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(Heavyweight) Larry "33" Bird defeated Alfred E. Neuman by unanimous decision: 115-114, 116-111, 115-113.

Match Saturday, February 15, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Larry "33" Bird!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+33 staggers Neuman with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Neuman rocks 33 with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
-33 paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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+33 punches Neuman with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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+Neuman jolts 33 with a light jab to the head.
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+33 punches Neuman with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-33 probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-33 attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but Neuman ducks.
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+Neuman staggers 33 with a commanding jab to the stomach.
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+Neuman suprises 33 with a heavy jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 24 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 16 of 32 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Neuman tattoos 33 with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+33 tags Neuman with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Neuman ignores it.
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+Neuman shakes 33 with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+33 smacks Neuman with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Neuman covers up.
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+33 tags Neuman with a hard left to the head.
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-33 charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Neuman quickly backs away.
+Neuman hammers 33 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. 33 laughs!
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-33 charges with a cross to the head, but misses.
-33 attempts a pair of blows to the chin, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
-33 launches a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Neuman grazes 33 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+33 takes charge with a barrage of hard punches to the chin!
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-33 charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Neuman blocks.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-33 throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 34 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 28 of 52 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

33 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Neuman paws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but 33 backs out of it.
-33 lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Neuman leaps aside.
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-33 tries to land a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Neuman ducks.
+Neuman annoys 33 with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-33 throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Neuman quickly backs away.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
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+33 fires a pair of heavy punches to the head.
+33 hits with a nice straight right to the ribs. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+33 jars Neuman with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
+33 throws a series of painful punches to the eye.
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+33 hits with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
+33 suprises Neuman with a volley of blows to the chin!
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+33 punches Neuman with a straight right to the face!!
+Neuman connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
+33 wallops Neuman with a light roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+33 scores with a series of off balance shots to the stomach. Neuman grimaces in pain.
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+Neuman grazes 33 with a stinging uppercut to the chest.
+33 backs up Neuman with a pair of blows to the chest.
+33 lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+33 tosses a pair of punches to the head!
+33 hits Neuman with a volley of blows to the head. Neuman laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 33 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 55 of 75 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-33 attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman stuns 33 with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman stuns 33 with a jab to the solar plexus. 33 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman punches 33 with a series of wild punches to the nose. 33 shakes his head to clear it.
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+33 slams Neuman with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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-33 attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Neuman pops 33 with a series of punches to the mouth!!
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-33 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
+33 tosses a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Neuman attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but 33 hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+33 punches Neuman with a hook to the chest.
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-Neuman paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+33 suprises Neuman with a series of strong shots to the stomach.
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-33 charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 32 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 21 of 42 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 39-37


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-33 throws a roundhouse to the chest, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+33 smashes Neuman with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman nails 33 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Neuman throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but 33 deftly avoits it.
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+33 catches Neuman with a volley of stiff shots to the chest. Neuman seems wobbly!
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+Neuman pokes 33 with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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+Neuman throws a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 31 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 16 of 32 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 48-47


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-33 probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
+33 tattoos Neuman with a series of punches to the ribs. Neuman laughs!
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+Neuman solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-33 attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Neuman blocks.
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+Neuman wallops 33 with a pair of hard punches to the temple. 33 quickly recovers.
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+Neuman pops 33 with a volley of heavy shots to the eye.
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+33 rocks Neuman with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
-33 attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+33 throws a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Neuman tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Neuman launches a pair of right shots to the mouth, but falls short.
+33 shakes Neuman with a strong jab to the solar plexus! Neuman seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 24 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 22 of 43 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 58-56


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+33 annoys Neuman with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-33 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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+33 suprises Neuman with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Neuman tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but 33 stays away from it.
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+Neuman attacks with a strong jab to the mouth. 33 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Neuman tags 33 with a series of wild punches to the jaw!
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-33 paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+33 lands a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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-33 probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Neuman leaps aside.
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-Neuman tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 31 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 17 of 34 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 68-66


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+33 hits Neuman with a mean left to the mouth. Neuman is hurt!
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-Neuman tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but 33 steps aside and laughs.
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-Neuman throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but 33 deftly avoits it.
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-Neuman paws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+33 whacks Neuman with a barrage of punches to the face.
+33 hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-33 throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Neuman backs out of it.
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+Neuman hits with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+33 tags Neuman with a series of heavy shots to the head. Neuman falls against the ropes!
+Neuman pummels 33 with a blow to the groin! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Neuman whacks 33 with a cross to the ribs.
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-33 probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+33 hits Neuman with a furious straight right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 34 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 28 of 37 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 78-75


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-33 probes with a right straight right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman tags 33 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+33 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the face!
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-33 paws a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Neuman tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Neuman lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but 33 ties him up.
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+Neuman hammers 33 with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Neuman lands a mean cross to the nose!
-Neuman probes with a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+33 throws a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
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+33 hits Neuman with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+33 lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 33 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 19 of 31 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 87-85


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Neuman pops 33 with a pair of light punches to the chest.
+33 rocks Neuman with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Neuman clocks 33 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+33 shakes Neuman with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Neuman thumps 33 with a series of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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+33 tattoos Neuman with a flurry of quick punches to the temple!
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-Neuman lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-33 attempts a barrage of left blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Neuman attempts a series of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
+33 takes charge with a series of punches to the nose. Neuman retreats to the far corner.
-33 launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 24 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 19 of 29 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 97-94


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Neuman punches 33 with a series of hard shots to the stomach.
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-33 throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Neuman ducks.
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-33 tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
+33 solidly lands a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
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+33 jolts Neuman with a quick right to the face.
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-Neuman probes with a series of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+33 nails Neuman with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
+Neuman hits with a pair of punches to the chest. 33 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 24 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 19 of 34 punches.

Larry "33" Bird won the round 10-9

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 107-103


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

33 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
33 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Neuman attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but 33 beats a hasty retreat.
+33 staggers Neuman with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Neuman lands 33 with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Neuman staggers 33 with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Neuman probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Neuman lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but 33 deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 7 of 25 punches, and Larry "33" Bird landed 6 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Larry "33" Bird is winning the fight 116-112


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

33 doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 116-111


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 3: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 11: Larry "33" Bird 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Larry "33" Bird 115-113

Larry "33" Bird wins by decision!