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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Doodle Bug 4 by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, January 25, 2020

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a roundhouse to the nose. Bug 4 doesn't notice.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Noodle laughs!
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 strikes with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Noodle stays away from it.
-Noodle probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 backs out of it.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a nice straight right to the chest.
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a off balance straight right to the solar plexus!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Bug 4 lands a series of nasty blows to the chest. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach!! Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 attacks with a volley of light punches to the head. Noodle covers up.
-Noodle tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 backs out of it.
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+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a straight right to the jaw. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
-Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Bug 4 blocks.
+Noodle throws a volley of light punches to the chin.
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-Bug 4 throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Noodle fires a flurry of off balance punches to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bug 4 throws a volley of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 57 of 88 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 47 of 63 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a volley of stiff roundhouses to the chin.
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+Bug 4 hits with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
Noodle lands a beautiful left blow to the temple and Bug 4 goes down!!

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TWO

THREE

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Bug 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Noodle lashes out with a left right to the mouth, but Bug 4 ducks just in time.
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+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a heavy jab to the temple. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the head!!
+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 throws a series of nasty punches to the temple!!
+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of powerful crosses to the face.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a commanding roundhouse to the head.
+Bug 4 throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of furious punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 scores with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle tosses a volley of mean hooks to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of light punches to the nose. Noodle covers up.
+ The fighters swap hooks to the jaw.
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+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 lands a uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Noodle lands a volley of uppercuts to the mouth.
Noodle lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Bug 4 falls senseless!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!