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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Doodle Bug 4 by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, January 18, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a series of hard punches to the nose.
-Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Bug 4 launches a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Bug 4 hits with a volley of furious punches to the chin. Noodle is hurt!
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-Noodle attacks with a series of left shots to the nose, but misses completely.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
-Noodle attempts a jab to the ribs, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the chin.
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-Noodle tries a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Noodle connects with a series of punches to the face. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin.
-Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a volley of wild punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Bug 4 lands a series of quick punches to the face!!
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a straight right to the chin.
-Noodle throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Bug 4 attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
-Bug 4 lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Bug 4 scores with a jab to the chin.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the face!
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 46 of 65 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 90 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth. Noodle doesn't notice.
-Noodle fires a left uppercut to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Noodle scores with a volley of hard shots to the head. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
Noodle lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Bug 4's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Bug 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Noodle tosses a pair of commanding punches to the eye!
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a hard right to the jaw.
Noodle lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Bug 4's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!