Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Mary Jane Rottencrotch defeated D'Andre James Banks by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Friday, January 10, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Mary Jane Rottencrotch!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is D'Andre James Banks!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
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-Rottencrotch throws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Banks takes it in the forearms.
+Rottencrotch hits Banks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Banks narrowly avoids it
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+Rottencrotch throws a volley of loud punches to the jaw! Banks doesn't notice.
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+Rottencrotch tags Banks with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. Banks shakes his head to clear it.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth. Banks ignores it.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Banks steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 18 of 42 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 10-9
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
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+Rottencrotch jars Banks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Rottencrotch throws a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Banks backs out of it.
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+Rottencrotch hits with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch jars Banks with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 20 of 39 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 20-18
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
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+Rottencrotch backs up Banks with a pair of blows to the chin.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a sweeping right to the chin, but Banks quickly backs away.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Banks ties him up.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a right cross to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Rottencrotch lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch drills Banks with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 17 of 44 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 30-27
Rottencrotch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
-Rottencrotch probes with a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Rottencrotch tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Rottencrotch grazes Banks with a pair of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Rottencrotch strikes with a stiff jab to the ribs.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Rottencrotch hammers Banks with a flurry of quick shots to the chest.
-Rottencrotch tries to land a right to the mouth, but Banks beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 16 of 39 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 9 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 40-36
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
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+Rottencrotch lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Banks stays away from it.
-Rottencrotch paws a left hook to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Rottencrotch launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Rottencrotch launches a right jab to the head, but Banks takes it in the forearms.
+Rottencrotch lands a volley of punches to the head. Banks backpedals to his own corner.
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+Rottencrotch smashes Banks with a series of punches to the eye. Banks doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 17 of 40 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 9 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 50-45
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
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+Rottencrotch lands a series of vicious punches to the eye! Banks covers up.
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-Rottencrotch lashes out with a straight right to the head, but Banks takes it in the forearms.
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-Rottencrotch tries to land a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Banks ducks just in time.
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-Rottencrotch launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a series of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Rottencrotch probes with a right jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Rottencrotch shakes Banks with a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 16 of 39 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 60-54
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
-Rottencrotch throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Banks steps aside and laughs.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Banks beats a hasty retreat.
+Rottencrotch backs up Banks with a series of punches to the eye.
+Rottencrotch fires a pair of commanding punches to the chin!!
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-Rottencrotch probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Banks lashes out with a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Rottencrotch throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Rottencrotch fires a left roundhouse to the face, but misses completely.
+Rottencrotch drills Banks with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Rottencrotch pops Banks with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 18 of 42 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 70-63
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Rottencrotch backpedals and jabs.
Banks covers up.
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+Rottencrotch pokes Banks with a pair of nasty blows to the nose. Banks backpedals to his own corner.
+Banks tosses a barrage of light shots to the eye.
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+Rottencrotch grazes Banks with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Banks steps aside.
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-Rottencrotch paws a left to the solar plexus, but Banks ducks.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Rottencrotch paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Banks backs out of it.
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+Rottencrotch connects with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 17 of 38 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 80-72
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Rottencrotch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banks covers up.
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-Rottencrotch attempts a uppercut to the chest, but Banks leaps aside.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 3 of 9 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
D'Andre James Banks won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 89-82
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Rottencrotch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banks covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 3 of 8 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
D'Andre James Banks won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 98-92
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Rottencrotch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banks covers up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 3 of 8 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 8 punches.
D'Andre James Banks won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 107-102
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Rottencrotch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banks covers up.
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-Rottencrotch charges with a roundhouse to the head, but comes up empty.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Mary Jane Rottencrotch landed 3 of 9 punches, and D'Andre James Banks landed 4 of 9 punches.
D'Andre James Banks won the round 10-9
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is winning the fight 116-112
Rottencrotch doesn't even want to rest!
Banks doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 10: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 11: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 12: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 10: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 11: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 12: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-112
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 2: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 3: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 4: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 5: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 6: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 7: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 8: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 10-9
Round 9: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 10: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 11: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Round 12: D'Andre James Banks 10-9
Total Score: Mary Jane Rottencrotch 116-112
Mary Jane Rottencrotch wins by decision!
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