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(Heavyweight) Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber defeated Pibb Xtra by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, January 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 575 pounds (261 kilograms) is Pibb Xtra!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Pibb stays outside and uses his jab.
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Pibb paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Pibb paws a pair of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Censored lashes out with a volley of blows to the nose, but Pibb escapes.
-Censored tries a flurry of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Censored lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Censored fires a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Pibb staggers Censored with a series of punches to the face. Censored beats a hasty retreat.
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+Censored tags Pibb with a barrage of mean punches to the nose!
-Censored tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Pibb throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Censored punches Pibb with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
-Censored lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Pibb covers himself well.
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-Censored throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Censored tries a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Censored attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Censored attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Censored throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Pibb leaps aside.
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-Pibb paws a cross to the jaw, but Censored leaps aside.
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-Pibb throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Censored blocks.
-Censored tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pibb charges with a right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Censored lashes out with a series of shots to the face, but Pibb steps aside and laughs.
+Censored takes charge with a right to the face!
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-Censored paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Pibb leaps aside.
-Pibb probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Censored ducks just in time.
-Censored lunges with a right roundhouse to the head, but Pibb blocks.
+Censored smacks Pibb with a volley of painful punches to the eye! Pibb laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pibb Xtra landed 9 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 29 of 89 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 10-9


Pibb looks exhausted.

Censored remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Pibb stays outside and uses his jab.
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Censored staggers Pibb with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Censored lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Pibb ducks.
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+Censored fires a volley of light punches to the nose. Censored strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Pibb can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pibb can't remember which corner is his.

Censored is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a technical knockout!