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(Strawweight) Big Boys Monster IX defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 12.

Match Monday, January 27, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Big Boys Monster IX!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Monster Ix jars Dorkness 1 with a jab to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tosses a volley of punches to the temple!
+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a series of hard punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a series of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Big Boys Monster Ix with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 1 catches Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of powerful combinations to the mouth.
+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 1 throws a jab to the head, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of right combinations to the mouth, but Big Boys Monster Ix ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 31 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 32 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Monster Ix lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Big Boys Monster Ix with a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix quickly backs away.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a right to the stomach, but misses.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of combinations to the stomach!! Big Boys Monster Ix gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 31 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix ducks just in time.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix punches Dorkness 1 with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but falls short.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Big Boys Monster Ix throws a volley of hard punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a glancing sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 28 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 30 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a volley of loud combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of strong punches to the ribs. Big Boys Monster Ix doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of left combinations to the chest, but Big Boys Monster Ix beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of combinations to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix narrowly avoids it
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+Big Boys Monster Ix suprises Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a cross to the stomach! Big Boys Monster Ix shakes his head to clear it.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix catches Dorkness 1 with a glancing left to the solar plexus.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach. Dorkness 1 covers up.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a left jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix thumps Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 29 of 29 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix suprises Dorkness 1 with a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Big Boys Monster Ix with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Big Boys Monster Ix with a glancing jab to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 fires a series of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Big Boys Monster Ix drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Big Boys Monster Ix with a pair of glancing combinations to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Big Boys Monster Ix leaps aside.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 28 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Monster Ix suprises Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a nasty sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Big Boys Monster Ix hurts Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Big Boys Monster Ix tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Big Boys Monster Ix with a nice left to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but misses.
+Big Boys Monster Ix annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix fires a powerful jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 26 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 87-84


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Monster Ix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Big Boys Monster Ix lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix stuns Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging shots to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix solidly lands a volley of nasty punches to the head!
-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a mean jab to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a furious straight right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 24 of 31 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Monster Ix is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Big Boys Monster Ix connects with a heavy roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix jars Dorkness 1 with a series of hard punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but falls short.
-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Big Boys Monster Ix takes it in the forearms.
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-Big Boys Monster Ix attempts a left roundhouse to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Big Boys Monster Ix hits with a right to the head!!
+Big Boys Monster Ix tattoos Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of painful combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 26 punches, and Big Boys Monster IX landed 25 of 32 punches.

Big Boys Monster IX won the round 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX is winning the fight 107-102


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Monster Ix is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Big Boys Monster Ix is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 tries a right jab to the jaw, but Big Boys Monster Ix stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a sweeping right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of left combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a right straight right to the jaw, but Big Boys Monster Ix takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of furious combinations to the face.
+Big Boys Monster Ix hurts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Big Boys Monster Ix jolts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stiff shots to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Big Boys Monster Ix with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Big Boys Monster Ix with an elbow! Big Boys Monster IX seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Big Boys Monster IX wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big Boys Monster Ix is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 2: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 3: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 10: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Monster IX 10-9

Big Boys Monster IX wins by a foul!