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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Dr. Chocalito by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Monday, February 3, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Dr. Chocalito!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 tags Chocalito with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 suprises Chocalito with a flurry of punches to the chest. Chocalito doesn't notice.
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+Chocalito smashes Dorkness 2 with a volley of blows to the chin.
Chocalito lands a quick left punch in the nose and Dorkness 2 is flattened!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Chocalito stuns Dorkness 2 with an illegal rabbit punch! This is terrible!
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 slams Chocalito with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Chocalito ignores it.
+Chocalito hits with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Chocalito lands a tremendous left haymaker and Dorkness 2 falls senseless!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a volley of wild blows to the stomach. Chocalito quickly recovers.
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+Chocalito hammers Dorkness 2 with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Chocalito fires a volley of quick punches to the face. Dorkness 2 quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Chocalito landed 14 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 23 punches.

Dr. Chocalito won the round 10-7

Dr. Chocalito is winning the fight 10-7


Chocalito doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Chocalito lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 2 suprises Chocalito with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Chocalito gets mad!
-Dorkness 2 charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Chocalito beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chocalito hits with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs. Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a series of blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Chocalito landed 8 of 15 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Dr. Chocalito is winning the fight 19-17


Chocalito grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chocalito tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 rocks Chocalito with a flurry of shots to the ribs!! Chocalito gets mad!
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+Chocalito belts Dorkness 2 with a series of blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.

Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 pops Chocalito with a flurry of vicious blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chocalito throws a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Chocalito landed 7 of 18 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 22 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Dr. Chocalito is winning the fight 28-27


Chocalito is obviously tired.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a pair of light shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chocalito tries to land a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkness 2 lunges with a right left to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Chocalito throws a cross to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of shots to the chest. Chocalito shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chocalito pummels Dorkness 2 with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus!!
Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Chocalito landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Chocalito is slowing down.

Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chocalito annoys Dorkness 2 with a pair of light punches to the chest.
-Chocalito tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chocalito lunges with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 escapes.
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-Dorkness 2 attacks with a cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chocalito attempts a right cross to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 stays away from it.
+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a commanding left to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 2 shakes Chocalito with a left to the stomach.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 2 connects with a barrage of wild blows to the chest. Chocalito covers up.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a quick uppercut to the ribs. Chocalito hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chocalito connects with a barrage of painful punches to the chest. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Chocalito landed 12 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 28 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 47-46


Chocalito looks exhausted.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 2 lands a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Chocalito with a barrage of light punches to the chest. Chocalito hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chocalito hits with a pair of blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Chocalito leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Chocalito with a barrage of furious blows to the solar plexus.
+Chocalito catches Dorkness 2 with a series of blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 hurts Chocalito with a pair of vicious shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 2 annoys Chocalito with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chocalito attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chocalito fires a barrage of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Chocalito covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a roundhouse to the chest!
-Chocalito launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Chocalito landed 9 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 27 of 42 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 57-55


Chocalito collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 2 charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 nails Chocalito with a series of heavy shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 whacks Chocalito with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 tattoos Chocalito with a volley of wild shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 2 tosses a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
-Chocalito paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Chocalito punches Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 catches Chocalito with a pair of loud blows to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chocalito tries to land a uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 2 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Chocalito stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dr. Chocalito landed 6 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 2 landed 32 of 38 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 67-64


Chocalito can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Chocalito clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus!
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+Chocalito punches Dorkness 2 with a pair of nice shots to the ribs.
Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Chocalito probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
+Dorkness 2 throws a uppercut to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Chocalito hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 strikes with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel right smash to the jaw and Chocalito is knocked down!!

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Chocalito struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 slams Chocalito with a barrage of blows to the chest. Chocalito backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Chocalito backpedals to his own corner.
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Chocalito tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 scores with a volley of light blows to the solar plexus. Chocalito backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 2 lands a beautiful right hook and Chocalito is knocked out of the ring!!

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Chocalito struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 slams Chocalito with a flurry of painful blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 is hammering relentlessly! Chocalito is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chocalito can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Chocalito 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Chocalito 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Chocalito 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!