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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Be king by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, January 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Be king !!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
King fights inside. (inside)

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-King attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
-King tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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-King fires a flurry of left blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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-King probes with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Neuman wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
-King charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-King throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman clocks King with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Neuman clocks King with a pair of nasty punches to the head. King retreats to the far corner.
-King fires a volley of punches to the face, but Neuman blocks.
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-King launches a volley of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
-King tries to land a roundhouse to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Neuman whacks King with a barrage of light punches to the nose. King laughs!
-King probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 22 punches, and Be king landed 4 of 48 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

King doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
King fights inside. (inside)

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-King tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman blocks.
-King lunges with a left roundhouse to the chin, but falls short.
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-King lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-King throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Neuman blocks.
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-King tries to land a pair of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
+Neuman lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
-King probes with a series of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-King tries to land a pair of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Neuman scores with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus. King gets mad!
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+Neuman hits with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-King charges with a left right to the head, but Neuman quickly backs away.
-King lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Neuman ducks.
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+Neuman hits King with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 34 of 34 punches, and Be king landed 4 of 47 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

King remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
King fights inside. (inside)

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-King attempts a series of left blows to the jaw, but misses.
-King paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Neuman jars King with a flurry of shots to the stomach. King ignores it.
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-King lashes out with a barrage of shots to the face, but Neuman covers himself well.
-King fires a right to the eye, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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-King charges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Neuman covers himself well.
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-King lunges with a pair of right blows to the head, but fails to score.
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+Neuman grazes King with a volley of shots to the chest.
-King throws a series of punches to the head, but Neuman leaps aside.
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+Neuman jars King with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Neuman pokes King with a series of blows to the solar plexus. King doesn't notice.
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+Neuman fires a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs!
+Neuman shakes King with a series of off balance shots to the stomach.
-King charges with a series of right shots to the chin, but Neuman leaps aside.
-King attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Neuman escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 30 of 30 punches, and Be king landed 4 of 49 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 30-27


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

King is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
King fights inside. (inside)

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-King attempts a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but falls short.
-King charges with a pair of right blows to the chin, but Neuman backs out of it.
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+Neuman scores with a pair of punches to the mouth! King doesn't notice.
-King lunges with a series of punches to the head, but falls short.
-King tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman solidly lands a painful sweeping right to the eye.
+Neuman punches King with a straight right to the jaw.
Neuman lands a blood spattering blow to the head and King goes over backwards!!

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King struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+King lands a series of hard blows to the chest.
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-King probes with a series of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
+Neuman smacks King with a flurry of solid punches to the nose!! King doesn't notice.
+King strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
King lands a beautiful haymaker and Neuman is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Neuman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Neuman punches King with a mean sweeping right to the chin.
+Neuman pokes King with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
+Neuman hammers King with a series of punches to the head.
+Neuman grazes King with a flurry of shots to the eye!
-King fires a volley of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Neuman scores with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. King sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Neuman lands a terrific left cross to the jaw and King collapses!!

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King struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Neuman fires a volley of off balance punches to the mouth.
Neuman lands a devestating punch in the nose and King goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Alfred E. Neuman wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman is slowing down.

King looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman wins by a knockout!