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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 11, 2020 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... -Bug 4 charges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide. ... -Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Bug 4 ducks. ... ... ... +Bug 4 lands a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus. -Noodle launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 escapes. ... ... -Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the head, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the temple! +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a volley of off balance punches to the head. Noodle covers up. -Bug 4 probes with a left hook to the stomach, but misses. +Bug 4 throws a series of off balance punches to the jaw. ... -Noodle tries a right jab to the mouth, but Bug 4 ducks. + The fighters exchange punches to the face. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the head! Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of furious punches to the face. ... -Bug 4 paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective. +Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple. ... ... +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a series of off balance punches to the chin!! Bug 4 falls against the ropes! ... +Bug 4 throws a flurry of heavy punches to the chest. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus. -Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the head, but falls short. ... ... -Noodle attempts a series of punches to the nose, but misses. -Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the face. +Noodle hits with a volley of hard punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 fires a pair of powerful punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the ribs! Noodle ignores it. -Noodle launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Bug 4 takes it in the forearms. + The fighters trade punches to the temple. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a series of punches to the eye. Noodle laughs! +Noodle throws a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 40 of 64 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 84 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. -Bug 4 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the head. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple!! Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" ... +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye. + The fighters exchange punches to the temple. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a vicious left to the jaw. +Noodle tosses a straight right to the jaw. -Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. -Bug 4 fires a pair of blows to the nose, but Noodle deftly avoits it. -Bug 4 lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow. +Noodle attacks with a series of hard punches to the nose. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner. +Bug 4 hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chest. ... +Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. -Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score. ... ... +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a strong jab to the chin. +Noodle hits with a series of solid punches to the nose. -Bug 4 tries to land a left right to the chin, but fails to score. + The fighters trade punches to the eye. -Noodle charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle laughs! ... ... +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the chin! Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw! +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the head. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Bug 4 lands a series of punches to the mouth! +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a series of punches to the stomach! ... +Bug 4 hits with a solid jab to the stomach. -Noodle launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Bug 4 blocks. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of loud punches to the chest. +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a series of mean punches to the stomach. +Noodle throws a volley of punches to the temple. +Noodle hits with a flurry of shots to the head! Bug 4 falls against the ropes! +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of loud punches to the eye. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 fires a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Noodle quickly recovers. ... + The fighters swap punches to the face. +Noodle scores with a volley of vicious punches to the face. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a loud roundhouse to the chin. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 85 of 126 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 65 of 81 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest! Noodle doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... ... ... -Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of mean punches to the eye. Bug 4 gets mad! -Noodle throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Bug 4 stays away from it. ... -Bug 4 probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Noodle covers himself well. -Noodle throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely. ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple! +Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle fires a pair of punches to the mouth. ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus! +Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach. -Noodle throws a left jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly. ... ... ... ... +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. ... +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the temple! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin. ... -Noodle paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 steps aside. -Bug 4 throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail. +Noodle fires a right to the chin. Bug 4 laughs! ... -Bug 4 launches a straight right to the head, but Noodle quickly backs away. +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 44 of 84 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28 Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest! Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. -Bug 4 tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. +Bug 4 connects with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs. + The fighters exchange punches to the temple. +Bug 4 lands a barrage of punches to the chest! +Noodle throws a pair of quick punches to the nose. Bug 4 covers up. ... +Bug 4 tosses a straight right to the chest. +Noodle attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the eye. +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the head! +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head. +Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the chest. +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Bug 4 quickly recovers. + The fighters swap punches to the chin. +Bug 4 fires a cross to the ribs. +Noodle solidly lands a pair of wild punches to the stomach. ... -Bug 4 throws a right to the eye, but Noodle escapes. ... ... -Noodle paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of wild punches to the nose. Bug 4 ignores it. +Bug 4 solidly lands a heavy sweeping right to the jaw. -Bug 4 tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but only hits air. +Noodle throws a volley of punches to the mouth! -Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle leaps aside. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a series of punches to the head. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the temple. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of solid punches to the face. -Bug 4 lashes out with a left jab to the jaw, but he's too slow. -Bug 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin. ... +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple. +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of hard punches to the nose. -Bug 4 throws a left straight right to the chin, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... +Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the mouth. ... +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the chest. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a flurry of loud punches to the chin. ... + The fighters trade punches to the head. +Noodle hits with a series of heavy punches to the nose. -Bug 4 paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but to no avail. +Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose! +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the head. + The fighters exchange punches to the face. ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 82 of 129 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 65 of 79 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37 The bout is declared a draw!