Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Mary Jane Rottencrotch defeated Luke Labow by unanimous decision: 116-114, 116-113, 115-113.Match Friday, February 14, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 157 pounds (71 kilograms) is Luke Labow!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow covers up.
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+Labow staggers Rottencrotch with a volley of shots to the chin. Rottencrotch is hurt!
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+Labow hits with a volley of loud blows to the head. Rottencrotch ignores it.
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-Labow lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the head, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a roundhouse to the chin. Labow doesn't notice.
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+Rottencrotch stuns Labow with a flurry of wild punches to the chin!
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+Rottencrotch wallops Labow with a volley of nice punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a left jab to the chin, but Labow stays away from it.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a volley of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Labow probes with a straight right to the head, but misses.
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+Labow wallops Rottencrotch with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Labow whacks Rottencrotch with a volley of blows to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 21 of 32 punches, and Luke Labow landed 21 of 32 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Labow doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow comes out fighting.
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+Rottencrotch tattoos Labow with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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+Labow hurts Rottencrotch with a solid sweeping right to the ribs.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Labow steps aside.
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+Labow tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch pokes Labow with a pair of wild punches to the head. Labow quickly recovers.
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+Rottencrotch lands a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Labow throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Rottencrotch deftly avoits it.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a jab to the face, but Labow narrowly avoids it
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+Rottencrotch fires a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Labow fires a straight right to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 21 of 35 punches, and Luke Labow landed 16 of 30 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 20-19
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Labow doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow comes out fighting.
-Rottencrotch charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Labow quickly backs away.
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+Labow catches Rottencrotch with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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-Labow charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
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+Rottencrotch pops Labow with a flurry of nasty blows to the head.
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+Labow thumps Rottencrotch with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Labow charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch takes it in the forearms.
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+Rottencrotch lands a pair of wild punches to the face.
-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Labow steps aside and laughs.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 17 of 30 punches, and Luke Labow landed 16 of 32 punches.
Luke Labow won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Labow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow comes out fighting.
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-Labow lunges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Rottencrotch quickly backs away.
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+Labow attacks with a hard jab to the chest!
+Labow stuns Rottencrotch with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
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+Labow annoys Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Labow steps aside and laughs.
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+Rottencrotch smashes Labow with a hard jab to the mouth. Labow hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Rottencrotch fires a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch punches Labow with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch stuns Labow with a volley of hard blows to the face. Labow beats a hasty retreat.
-Labow attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 18 of 32 punches, and Luke Labow landed 18 of 33 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 39-38
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Labow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Labow tattoos Rottencrotch with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
-Labow tries a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Rottencrotch covers himself well.
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+Labow hammers Rottencrotch with a flurry of blows to the head. Rottencrotch beats a hasty retreat.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Labow hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Labow staggers Rottencrotch with a volley of painful blows to the chin.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Labow hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Labow hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Labow hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Labow launches a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Rottencrotch solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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+Rottencrotch hits Labow with a nasty roundhouse to the mouth.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Labow hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Labow attempts a flurry of right shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch tags Labow with a series of punches to the nose.
+Labow suprises Rottencrotch with a cross to the ribs. Rottencrotch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 17 of 30 punches, and Luke Labow landed 19 of 32 punches.
Luke Labow won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Labow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow covers up.
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+Labow lands a volley of light blows to the face.
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+Labow stuns Rottencrotch with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch tattoos Labow with a pair of shots to the eye. Labow doesn't notice.
-Labow lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
-Labow launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
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+Rottencrotch lashes out with a barrage of vicious blows to the mouth.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Labow deftly avoits it.
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+Labow tags Rottencrotch with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch fires a pair of blows to the jaw, but Labow escapes.
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+Labow hits with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach. Rottencrotch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Rottencrotch jars Labow with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 16 of 33 punches, and Luke Labow landed 19 of 30 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Labow doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow fights inside. (inside)
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+Rottencrotch connects with a volley of punches to the temple. Labow falls against the ropes!
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+Labow pummels Rottencrotch with a volley of mean punches to the stomach!
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-Rottencrotch fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Rottencrotch annoys Labow with a flurry of punches to the chin. Labow gets mad!
+Rottencrotch jolts Labow with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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+Labow jars Rottencrotch with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a flurry of loud punches to the mouth. Labow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Labow attempts a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Labow throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Rottencrotch thumps Labow with a jab to the jaw.
-Labow fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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+Labow strikes with a jab to the chest.
+Rottencrotch strikes with a loud left to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 24 of 32 punches, and Luke Labow landed 22 of 40 punches.
Luke Labow won the round 10-9
Luke Labow is winning the fight 68-67
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Labow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Labow tosses a volley of commanding feints to the temple! Rottencrotch laughs!
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+Rottencrotch thumps Labow with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Labow hurts Rottencrotch with a series of combinations to the nose.
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+Labow pummels Rottencrotch with a pair of shots to the temple!
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+Rottencrotch solidly lands a series of light punches to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Labow throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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+Rottencrotch scores with a nasty jab to the jaw. Labow sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Rottencrotch attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Rottencrotch rocks Labow with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 32 punches, and Luke Labow landed 18 of 22 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Labow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow feints and fakes. (feinting)
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a straight right to the mouth.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a flurry of punches to the temple! Labow beats a hasty retreat.
+Labow hits with a light counter-punch to the head.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a right sweeping right to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Labow catches Rottencrotch with a stiff feint and then a cross to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
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+Labow hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Labow takes charge with a volley of combinations to the head. Rottencrotch covers up.
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+Rottencrotch hits Labow with a volley of solid punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch pokes Labow with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 26 of 33 punches, and Luke Labow landed 21 of 25 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 87-86
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Labow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow comes out fighting.
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-Labow lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Labow charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Rottencrotch throws a jab to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Labow throws a barrage of light blows to the head.
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-Labow throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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+Rottencrotch whacks Labow with a series of quick blows to the jaw!
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-Labow probes with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
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-Rottencrotch paws a right to the eye, but falls short.
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+Rottencrotch lands a hard left to the head.
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+Labow smacks Rottencrotch with a quick straight right to the mouth.
+Rottencrotch lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 20 of 32 punches, and Luke Labow landed 16 of 33 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 97-95
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Labow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow comes out fighting.
+Labow tosses a roundhouse to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch solidly lands a barrage of painful blows to the face. Labow laughs!
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a right to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Rottencrotch launches a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Labow lunges with a barrage of shots to the face, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
+Rottencrotch annoys Labow with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch suprises Labow with a volley of punches to the head. Labow retreats to the far corner.
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+Rottencrotch whacks Labow with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Labow attempts a series of shots to the eye, but Rottencrotch deftly avoits it.
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+Labow nails Rottencrotch with a volley of mean blows to the face!!
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-Labow paws a right uppercut to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Labow lashes out with a volley of painful punches to the face. Rottencrotch quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 33 punches, and Luke Labow landed 15 of 33 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 107-104
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Labow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Labow comes out fighting.
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-Labow fires a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Rottencrotch ducks.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Labow escapes.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but Labow ducks.
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+Rottencrotch strikes with a stiff sweeping right to the jaw.
-Labow tries to land a volley of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Rottencrotch solidly lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Rottencrotch tags Labow with a series of punches to the nose. Labow grimaces in pain.
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+Labow slams Rottencrotch with a series of shots to the face.
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+Labow wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye. Rottencrotch is hurt!
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-Labow tries a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Rottencrotch pokes Labow with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 23 of 34 punches, and Luke Labow landed 15 of 30 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 117-113
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Labow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 2: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-114
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 6: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-113
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 6: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 7: Luke Labow 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 115-113
Mary Jane Rottencrotch wins by decision!
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