Public Fight Report
(Lightweight) Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard defeated Nasdaq by unanimous decision: 119-108, 119-108, 119-108.Match Wednesday, January 15, 2020In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Nasdaq!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Nasdaq tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Nasdaq attempts a right roundhouse to the chin, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beauregard throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Nasdaq steps aside and laughs.
+Beauregard lands a flurry of stiff combinations to the nose.
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+Nasdaq tattoos Beauregard with a series of punches to the nose!
-Nasdaq throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Nasdaq smashes Beauregard with a pair of nasty combinations to the head.
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+Beauregard wallops Nasdaq with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Beauregard attacks with a stinging straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Beauregard throws a series of quick punches to the jaw. Nasdaq grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 10 of 24 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 23 of 32 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 10-9
Nasdaq doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beauregard doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Nasdaq is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard annoys Nasdaq with a series of punches to the face.
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+Nasdaq rocks Beauregard with a pair of punches to the chest!
+Beauregard hits with a flurry of quick punches to the nose. Nasdaq ignores it.
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+Nasdaq stuns Beauregard with a stinging jab to the mouth.
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+Beauregard annoys Nasdaq with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Nasdaq attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Nasdaq throws a volley of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Beauregard tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Nasdaq steps aside and laughs.
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-Beauregard lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Beauregard scores with a volley of painful punches to the face!! Nasdaq hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 11 of 25 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 21 of 31 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 20-18
Nasdaq doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Nasdaq is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beauregard lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Nasdaq attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but Beauregard hides behind his gloves.
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+Nasdaq scores with a loud straight right to the nose.
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+Beauregard tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Beauregard rocks Nasdaq with a barrage of quick punches to the nose. Nasdaq sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Nasdaq throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Beauregard leaps aside.
+Beauregard slams Nasdaq with a barrage of stinging blows to the eye.
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+Beauregard catches Nasdaq with a flurry of light shots to the stomach.
+Beauregard hits with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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+Nasdaq punches Beauregard with a volley of shots to the head!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 12 of 23 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 24 of 30 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 30-27
Nasdaq doesn't even want to rest!
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Nasdaq is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Beauregard attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Beauregard paws a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Nasdaq hides behind his gloves.
-Nasdaq probes with a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Nasdaq throws a series of right punches to the chest, but Beauregard blocks.
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-Beauregard throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Beauregard lands a series of off balance punches to the chest.
+Nasdaq wallops Beauregard with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+Beauregard clocks Nasdaq with a volley of punches to the mouth. Nasdaq hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Nasdaq suprises Beauregard with a volley of quick punches to the stomach. Beauregard sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Nasdaq throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Beauregard steps aside.
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+Beauregard strikes with a glancing right to the jaw.
+Nasdaq throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 16 of 29 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 23 of 34 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 40-36
Nasdaq remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Nasdaq is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Nasdaq attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Beauregard tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Nasdaq charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Beauregard ties him up.
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+Nasdaq punches Beauregard with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Beauregard fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Nasdaq quickly backs away.
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+Beauregard hurts Nasdaq with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Nasdaq whacks Beauregard with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Nasdaq staggers Beauregard with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Beauregard tags Nasdaq with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
+Beauregard annoys Nasdaq with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 16 of 33 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 25 of 29 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 50-45
Nasdaq remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Nasdaq is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Nasdaq throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Beauregard escapes.
+Beauregard fires a solid jab to the solar plexus. Nasdaq is hurt!
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+Beauregard shakes Nasdaq with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
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+Beauregard tags Nasdaq with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Beauregard stuns Nasdaq with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard punches Nasdaq with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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-Beauregard tries to land a right jab to the nose, but Nasdaq escapes.
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+Nasdaq whacks Beauregard with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Beauregard tags Nasdaq with a furious jab to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 12 of 23 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 26 of 31 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 60-54
Nasdaq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Nasdaq is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beauregard paws a pair of punches to the eye, but Nasdaq hides behind his gloves.
+Beauregard hits with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Beauregard catches Nasdaq with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
-Nasdaq paws a pair of right punches to the head, but Beauregard ducks just in time.
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-Nasdaq attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Beauregard backs out of it.
+Beauregard tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Nasdaq backs up Beauregard with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Beauregard shakes Nasdaq with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
+Nasdaq connects with a volley of off balance punches to the nose! Beauregard backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 12 of 25 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 23 of 33 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 70-63
Nasdaq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Beauregard remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Nasdaq covers up.
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Nasdaq attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 3 of 8 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 4 of 7 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 80-72
Nasdaq grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Nasdaq covers up.
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard lands a series of furious shots to the temple.
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-Nasdaq tries a barrage of right blows to the face, but Beauregard beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 3 of 8 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 5 of 8 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 90-81
Nasdaq remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Nasdaq covers up.
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 3 of 8 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 5 of 8 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 100-90
Nasdaq remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Nasdaq covers up.
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Beauregard hits Nasdaq with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Nasdaq launches a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 3 of 8 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 4 of 7 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 109-99
Nasdaq remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Nasdaq covers up.
Beauregard is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasdaq landed 3 of 8 punches, and Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard landed 4 of 8 punches.
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard won the round 10-9
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard is winning the fight 119-108
Nasdaq remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beauregard doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 9: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 10: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 119-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 9: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 10: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 119-108
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 2: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 3: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 4: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 5: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 6: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 7: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 8: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 9: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 10: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 10-9
Total Score: Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard 119-108
Cheap Sleezy Airhead Beauregard wins by decision!
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