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(Toughman) Wine defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 40-30, 40-30, 40-30.

Match Saturday, February 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 855 pounds (388 kilograms) is Wine!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Wine stays outside and uses his jab.

+Wine fires a volley of painful punches to the chin.
Wine lands a quick uppercut and Noodle is knocked down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Noodle throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Wine backs out of it.
+Wine throws a flurry of solid punches to the head.
...
+Noodle stuns Wine with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Noodle throws a jab to the temple, but Wine ducks just in time.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple!
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+Wine throws a pair of hard punches to the nose!!
-Noodle fires a left jab to the ribs, but Wine takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle wallops Wine with a flurry of strong shots to the chin! Wine laughs!
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+Noodle scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the face!
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+Noodle pummels Wine with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle pounds Wine with a volley of punches to the head.
-Noodle paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Wine leaps aside.
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+Wine tags Noodle with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+Wine tags Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Noodle attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Noodle drills Wine with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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+Wine throws a flurry of light punches to the eye.
+Noodle grazes Wine with a series of nice punches to the eye.
-Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Wine belts Noodle with a left to the face.
+Wine jolts Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Wine pummels Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the head. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle fires a wild left to the mouth. Wine laughs!
+Wine smashes Noodle with a quick cross to the jaw.
...
+Wine smacks Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
+Noodle fires a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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...
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 84 punches, and Wine landed 61 of 63 punches.

Wine won the round 10-8

Wine is winning the fight 10-8


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Wine doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Wine stays outside and uses his jab.

+Wine drills Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
-Noodle throws a straight right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
...
-Noodle launches a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Wine covers himself well.
+Wine lands a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Wine thumps Noodle with a commanding jab to the head. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
...
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+Noodle tosses a series of mean punches to the temple.
+Noodle shakes Wine with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Noodle paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Wine backs out of it.
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+Noodle tags Wine with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Noodle attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Wine steps aside.
+Wine connects with a powerful left to the jaw.
-Noodle throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Wine punches Noodle with a pair of painful punches to the nose!
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+Wine tosses a volley of quick punches to the mouth. Noodle is hurt!
Wine lands a terrific left cross to the jaw and Noodle goes down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Noodle throws a right to the eye, but misses completely.
+Noodle tattoos Wine with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Wine tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the eye!
-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Wine beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle suprises Wine with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Wine hurts Noodle with a volley of shots to the nose.
...
+Wine pops Noodle with a volley of light punches to the head.
+Noodle drills Wine with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Wine scores with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
+Wine shakes Noodle with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Wine ducks.
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+Wine punches Noodle with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple!
+Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the head, but Wine blocks.
+Noodle jars Wine with a jab to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 84 punches, and Wine landed 60 of 60 punches.

Wine won the round 10-8

Wine is winning the fight 20-16


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Wine stays outside and uses his jab.

+Wine smashes Noodle with a mean right to the temple!
Wine lands a resounding haymaker and Noodle is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wine lands a pair of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Wine attacks with a mean sweeping right to the nose.
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+Wine tosses a volley of quick punches to the chin.
-Noodle probes with a right straight right to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Wine escapes.
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+Wine fires a left to the nose.
Wine lands a crashing haymaker and Noodle drops like a stone!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Wine quickly backs away.
+Wine backs up Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
+Noodle wallops Wine with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Wine lands a barrage of solid punches to the jaw!
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+Wine suprises Noodle with a volley of punches to the eye. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Wine steps aside and laughs.
+Wine hits with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
-Noodle attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Noodle probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Wine jolts Noodle with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Wine jars Noodle with a straight right to the head. Noodle covers up.
-Noodle fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Noodle pops Wine with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
+Wine smacks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the eye!
-Noodle attempts a volley of blows to the head, but Wine ducks just in time.
+Wine tattoos Noodle with a light jab to the jaw.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth!!
+Noodle clocks Wine with a series of stiff punches to the head.
-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the head.
+Noodle lands a series of strong punches to the nose. Wine doesn't notice.
-Noodle attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Wine escapes.
+Wine hits with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Noodle thumps Wine with a off balance jab to the temple.
-Noodle attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 36 of 86 punches, and Wine landed 65 of 65 punches.

Wine won the round 10-7

Wine is winning the fight 30-23


Noodle is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Wine doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Wine stays outside and uses his jab.

-Noodle launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but Wine backs out of it.
-Noodle tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but Wine covers himself well.
+Wine annoys Noodle with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
+Noodle throws a nasty jab to the ribs. Wine sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Wine hits with a pair of light shots to the nose. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Wine tattoos Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Wine lands a ferocious right punch in the nose and Noodle hurtles to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wine wallops Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the temple!
+Wine jars Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Noodle jars Wine with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
+Wine lashes out with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle attacks with a roundhouse to the face.
...
+Wine throws a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle throws a pair of light punches to the face.
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+Wine tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Wine steps aside and laughs.
+Wine pokes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Noodle lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
+Noodle annoys Wine with a volley of punches to the chin. Wine ignores it.
+Wine clocks Noodle with a glancing cross to the eye.
-Noodle fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
...
+Wine hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Noodle charges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Wine backs out of it.
+Wine annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Wine wakes up the fans with a hard jab to the head.
+Wine hammers Noodle with a pair of stinging blows to the jaw. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Wine wakes up the fans with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
Wine lands a cruel blow to the temple and Noodle's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but Wine quickly backs away.
+Noodle hits Wine with a volley of punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
...
-Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Wine stays away from it.
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+Wine strikes with a volley of painful punches to the temple!
-Noodle tries to land a series of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Noodle throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Wine steps aside.
-Noodle fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Wine narrowly avoids it
+Wine backs up Noodle with a off balance jab to the mouth.
-Noodle lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Noodle fires a right jab to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Noodle lands a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Wine grazes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 27 of 87 punches, and Wine landed 61 of 65 punches.

Wine won the round 10-7

Wine is winning the fight 40-30


Noodle collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.

Wine doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Wine 10-8
Round 2: Wine 10-8
Round 3: Wine 10-7
Round 4: Wine 10-7

Total Score: Wine 40-30


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Wine 10-8
Round 2: Wine 10-8
Round 3: Wine 10-7
Round 4: Wine 10-7

Total Score: Wine 40-30


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Wine 10-8
Round 2: Wine 10-8
Round 3: Wine 10-7
Round 4: Wine 10-7

Total Score: Wine 40-30

Wine wins by decision!