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(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated *(** by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, January 20, 2020

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is *(**!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
*(** clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 2 tags *(** with a volley of blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but *(** hangs on until the referee separates them.
+*(** attacks with a series of wild blows to the eye.
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+Dorkness 2 smashes *(** with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. *(** ignores it.
+Dorkness 2 punches *(** with a flurry of blows to the chest.
Dorkness 2 lands a brutal left smash to the jaw and *(**'s knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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*(** struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 smashes *(** with a series of wild shots to the stomach.
*(** tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 connects with a left to the chest.
+*(** hits Dorkness 2 with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 lands a pair of hard blows to the chest! *(** covers up.
Dorkness 2 lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and *(**'s knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!

*(** is obviously tired.





Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!