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(Toughman) Doodle Bug 4 and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt fought to a majority decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 37-39.

Match Saturday, January 11, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Bug 4 charges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the head, but Bug 4 ducks.
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+Bug 4 lands a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus.
-Noodle launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 escapes.
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-Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the head, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the temple!
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a volley of off balance punches to the head. Noodle covers up.
-Bug 4 probes with a left hook to the stomach, but misses.
+Bug 4 throws a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle tries a right jab to the mouth, but Bug 4 ducks.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the head! Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of furious punches to the face.
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-Bug 4 paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a series of off balance punches to the chin!! Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Bug 4 throws a flurry of heavy punches to the chest. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
-Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the face.
+Noodle hits with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 fires a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the ribs! Noodle ignores it.
-Noodle launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Bug 4 takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a series of punches to the eye. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle throws a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 40 of 64 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 84 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bug 4 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the head. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple!! Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a vicious left to the jaw.
+Noodle tosses a straight right to the jaw.
-Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
-Bug 4 fires a pair of blows to the nose, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
-Bug 4 lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Noodle attacks with a series of hard punches to the nose. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
+Bug 4 hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a strong jab to the chin.
+Noodle hits with a series of solid punches to the nose.
-Bug 4 tries to land a left right to the chin, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Noodle charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the chin! Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw!
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the head. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bug 4 lands a series of punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a series of punches to the stomach!
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+Bug 4 hits with a solid jab to the stomach.
-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the eye, but Bug 4 blocks.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of loud punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the temple.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of shots to the head! Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
+Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a pair of mean punches to the stomach. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Noodle scores with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a loud roundhouse to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 85 of 126 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 65 of 81 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of mean punches to the eye. Bug 4 gets mad!
-Noodle throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Bug 4 stays away from it.
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-Bug 4 probes with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Noodle covers himself well.
-Noodle throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple!
+Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
+Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Noodle throws a left jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the temple! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Noodle paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 steps aside.
-Bug 4 throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Noodle fires a right to the chin. Bug 4 laughs!
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-Bug 4 launches a straight right to the head, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 44 of 84 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28


Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bug 4 tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+Bug 4 connects with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 lands a barrage of punches to the chest!
+Noodle throws a pair of quick punches to the nose. Bug 4 covers up.
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+Bug 4 tosses a straight right to the chest.
+Noodle attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the head!
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 fires a cross to the ribs.
+Noodle solidly lands a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Bug 4 throws a right to the eye, but Noodle escapes.
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-Noodle paws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of wild punches to the nose. Bug 4 ignores it.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a heavy sweeping right to the jaw.
-Bug 4 tries a flurry of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the mouth!
-Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle leaps aside.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a series of punches to the head.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of solid punches to the face.
-Bug 4 lashes out with a left jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Bug 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of hard punches to the nose.
-Bug 4 throws a left straight right to the chin, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Noodle hits with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
-Bug 4 paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose!
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 82 of 129 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 65 of 79 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

The bout is declared a draw!