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(Toughman) Wine defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, February 8, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 876 pounds (397 kilograms) is Wine!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Wine stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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-Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Wine throws a flurry of commanding blows to the nose.
-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Wine rocks Noodle with a pair of strong blows to the mouth.
+Wine hits with a sweeping right to the mouth.
Wine lands a brutal right blow to the temple and Noodle drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle pops Wine with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Noodle pummels Wine with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle jars Wine with a strong roundhouse to the chest.
-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Noodle hits with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
-Noodle attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Wine tags Noodle with a series of shots to the temple.
+Wine fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Wine attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Noodle paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Wine quickly backs away.
+Wine fires a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
+Wine jars Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Wine beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wine punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face.
Wine lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Noodle is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wine connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
+Wine tosses a straight right to the head.
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+Wine pounds Noodle with a series of quick punches to the nose. Noodle ignores it.
+Wine backs up Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the temple!
+Wine stuns Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Noodle stuns Wine with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!
-Noodle attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle annoys Wine with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Wine beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wine suprises Noodle with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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+Noodle stuns Wine with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs!
+Noodle pops Wine with a quick straight right to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Wine punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Wine landed 68 of 68 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 45 of 86 punches.

Wine won the round 10-7

Wine is winning the fight 10-7


Wine doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 2

Wine stays outside and uses his jab.
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Wine connects with a pair of punches to the face!!
-Noodle throws a volley of punches to the temple, but Wine covers himself well.
-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Wine hides behind his gloves.
-Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Wine steps aside.
-Noodle probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Wine escapes.
-Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
+Wine connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+Wine grazes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head.
Wine lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Noodle's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wine hits Noodle with a hard cross to the face.
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+Wine scores with a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Noodle covers up.
Wine lands a decisive right uppercut and Noodle is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Wine wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wine doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt continue the fight! Wine wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wine 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wine 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wine 10-7

Wine wins by a knockout!