Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall and Taxman fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.Match Saturday, January 25, 2020In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Taxman!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman comes out fighting.
+Dodging grazes Taxman with a flurry of punches to the head. Taxman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dodging hits with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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-Taxman probes with a jab to the eye, but Dodging hides behind his gloves.
+Dodging hurts Taxman with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Dodging drills Taxman with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Taxman connects with a mean roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Taxman jolts Dodging with a heavy right to the head!
+Dodging suprises Taxman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Taxman lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Taxman smashes Dodging with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Taxman connects with a series of off balance shots to the eye. Dodging sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dodging backs up Taxman with a series of punches to the mouth. Taxman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Taxman pops Dodging with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Taxman jolts Dodging with a flurry of light punches to the head.
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+Dodging solidly lands a pair of stinging punches to the face.
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+Taxman smacks Dodging with a series of shots to the jaw. Dodging grimaces in pain.
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+Taxman attacks with a pair of loud blows to the nose. Dodging doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 36 of 40 punches, and Taxman landed 45 of 58 punches.
Taxman won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 10-9
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dodging attacks with a volley of light punches to the mouth. Taxman doesn't notice.
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+Taxman grazes Dodging with a jab to the head.
+Dodging hits with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Dodging throws a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Dodging attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Dodging rocks Taxman with a pair of punches to the jaw. Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Taxman suprises Dodging with a pair of nice punches to the jaw!
+Taxman tosses a flurry of combinations to the nose. Dodging sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Taxman throws a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Dodging thumps Taxman with a volley of punches to the chin! Taxman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the head.
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+Dodging attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Taxman tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Taxman punches Dodging with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
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+Dodging lashes out with a commanding straight right to the head.
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+Taxman grazes Dodging with a volley of commanding combinations to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 40 of 40 punches, and Taxman landed 21 of 33 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Taxman wallops Dodging with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Dodging doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dodging pounds Taxman with a hard sweeping right to the eye. Taxman laughs!
+Dodging tosses a pair of punches to the chin. Taxman ignores it.
+Taxman slams Dodging with a mean straight right to the head.
+Taxman jolts Dodging with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Taxman lands a flurry of wild punches to the mouth. Dodging sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dodging scores with a flurry of loud punches to the face.
+Taxman fires a roundhouse to the jaw. Dodging sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Taxman hits with a flurry of solid punches to the temple!
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+Taxman strikes with a uppercut to the nose.
-Taxman throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Taxman fires a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Taxman suprises Dodging with a powerful jab to the temple.
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+Dodging takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Taxman attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
+Taxman tattoos Dodging with a glancing right to the ribs. Dodging shakes his head to clear it.
+Dodging tosses a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Taxman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Taxman scores with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dodging falls against the ropes!
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-Taxman throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Taxman attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Taxman thumps Dodging with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
+Dodging hits Taxman with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!!
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+Taxman suprises Dodging with a series of punches to the eye. Dodging ignores it.
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-Taxman tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
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+Taxman slams Dodging with a pair of hard punches to the head. Dodging seems wobbly!
+Dodging thumps Taxman with a pair of light punches to the nose.
+Taxman belts Dodging with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 38 of 44 punches, and Taxman landed 79 of 112 punches.
Taxman won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 29-28
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman covers up.
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-Dodging lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Dodging punches Taxman with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Dodging launches a pair of blows to the eye, but Taxman ducks just in time.
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+Dodging wakes up the fans with a pair of mean blows to the mouth.
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+Taxman shakes Dodging with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Dodging tosses a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Dodging tosses a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Dodging attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Taxman deftly avoits it.
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+Dodging connects with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 23 of 36 punches, and Taxman landed 5 of 8 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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