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(Super-Heavyweight) George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass defeated Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, January 18, 2020

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 845 pounds (383 kilograms) is Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Of The Jungle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Meadows tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Meadows fires a series of stinging combinations to the nose. Of The Jungle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Meadows tries to attack, but Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Of The Jungle attempts a barrage of blows to the eye, but Meadows ties him up.
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+Meadows fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
Meadows lands a thundering hook and Of The Jungle is knocked off his feet!!

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Of The Jungle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Of The Jungle throws a series of commanding blows to the temple.
Of The Jungle lands a cruel blow to the temple and Meadows bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Meadows struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Meadows tries to attack, but Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Meadows hits with a series of combinations to the eye.
+Of The Jungle pounds Meadows with a series of blows to the jaw.
+Meadows jolts Of The Jungle with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
-Of The Jungle throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Meadows backs out of it.
+Meadows lands a pair of light shots to the mouth.
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Meadows tries to attack, but Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Of The Jungle thumps Meadows with a solid hook to the head.
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Meadows tries to attack, but Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 13 of 25 punches, and Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy landed 20 of 34 punches.

Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy won the round 10-9

Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy is winning the fight 10-9


Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!

Meadows doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Of The Jungle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Meadows tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Of The Jungle wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick blows to the eye.
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Meadows tries to attack, but Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Of The Jungle strikes with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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+Of The Jungle fires a series of blows to the face!!
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+Of The Jungle slams Meadows with a strong hook to the head. Meadows shakes his head to clear it.
Of The Jungle lands a beautiful right haymaker and Meadows's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Meadows struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Meadows tries to attack, but Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Of The Jungle smashes Meadows with a barrage of off balance combinations to the nose.
+Meadows pokes Of The Jungle with a pair of combinations to the face. Of The Jungle grimaces in pain.
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+Of The Jungle hammers Meadows with a series of punches to the nose!!
Of The Jungle lands a slow motion blow to the head and Meadows goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!

Meadows is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Meadows Super Sumo Dino Guy 10-9

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a knockout!