Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall and Taxman fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.Match Saturday, January 18, 2020In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Taxman!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman comes out fighting.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dodging punches Taxman with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
...
...
+Taxman catches Dodging with a left to the stomach.
-Taxman lunges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but misses.
+Dodging hits with a hard jab to the mouth!!
+Dodging jolts Taxman with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Taxman drills Dodging with a volley of blows to the temple.
...
...
...
...
+Taxman pokes Dodging with a barrage of quick blows to the chest.
-Taxman tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Dodging blocks.
+Taxman hits with a glancing left to the head. Dodging doesn't notice.
...
+Dodging fires a light right to the mouth.
...
...
+Taxman drills Dodging with a jab to the jaw.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
...
...
+Taxman fires a series of glancing punches to the ribs!
...
+Dodging tags Taxman with a cross to the eye!!
...
...
...
...
+Taxman attacks with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach.
...
...
+Dodging slams Taxman with a barrage of shots to the eye.
...
...
+Dodging hits with a pair of light punches to the head.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 39 of 39 punches, and Taxman landed 43 of 57 punches.
Taxman won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 10-9
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+Dodging catches Taxman with a flurry of painful blows to the mouth.
-Taxman attacks with a series of combinations to the eye, but misses.
...
+Dodging connects with a flurry of light blows to the face.
...
...
+Dodging grazes Taxman with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Dodging whacks Taxman with a series of solid punches to the head. Taxman is hurt!
...
...
...
...
+Taxman fires a pair of strong blows to the nose!
...
+Dodging solidly lands a barrage of punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
...
+Taxman suprises Dodging with a volley of stinging combinations to the face.
...
...
...
...
+Dodging backs up Taxman with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
...
...
...
+Dodging grazes Taxman with a barrage of punches to the head! Taxman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
...
+Dodging throws a series of hard punches to the head! Taxman quickly recovers.
+Taxman stuns Dodging with a series of punches to the jaw. Dodging sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
-Taxman throws a right jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Taxman attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Dodging lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 39 of 40 punches, and Taxman landed 19 of 29 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Dodging hits Taxman with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
+Dodging punches Taxman with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
...
+Taxman annoys Dodging with a nasty jab to the mouth. Dodging laughs!
+Taxman staggers Dodging with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
+Taxman smashes Dodging with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
...
...
+Taxman slams Dodging with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
-Taxman launches a flurry of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Taxman pops Dodging with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
+Taxman backs up Dodging with a sweeping right to the head. Dodging falls against the ropes!
+Taxman tattoos Dodging with a series of commanding punches to the face! Dodging shakes his head to clear it.
+Taxman staggers Dodging with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
...
-Taxman launches a straight right to the jaw, but misses.
...
...
+Taxman tags Dodging with a pair of nasty punches to the eye. Dodging gets mad!
+Dodging thumps Taxman with a series of solid punches to the mouth! Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
...
+Dodging tattoos Taxman with a series of commanding punches to the face!! Taxman is hurt!
...
...
...
+Taxman hurts Dodging with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Dodging backpedals to his own corner.
...
+Dodging pokes Taxman with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Dodging solidly lands a volley of mean punches to the nose.
+Taxman hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
+Taxman throws a stiff jab to the jaw.
+Taxman takes charge with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
...
...
-Taxman launches a sweeping right to the ribs, but Dodging quickly backs away.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
...
...
+Taxman connects with a pair of punches to the face. Dodging seems wobbly!
+Taxman punches Dodging with a volley of punches to the temple. Dodging ignores it.
+Taxman hits with a series of light punches to the nose. Dodging retreats to the far corner.
+Taxman connects with a series of punches to the chest!! Dodging is hurt!
-Taxman tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dodging narrowly avoids it
+Dodging pokes Taxman with a series of painful punches to the mouth!!
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 39 of 39 punches, and Taxman landed 74 of 109 punches.
Taxman won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 29-28
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman covers up.
-Dodging probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Taxman stays away from it.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dodging hits with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dodging hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Taxman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dodging probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Taxman hides behind his gloves.
...
+Dodging lands a series of mean punches to the face. Taxman doesn't seem bothered.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dodging tries to land a series of left blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
...
...
...
...
...
+Dodging hits with a series of heavy shots to the temple.
...
...
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 23 of 39 punches, and Taxman landed 5 of 8 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dodging doesn't even want to rest!
Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
|