Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Imwith Stupid by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Saturday, February 15, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is Imwith Stupid!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid hits with Boom I with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid throws a pair of furious blows to the temple.
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+Stupid staggers Boom I with a barrage of loud combinations to the nose.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a pair of shots to the nose, but falls short.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lashes out with a nasty uppercut to the chin.
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+Stupid throws a left to the nose.
+Stupid suprises Boom I with a barrage of stiff shots to the head.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 21 of 32 punches.
Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9
Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Stupid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid lashes out with a series of combinations to the jaw. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stupid connects with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+Boom I scores with a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
-Boom I attacks with a uppercut to the chest, but Stupid ties him up.
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+Stupid strikes with a volley of commanding combinations to the chin. Boom I ignores it.
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-Stupid tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Boom I escapes.
+Stupid belts Boom I with a bite to the ear! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 15 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 18 of 33 punches.
Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9
Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I jolts Stupid with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Stupid takes charge with Boom I with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid nails Boom I with a volley of solid combinations to the temple.
-Stupid charges with a pair of combinations to the jaw, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Stupid hits with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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-Boom I throws a volley of combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Stupid staggers Boom I with a flurry of wild combinations to the chin. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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-Stupid attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 19 of 31 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 29-28
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I connects with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Stupid strikes with a volley of powerful combinations to the head.
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+Stupid fires a flurry of heavy blows to the head.
-Boom I launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I annoys Stupid with a stinging uppercut to the chest.
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+Stupid hits with Boom I with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Stupid tries to land a roundhouse to the jaw, but Boom I blocks.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid attempts a series of punches to the head, but Boom I backs out of it.
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-Boom I tries a straight right to the stomach, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 14 of 33 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I paws a volley of shots to the ribs, but Stupid escapes.
+Stupid hits with a volley of mean blows to the head.
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-Stupid lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the head. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid probes with a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but Boom I ducks.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pops Stupid with a jab to the stomach. Stupid doesn't notice.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Stupid narrowly avoids it
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lands a uppercut to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 22 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 14 of 32 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 48-47
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stupid is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Boom I punches Stupid with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest.
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+Boom I lashes out with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I launches a left hook to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Boom I throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid paws a flurry of combinations to the temple, but Boom I leaps aside.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid tries a combination to the nose, but falls short.
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+Stupid hits with a volley of nasty combinations to the eye. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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-Stupid throws a series of combinations to the chin, but Boom I steps aside.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid throws a series of strong punches to the chin.
+Stupid drills Boom I with a commanding straight right to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 14 of 32 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 58-56
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stupid is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid clocks Boom I with a series of punches to the temple. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Stupid throws a series of combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stupid tries a pair of combinations to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I paws a pair of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I pounds Stupid with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
+Stupid takes charge with a powerful combination to the eye! Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I jars Stupid with a volley of stiff shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 13 of 24 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 9 of 33 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 68-65
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stupid looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I thumps Stupid with a stiff right to the stomach.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Stupid deftly avoits it.
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-Stupid probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Boom I ducks.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid tries to land a pair of left combinations to the nose, but falls short.
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+Stupid fires a pair of nice combinations to the chin. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I scores with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I pops Stupid with a right to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 22 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 10 of 30 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 78-74
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stupid collapses limply onto his stool. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 9
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I hurts Stupid with a pair of off balance blows to the chest.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I charges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Stupid steps aside.
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-Stupid probes with a volley of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid fires a jab to the face, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
-Stupid tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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-Stupid charges with a cross to the face, but Boom I escapes.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid jolts Boom I with a pair of nice combinations to the eye.
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+Boom I nails Stupid with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+Boom I scores with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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-Stupid probes with a series of right combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 6 of 30 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 88-83
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stupid receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 10
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I clocks Stupid with a barrage of quick blows to the chest.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
Boom I lands a cruel blow to the temple and Stupid goes over backwards!!
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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stupid launches a series of combinations to the mouth, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
+Stupid suprises Boom I with a volley of punches to the face.
Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I shakes Stupid with a pair of furious blows to the stomach. Boom I attacks like a wild man! Stupid's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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