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(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 117-110, 117-110, 117-110.

Match Monday, January 6, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Lord with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a jab to the head, but falls short.
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+Lord shakes Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 throws Lord with an illegal kidney punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Lord scores with a series of furious combinations to the eye. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9


Lord doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of light punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Lord with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Lord fires a powerful jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord leaps aside.
+Lord pummels Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Lord smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lord doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord scores with a nasty jab to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 1 belts Lord with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Lord falls against the ropes!
+Lord jars Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a powerful left to the chest. Lord backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord throws a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Lord with a barrage of strong combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Lord stuns Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy shots to the chest. Dorkness 1 laughs!
+Lord jars Dorkness 1 with a mean roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Lord stuns Dorkness 1 with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 32 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 29-28


Lord doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lord steps aside.
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+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lord doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord smacks Dorkness 1 with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a combination to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Lord tags Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the stomach!!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a jab to the chest, but Lord ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Lord smashes Dorkness 1 with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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+Lord throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Lord with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 48-47


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord tags Dorkness 1 with a series of loud combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a right combination to the chest, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Lord with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 connects with a stinging straight right to the ribs. Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a left left to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Lord connects with a volley of wild punches to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a combination to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Lord lands a series of wild punches to the chest! Dorkness 1 covers up.
+Lord whacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 67-66


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a series of mean combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. Lord hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord jolts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Lord with a barrage of off balance combinations to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a sweeping right to the ribs, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord connects with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 86-85


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 whacks Lord with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a right right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Lord attacks with a volley of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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+Lord hits with a light straight right to the nose.
+Lord smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Lord attacks with a series of solid punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Lord with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 35 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 96-94


Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Lord hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Lord escapes.
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+Lord wallops Dorkness 1 with a left to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Lord with a barrage of vicious combinations to the ribs.
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+Lord smacks Dorkness 1 with a series of nice punches to the head.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a straight right to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 106-103


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Lord stuns Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 catches Lord with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a hard left to the face. Lord backpedals to his own corner.
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Lord escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+Lord staggers Dorkness 1 with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Lord tosses a flurry of painful punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 1 hits Lord with a wild combination to the head.
+Lord connects with a pair of light punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Lord with a volley of powerful punches to the nose. Lord laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 44 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-8

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 116-111


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110

Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!