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(Lightweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard defeated IP LOONEY by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, January 29, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is IP LOONEY!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Looney attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Beauregard launches a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Beauregard lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Looney beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beauregard grazes Looney with a nasty roundhouse to the chin.
+Beauregard hits with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
+Beauregard fires a series of loud punches to the face. Looney seems wobbly!
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+Beauregard jars Looney with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard pops Looney with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Looney hits with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 25 of 32 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 7 of 16 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9


Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Looney doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Looney paws a right jab to the mouth, but Beauregard escapes.
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-Beauregard paws a series of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard tags Looney with a flurry of wild punches to the head. Looney ignores it.
-Looney paws a jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Beauregard pounds Looney with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Beauregard scores with a pair of powerful punches to the temple. Looney laughs!
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+Beauregard solidly lands a volley of punches to the face.
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+Looney punches Beauregard with a barrage of glancing blows to the temple. Beauregard covers up.
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+Beauregard thumps Looney with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 25 of 31 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 5 of 16 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18


Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Looney doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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-Looney tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Beauregard pops Looney with a jab to the solar plexus. Looney retreats to the far corner.
+Looney suprises Beauregard with a barrage of glancing blows to the stomach. Beauregard sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Looney attempts a barrage of left blows to the nose, but falls short.
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+Beauregard hammers Looney with a pair of blows to the chin!
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+Beauregard throws a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Looney lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Beauregard leaps aside.
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-Looney probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Beauregard connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Looney hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Looney smashes Beauregard with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Looney charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Beauregard jars Looney with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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+Beauregard shakes Looney with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 30 of 30 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 10 of 32 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27


Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!

Looney doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 4

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Beauregard pops Looney with a series of loud punches to the chest. Looney gets mad!
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+Beauregard lands a quick sweeping right to the jaw. Looney laughs!
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+Looney smashes Beauregard with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Looney throws a series of punches to the head, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Looney punches Beauregard with a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Looney throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Looney throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Beauregard backs out of it.
-Beauregard paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Looney narrowly avoids it
+Beauregard lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Beauregard throws a series of glancing punches to the mouth!! Looney retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 22 of 34 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 10 of 24 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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+Looney punches Beauregard with a volley of heavy shots to the nose.
-Looney throws a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Beauregard fires a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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-Beauregard launches a series of punches to the head, but Looney ducks.
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-Looney attempts a flurry of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
+Beauregard nails Looney with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Beauregard throws a series of punches to the face. Looney covers up.
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+Beauregard solidly lands a series of mean punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard smacks Looney with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Looney falls against the ropes!
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-Looney attacks with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 22 of 31 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 9 of 24 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)

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+Beauregard rocks Looney with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Looney pounds Beauregard with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Beauregard fires a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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-Looney attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Looney paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Beauregard slams Looney with a jab to the temple.
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-Looney throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Beauregard shakes Looney with a barrage of wild shots to the head.
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-Looney attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beauregard lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 28 of 31 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 6 of 23 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Beauregard connects with a volley of stinging punches to the temple!! Looney doesn't seem bothered.
-Looney tries a pair of punches to the head, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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+Beauregard smacks Looney with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
-Beauregard tries a volley of right punches to the head, but Looney steps aside and laughs.
-Looney throws a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard shakes Looney with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach. Looney sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Looney lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+Looney hits with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 24 of 29 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 7 of 26 punches.

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 8

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Looney paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Looney lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Beauregard covers himself well.
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-Looney tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Looney probes with a right right to the head, but Beauregard takes it in the forearms.
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+Looney hits Beauregard with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
-Looney launches a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Beauregard hits Looney with a pair of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 7 of 8 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 9 of 34 punches.

IP LOONEY won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 79-73


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 9

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Looney throws a straight right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Beauregard backs up Looney with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Looney attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Beauregard narrowly avoids it
-Looney attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Looney jolts Beauregard with a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Beauregard sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Looney paws a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 6 of 8 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 8 of 32 punches.

IP LOONEY won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 88-83


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 10

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Looney charges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Beauregard lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Looney tries to land a pair of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Looney throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Looney launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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+Looney hammers Beauregard with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 7 of 8 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 9 of 31 punches.

IP LOONEY won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 97-93


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 11

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Looney fires a left jab to the mouth, but Beauregard quickly backs away.
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-Looney fires a series of punches to the temple, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Beauregard slams Looney with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
+Looney pops Beauregard with a series of light punches to the temple!
-Looney paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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-Looney lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Beauregard covers himself well.
-Looney lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 9 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 8 of 33 punches.

IP LOONEY won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 106-103


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 12

Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Looney is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Looney paws a right cross to the chin, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Looney attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but Beauregard deftly avoits it.
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-Looney fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Looney hits with a off balance right to the nose.
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+Beauregard pounds Looney with a flurry of wild hooks to the mouth.
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-Looney lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Looney clocks Beauregard with a right to the eye!
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-Looney throws a flurry of uppercuts to the temple, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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-Looney tries a series of left roundhouses to the eye, but Beauregard blocks.
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+Beauregard pops Looney with a volley of vicious punches to the nose!
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-Looney charges with a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth, but misses.
-Looney attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Beauregard steps aside and laughs.
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-Looney paws a left blow to the temple, but goes wide.
-Looney attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but Beauregard backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 8 of 8 punches, and IP LOONEY landed 12 of 47 punches.

IP LOONEY won the round 10-9

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 115-113


Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!

Looney remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 9: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 10: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 11: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 12: IP LOONEY 10-9

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 9: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 10: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 11: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 12: IP LOONEY 10-9

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 115-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 9: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 10: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 11: IP LOONEY 10-9
Round 12: IP LOONEY 10-9

Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 115-113

Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard wins by decision!