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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 25, 2020 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) + The fighters exchange punches to the face. ... +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a roundhouse to the nose. Bug 4 doesn't notice. +Bug 4 fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Noodle laughs! +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the temple. ... ... +Bug 4 strikes with a pair of punches to the face. ... ... -Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Noodle stays away from it. -Noodle probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly. + The fighters trade punches to the head. ... ... -Noodle attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 backs out of it. +Bug 4 solidly lands a nice straight right to the chest. +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a off balance straight right to the solar plexus! ... ... + The fighters swap punches to the head. ... ... +Bug 4 lands a series of nasty blows to the chest. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach!! Bug 4 falls against the ropes! ... ... +Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the eye. +Noodle connects with a flurry of loud punches to the chin. +Bug 4 attacks with a volley of light punches to the head. Noodle covers up. -Noodle tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 backs out of it. ... +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a straight right to the jaw. Bug 4 seems wobbly! -Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Bug 4 blocks. +Noodle throws a volley of light punches to the chin. ... -Bug 4 throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air. +Noodle fires a flurry of off balance punches to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. -Bug 4 throws a volley of blows to the temple, but misses completely. ... +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice. ... ... ... -Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye. +Noodle connects with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 57 of 88 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 47 of 63 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out) Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) ... +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. ... +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a volley of stiff roundhouses to the chin. ... ... ... +Bug 4 hits with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Noodle lands a beautiful left blow to the temple and Bug 4 goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Bug 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... -Noodle lashes out with a left right to the mouth, but Bug 4 ducks just in time. ... +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a heavy jab to the temple. Noodle falls against the ropes! +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the head!! +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of off balance punches to the face. ... +Bug 4 throws a series of nasty punches to the temple!! +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of powerful crosses to the face. +Bug 4 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a commanding roundhouse to the head. +Bug 4 throws a volley of punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of furious punches to the nose. +Bug 4 scores with a pair of punches to the nose. ... +Noodle tosses a volley of mean hooks to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of light punches to the nose. Noodle covers up. + The fighters swap hooks to the jaw. ... +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 lands a uppercut to the solar plexus. +Noodle lands a volley of uppercuts to the mouth. Noodle lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Bug 4 falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!