Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by majority decision: 114-114, 116-113, 115-114.Match Thursday, January 9, 2020In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Tutu!! with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Tutu!! with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! hurts Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a right to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean punches to the stomach!
-Tutu!! probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Tutu!! with a series of strong punches to the head.
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+Tutu!! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Tutu!! with a pair of solid punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Tutu!! with a left to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the face!
-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of punches to the face, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu!! with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 43 of 60 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 25 of 29 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! pokes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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+Tutu!! hits Coffeeguzzler with a roundhouse to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 34 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 18 of 23 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a jab to the stomach!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Tutu!! pummels Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Tutu!! whacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of hard punches to the nose. Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
+Tutu!! fires a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses.
+Tutu!! lands a volley of loud punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler catches Tutu!! with a volley of solid punches to the nose!!
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Tutu!! with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a loud right to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin. Tutu!! falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Tutu!! attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a painful jab to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 81 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 39 of 40 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a left to the solar plexus. Tutu!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Tutu!! launches a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Tutu!! fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a pair of nice punches to the chest!!
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+Tutu!! scores with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 41 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Tutu!! with a left to the head.
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+Tutu!! pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of heavy punches to the eye! Tutu!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Tutu!! covers up.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
+Tutu!! hits with a solid jab to the stomach!!
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+Tutu!! throws a pair of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Tutu!! with a strong jab to the temple.
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-Tutu!! charges with a left uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Tutu!! ducks.
+Tutu!! lands a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a jab to the face, but misses completely.
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+Tutu!! lands a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 50 of 78 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 41 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Tutu!! tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Tutu!! with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Tutu!! thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! hits with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! hits with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Tutu!! punches Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 34 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 33 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Tutu!! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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+Tutu!! tosses a straight right to the chest. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Tutu!! drills Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of glancing punches to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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-Tutu!! throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
+Tutu!! thumps Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! scores with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
+Tutu!! smashes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a nasty right to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a left jab to the nose, but fails to score.
+Tutu!! pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Tutu!! with a series of nice punches to the jaw! Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs! Tutu!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the nose. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 82 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 32 of 38 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Tutu!! lands a heavy right to the chest.
+Tutu!! grazes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu!! tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the jaw!!
+Tutu!! lands a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! catches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! fires a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a sweeping right to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 30 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 39 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Tutu!! throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Tutu!! annoys Coffeeguzzler with a wild jab to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a pair of vicious punches to the chest!
+Tutu!! annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Tutu!! throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs. Tutu!! gets mad!
-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Tutu!! with a commanding sweeping right to the face! Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu!! with a heavy jab to the eye!!
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Tutu!! with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Tutu!! with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Tutu!! with a light jab to the face. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of hard punches to the eye.
+Tutu!! scores with a powerful jab to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! throws a barrage of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! ducks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 86 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 33 of 41 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 86-85
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu!! tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Tutu!! pops Coffeeguzzler with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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-Tutu!! tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Tutu!! connects with a pair of punches to the temple!
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of loud shots to the temple.
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+Tutu!! pounds Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the temple!
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+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
+Tutu!! tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of light punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 32 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 39 of 49 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a right to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Tutu!! tries to land a right straight right to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Tutu!! ducks.
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+Tutu!! rocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of hard punches to the jaw! Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a jab to the chin! Tutu!! laughs!
+Tutu!! tosses a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the face, but Tutu!! escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of painful punches to the temple. Tutu!! shakes his head to clear it.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
+Tutu!! wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Tutu!! with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a vicious jab to the solar plexus! Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a series of powerful punches to the stomach. Tutu!! gets mad!
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+Tutu!! throws a right to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a jab to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a cross to the nose.
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-Tutu!! tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! takes charge with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth!
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Tutu!! suprises Coffeeguzzler with a volley of solid punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a left sweeping right to the chest, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Tutu!! with a pair of loud punches to the chin!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 52 of 85 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 39 of 50 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 105-104
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Tutu!! launches a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Tutu!! tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Tutu!! lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of solid punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the jaw. Tutu!! covers up.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! escapes.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a left sweeping right to the nose, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
+Tutu!! connects with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Tutu!! escapes.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Tutu!! with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
+Tutu!! lands a series of commanding punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of nice punches to the stomach!!
-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Tutu!! with a cross to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of quick punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 40 of 62 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 37 of 45 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 115-113
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 116-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Total Score: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 115-114
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!
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