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(Middleweight) St. Bernardus defeated Mary Jane Rottencrotch by majority decision: 115-113, 115-114, 114-114.

Match Friday, February 7, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 67 pounds (30 kilograms) is St. Bernardus!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Rottencrotch lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Rottencrotch hurts Bernardus with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Rottencrotch hits with a volley of quick punches to the face.
-Bernardus attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a barrage of right blows to the face, but Bernardus escapes.
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+Bernardus hits with a series of wild punches to the face.
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-Bernardus lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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-Rottencrotch tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Bernardus tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Bernardus hits Rottencrotch with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Rottencrotch tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Bernardus steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 14 of 31 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 10 of 31 punches.

St. Bernardus won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 10-9


Bernardus doesn't want to stop fighting!

Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bernardus lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
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+Bernardus hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch jars Bernardus with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a left to the jaw, but Bernardus ducks.
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-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Bernardus lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Bernardus attempts a left jab to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Bernardus throws a mean jab to the head!
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-Bernardus probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
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+Bernardus belts Rottencrotch with a series of powerful punches to the chest. Rottencrotch beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 14 of 32 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 8 of 31 punches.

St. Bernardus won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 20-18


Bernardus doesn't even want to rest!

Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bernardus tags Rottencrotch with a barrage of stinging punches to the head!! Rottencrotch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Bernardus pokes Rottencrotch with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
+Bernardus connects with a furious roundhouse to the chest.
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-Bernardus charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Rottencrotch attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but Bernardus ties him up.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Bernardus lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Rottencrotch charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Bernardus attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Rottencrotch hammers Bernardus with a pair of punches to the face. Bernardus sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Bernardus narrowly avoids it
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-Bernardus paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 13 of 32 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 9 of 34 punches.

St. Bernardus won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 30-27


Bernardus doesn't even want to rest!

Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Bernardus is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Rottencrotch charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bernardus backs out of it.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Bernardus blocks.
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-Bernardus charges with a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Rottencrotch backs up Bernardus with a volley of stinging punches to the temple. Bernardus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Rottencrotch tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 3 of 8 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 8 of 28 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 39-37


Bernardus doesn't even want to rest!

Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Rottencrotch attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Bernardus tags Rottencrotch with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bernardus tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
+Rottencrotch fires a roundhouse to the chin!!
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-Bernardus probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Bernardus beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bernardus charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Bernardus solidly lands a barrage of vicious punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 12 of 33 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 8 of 33 punches.

St. Bernardus won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 49-46


Bernardus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Bernardus is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Rottencrotch lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bernardus lashes out with a left jab to the face, but Rottencrotch leaps aside.
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-Rottencrotch throws a series of punches to the face, but Bernardus stays away from it.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of blows to the nose!
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 3 of 9 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 8 of 33 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 58-56


Bernardus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Rottencrotch launches a straight right to the chin, but goes wide.
+Rottencrotch tosses a pair of punches to the head.
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-Bernardus fires a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Bernardus probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Rottencrotch paws a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Rottencrotch launches a volley of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
-Bernardus throws a left to the jaw, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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+Bernardus lands a flurry of light punches to the temple! Rottencrotch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bernardus fires a pair of nice punches to the chest.
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-Bernardus charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 13 of 29 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 9 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 68-66


Bernardus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Bernardus is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bernardus lunges with a right jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Rottencrotch tries a series of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Rottencrotch launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a left right to the nose, but Bernardus deftly avoits it.
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-Rottencrotch throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bernardus quickly backs away.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a solid left to the mouth!! Bernardus covers up.
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-Rottencrotch paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 3 of 9 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 8 of 32 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 77-76


Bernardus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Rottencrotch attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Bernardus slams Rottencrotch with a series of furious punches to the nose.
+Rottencrotch suprises Bernardus with a series of punches to the face!
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-Bernardus attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Rottencrotch escapes.
-Rottencrotch lashes out with a series of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Rottencrotch lunges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Bernardus lunges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Rottencrotch quickly backs away.
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+Bernardus scores with a light left to the solar plexus.
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-Bernardus paws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Rottencrotch stays away from it.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Bernardus probes with a left straight right to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Rottencrotch throws a jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 13 of 33 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 8 of 33 punches.

St. Bernardus won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 87-85


Bernardus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bernardus hits with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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-Bernardus fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
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-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Bernardus deftly avoits it.
-Rottencrotch tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Bernardus ducks just in time.
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-Bernardus probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Rottencrotch hides behind his gloves.
+Rottencrotch fires a barrage of blows to the temple. Bernardus shakes his head to clear it.
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-Rottencrotch launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bernardus fires a pair of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Rottencrotch tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Bernardus throws a volley of punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Bernardus tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Rottencrotch hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 10 of 33 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 9 of 33 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

St. Bernardus is winning the fight 96-95


Bernardus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bernardus paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Rottencrotch charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Bernardus narrowly avoids it
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+Rottencrotch hammers Bernardus with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Bernardus leaps aside.
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-Bernardus tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Bernardus throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Bernardus paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Rottencrotch blocks.
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+Bernardus connects with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 9 of 32 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 9 of 32 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bernardus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Bernardus is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bernardus throws a series of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Bernardus whacks Rottencrotch with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch tosses a pair of hard punches to the head. Bernardus grimaces in pain.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Bernardus probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Rottencrotch steps aside and laughs.
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-Bernardus charges with a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Bernardus lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-Rottencrotch paws a right straight right to the face, but Bernardus ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

St. Bernardus landed 9 of 34 punches, and Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 9 of 31 punches.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9

Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 115-114


Bernardus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 2: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 3: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 10: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9

Total Score: St. Bernardus 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 2: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 3: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9

Total Score: St. Bernardus 115-114


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 2: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 3: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: St. Bernardus 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 11: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 12: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
St. Bernardus wins by decision!