Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Mary Jane Rottencrotch defeated Young Grasshopper by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Friday, January 24, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Young Grasshopper!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Rottencrotch hits with a solid jab to the chin!
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-Grasshopper paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Rottencrotch deftly avoits it.
+Grasshopper pops Rottencrotch with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. Rottencrotch retreats to the far corner.
-Grasshopper lashes out with a left uppercut to the head, but Rottencrotch quickly backs away.
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+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the chin.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rottencrotch launches a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rottencrotch hammers Grasshopper with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 32 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 7 of 24 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 10-9
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Grasshopper doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Rottencrotch tries a pair of left blows to the face, but Grasshopper hides behind his gloves.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Grasshopper lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Grasshopper tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Rottencrotch throws a flurry of punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch takes charge with a volley of mean blows to the face.
+Grasshopper throws a volley of hard shots to the solar plexus.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rottencrotch hurts Grasshopper with a series of commanding punches to the chin. Grasshopper ignores it.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper tries a volley of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 27 of 33 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 24 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 20-18
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Grasshopper doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Grasshopper charges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but Rottencrotch ties him up.
+Rottencrotch connects with a series of commanding shots to the eye.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a pair of light punches to the face. Grasshopper is hurt!
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a right jab to the mouth, but Grasshopper steps aside.
-Grasshopper tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch smacks Grasshopper with a glancing straight right to the eye! Grasshopper sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Rottencrotch lands a barrage of shots to the temple.
-Grasshopper attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 24 of 33 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 24 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 30-27
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Grasshopper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper attacks with a uppercut to the chest, but Rottencrotch ties him up.
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+Rottencrotch drills Grasshopper with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Grasshopper attacks with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch escapes.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rottencrotch hammers Grasshopper with a series of loud punches to the temple.
-Grasshopper charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Rottencrotch blocks.
+Rottencrotch annoys Grasshopper with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
+Rottencrotch tosses a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Grasshopper smashes Rottencrotch with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 32 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 6 of 24 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 40-36
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grasshopper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Rottencrotch tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Grasshopper throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rottencrotch wakes up the fans with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper lashes out with a uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Grasshopper tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch stays away from it.
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+Rottencrotch tattoos Grasshopper with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Grasshopper tags Rottencrotch with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Rottencrotch seems wobbly!
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 23 of 33 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 23 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 50-45
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grasshopper remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rottencrotch suprises Grasshopper with a series of shots to the chin.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a stinging cross to the head.
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+Rottencrotch pounds Grasshopper with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
+Rottencrotch strikes with a series of shots to the face. Grasshopper covers up.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Grasshopper lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Rottencrotch steps aside.
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-Grasshopper probes with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Rottencrotch beats a hasty retreat.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rottencrotch attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Grasshopper blocks.
+Grasshopper tosses a pair of nice blows to the chest. Rottencrotch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 22 of 34 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 6 of 24 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 60-54
Rottencrotch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Grasshopper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Rottencrotch tosses a volley of commanding shots to the nose.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper tries to land a barrage of punches to the chest, but Rottencrotch ties him up.
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+Rottencrotch punches Grasshopper with a series of loud shots to the face. Grasshopper doesn't notice.
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+Rottencrotch pummels Grasshopper with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Rottencrotch attacks with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
-Grasshopper paws a series of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Rottencrotch thumps Grasshopper with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grasshopper scores with a volley of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper lunges with a left to the solar plexus, but Rottencrotch escapes.
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-Grasshopper attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Rottencrotch backs out of it.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 21 of 33 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 5 of 25 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 70-63
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Grasshopper grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Grasshopper launches a hook to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Grasshopper nails Rottencrotch with a vicious hook to the mouth.
-Grasshopper attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Rottencrotch ties him up.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a series of punches to the chin!
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rottencrotch smashes Grasshopper with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
-Grasshopper launches a left right to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch tags Grasshopper with a nasty straight right to the face. Grasshopper doesn't notice.
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-Grasshopper charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a volley of painful punches to the head. Grasshopper retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 29 of 32 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 6 of 33 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 80-72
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Grasshopper is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Rottencrotch fires a pair of wild punches to the temple.
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-Grasshopper attempts a pair of right blows to the head, but only hits air.
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+Rottencrotch hits Grasshopper with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Rottencrotch rocks Grasshopper with a series of stinging punches to the jaw. Grasshopper sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Grasshopper probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Rottencrotch thumps Grasshopper with a series of punches to the face.
+Rottencrotch strikes with a series of punches to the temple.
-Grasshopper launches a uppercut to the face, but Rottencrotch narrowly avoids it
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+Rottencrotch punches Grasshopper with a nice cross to the jaw.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Grasshopper wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong shots to the head!! Rottencrotch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Grasshopper charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Rottencrotch quickly backs away.
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-Grasshopper throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but falls short.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 29 of 32 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 7 of 32 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 90-81
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Grasshopper is obviously tired.
ROUND 10
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Grasshopper thumps Rottencrotch with a flurry of punches to the head.
Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Rottencrotch suprises Grasshopper with a volley of punches to the face!
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Grasshopper launches a volley of shots to the head, but Rottencrotch takes it in the forearms.
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+Rottencrotch clocks Grasshopper with a pair of loud punches to the head!!
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+Rottencrotch throws a pair of glancing punches to the eye!
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-Grasshopper tries to land a left to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Grasshopper fires a series of blows to the mouth, but Rottencrotch covers himself well.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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-Grasshopper attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but Rottencrotch backs out of it.
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Rottencrotch tries to attack, but Grasshopper hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 26 of 33 punches, and Young Grasshopper landed 7 of 33 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 100-90
Rottencrotch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Grasshopper is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Rottencrotch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Grasshopper is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Rottencrotch fires a series of punches to the chin!
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-Grasshopper fires a hook to the nose, but falls short.
-Grasshopper paws a flurry of left crosses to the eye, but misses completely.
-Grasshopper probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Rottencrotch ducks just in time.
-Grasshopper lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Rottencrotch suprises Grasshopper with a barrage of punches to the eye. Grasshopper gets mad!
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+Rottencrotch fires a wild uppercut to the eye!!
Rottencrotch lands a slow motion right hook and Grasshopper goes down!!
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He's Out!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Rottencrotch is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Grasshopper can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 10: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch wins by a knockout!
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