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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Straw Dork Boom I by disqualification in round 1.

Match Monday, February 10, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Boom I catches Dorkness 1 with a hard straight right to the nose. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Boom I with a light cross to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Boom I with a flurry of punches to the nose.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty right uppercut and Boom I is knocked down!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Boom I with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Boom I nails Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Boom I with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Boom I throws a flurry of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left straight right to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Boom I leaps aside.
+Boom I tattoos Dorkness 1 with a pair of glancing punches to the face!!
Boom I lands a thundering left punch in the nose and Dorkness 1's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I catches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of loud combinations to the mouth!! Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Boom I falls senseless!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Boom I fires a series of combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I lashes out with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Boom I with a series of nice combinations to the chin. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of loud combinations to the temple. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Boom I shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of glancing combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 tags Boom I with a nice straight right to the head.
+Boom I stuns Dorkness 1 with an elbow! Army of Dorkness 1 is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a foul!