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(Toughman) Tha Next Big Thing defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 40-32, 40-32, 40-32.

Match Saturday, February 15, 2020

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.

+Thing fires a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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+Thing tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Thing hits Noodle with a volley of solid punches to the nose. Noodle falls against the ropes!
Thing lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Noodle drops like a stone!!

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TWO

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NINE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Noodle probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Noodle tosses a quick jab to the solar plexus.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
+Noodle lands a pair of hard punches to the chest.
-Thing paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Noodle leaps aside.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but Thing backs out of it.
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+Noodle tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle catches Thing with a pair of strong punches to the mouth!
-Noodle launches a series of punches to the temple, but Thing hides behind his gloves.
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-Thing throws a left jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle pummels Thing with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of punches to the face!
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-Thing attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Noodle hurts Thing with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Noodle smacks Thing with a series of punches to the jaw. Thing quickly recovers.
+Noodle scores with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
+Noodle drills Thing with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Thing falls against the ropes!
+Noodle lands a series of punches to the temple.
-Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Thing ducks just in time.
+Noodle hurts Thing with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 69 of 87 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 9 of 24 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-8

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 10-8


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Thing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.

-Noodle lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Thing ties him up.
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-Noodle tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Thing backs out of it.
+Noodle hits with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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-Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Thing covers himself well.
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+Noodle lands a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Thing stuns Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the nose!
Thing lands a mighty right uppercut and Noodle is knocked out of the ring!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

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EIGHT
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Thing probes with a right left to the head, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
-Thing probes with a right jab to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle scores with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
+Noodle tattoos Thing with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Thing blocks.
+Noodle annoys Thing with a series of punches to the temple. Thing is hurt!
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+Thing connects with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
-Thing throws a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Noodle attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Thing leaps aside.
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-Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Thing shakes Noodle with a sweeping right to the jaw.
+Noodle suprises Thing with a pair of punches to the head. Thing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle annoys Thing with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Thing quickly recovers.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Thing ties him up.
+Noodle lands a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 56 of 90 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 22 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-8

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 20-16


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle whacks Thing with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Thing attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Noodle grazes Thing with a vicious jab to the chin.
+Noodle pops Thing with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach!!
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-Noodle attempts a left jab to the nose, but falls short.
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+Noodle clocks Thing with a volley of punches to the eye. Thing ignores it.
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+Noodle catches Thing with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
-Thing paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Noodle blocks.
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+Thing throws Noodle with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Noodle pounds Thing with a quick left to the chest!
+Noodle lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Thing lands a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Noodle grimaces in pain.
Thing lands a lightning haymaker and Noodle's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Noodle fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Noodle hits Thing with a pair of punches to the face.
+Noodle tosses a flurry of blows to the chin.
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-Noodle attacks with a sweeping right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle belts Thing with a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Noodle fires a series of right punches to the eye, but Thing covers himself well.
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-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Thing blocks.
+Noodle hurts Thing with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
-Noodle charges with a jab to the ribs, but Thing takes it in the forearms.
-Thing tries a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 53 of 85 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 8 of 23 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-8

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 30-24


Noodle is obviously tired.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle hits Thing with a series of nasty punches to the mouth. Thing quickly recovers.
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+Noodle hurts Thing with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
+Noodle belts Thing with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle fires a series of punches to the mouth, but Thing narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle grazes Thing with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Thing deftly avoits it.
+Noodle backs up Thing with a series of furious punches to the eye.
-Noodle launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Thing hides behind his gloves.
-Thing paws a right sweeping right to the chin, but only hits air.
+Noodle belts Thing with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. Thing asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Noodle attempts a jab to the nose, but Thing covers himself well.
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-Noodle tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Thing blocks.
+Noodle jolts Thing with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Noodle launches a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Thing shakes Noodle with a jab to the eye.
+Thing connects with a stinging sweeping right to the head.
Thing lands a quick left haymaker and Noodle goes over backwards!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

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SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Thing belts Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth!!
-Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Thing narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle lands a volley of punches to the eye!
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+Noodle smashes Thing with a nice left to the solar plexus.
-Noodle lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Noodle probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Thing ducks just in time.
-Thing lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Thing steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 87 punches, and Tha Next Big Thing landed 9 of 23 punches.

Tha Next Big Thing won the round 10-8

Tha Next Big Thing is winning the fight 40-32


Noodle is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.

Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8

Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 40-32


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8

Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 40-32


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 2: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 3: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8
Round 4: Tha Next Big Thing 10-8

Total Score: Tha Next Big Thing 40-32

Tha Next Big Thing wins by decision!