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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 18, 2020 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a series of hard punches to the nose. -Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but to no avail. ... -Bug 4 launches a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty. +Bug 4 hits with a volley of furious punches to the chin. Noodle is hurt! ... -Noodle attacks with a series of left shots to the nose, but misses completely. +Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of hard punches to the stomach. -Noodle attempts a jab to the ribs, but Bug 4 leaps aside. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye. +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the chin. ... -Noodle tries a series of punches to the jaw, but only hits air. ... ... +Noodle connects with a series of punches to the face. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. ... ... +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple. Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin. -Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but falls short. ... +Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 seems wobbly! +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a volley of wild punches to the head. + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. ... +Bug 4 lands a series of quick punches to the face!! +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a straight right to the chin. -Noodle throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective. -Bug 4 attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but Noodle takes it in the forearms. +Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 seems wobbly! -Bug 4 lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance. +Bug 4 scores with a jab to the chin. ... ... +Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the face! + The fighters swap punches to the jaw. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 46 of 65 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 90 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out) ... +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus. ... +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth. Noodle doesn't notice. -Noodle fires a left uppercut to the eye, but he's too slow. +Noodle scores with a volley of hard shots to the head. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. Noodle lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Bug 4's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Bug 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the nose. +Noodle tosses a pair of commanding punches to the eye! +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a barrage of quick punches to the temple. +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a hard right to the jaw. Noodle lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Bug 4's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip. Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!