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 1 attempts a left jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Question with a series of nice combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Question smacks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Question probes with a series of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Is That A Question landed 8 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 7

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question pounds Dorkness 1 with a hook to the stomach. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 drills Question with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Question shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Question with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Question beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Is That A Question landed 9 of 16 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 8

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question hits with a flurry of nice combinations to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Question with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Question beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Question attempts a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 9 of 15 punches.

Is That A Question won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 79-73


Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Question remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of combinations to the chest.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Question launches a series of shots to the face, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a right left to the ribs, but Question steps aside and laughs.
-Question launches a cross to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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+Question hits with a quick uppercut to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Question thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Is That A Question landed 13 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 89-82


Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 10

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Question probes with a left hook to the head, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 1 punches Question with a series of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Question ties him up.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Question launches a volley of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Question wakes up the fans with a volley of light shots to the nose. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Question catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Is That A Question landed 14 of 26 punches.

Is That A Question won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 98-92


Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 11

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Question hits with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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+Question grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of blows to the temple.
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+Question slams Dorkness 1 with a flurry of hard shots to the temple! Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Question lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a jab to the chest, but Question steps aside.
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-Question fires a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but Question beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a volley of wild combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Is That A Question landed 12 of 23 punches.

Is That A Question won the round 10-8

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 106-102


Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 12

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Question grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Question throws a pair of furious shots to the temple.
+Question solidly lands a volley of painful blows to the temple!
Question lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Question lands a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Question takes charge with a flurry of hard shots to the jaw.
Question lands a quick smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Question attempts a barrage of left shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Question with a series of wild combinations to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Question with a series of mean combinations to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Question covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 drills Question with a barrage of heavy combinations to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left right to the head, but Question deftly avoits it.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 1 hammers Question with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Question hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 31 punches, and Is That A Question landed 15 of 22 punches.

Is That A Question won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 113-112


Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Question grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 11: Is That A Question 10-8
Round 12: Is That A Question 10-7

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 11: Is That A Question 10-8
Round 12: Is That A Question 10-7

Total Score: A Draw.

George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Is That A Question 10-9
Round 11: Is That A Question 10-8
Round 12: Is That A Question 10-7

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!