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(Toughman) Doodle Bug 4 and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt fought to a majority decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 39-38.

Match Saturday, January 4, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging punches to the head. Bug 4 doesn't notice.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Bug 4 tries to land a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hits with a volley of commanding punches to the temple. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Noodle throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle charges with a right to the chin, but fails to score.
+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a sweeping right to the eye.
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-Bug 4 launches a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a light roundhouse to the chin.
+Noodle throws a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a jab to the nose.
-Bug 4 charges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Noodle paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
-Noodle lunges with a right jab to the face, but comes up empty.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a series of shots to the ribs!!
-Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Bug 4 blocks.
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+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 42 of 62 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 79 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of light punches to the jaw. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 tosses a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of hard punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of vicious blows to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a stinging straight right to the eye!
+Noodle lands a flurry of wild punches to the face! Bug 4 ignores it.
+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Noodle gets mad!
-Bug 4 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
-Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Bug 4 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Noodle tries a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a series of shots to the nose. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a off balance right to the jaw.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a pair of off balance punches to the nose. Bug 4 ignores it.
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+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a nasty cross to the mouth. Bug 4 is hurt!
+Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a volley of painful shots to the nose!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
-Bug 4 tries a right roundhouse to the eye, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Bug 4 tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a loud jab to the chin.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the face.
-Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 ignores it.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 86 of 113 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 74 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle throws a flurry of quick punches to the mouth!
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-Bug 4 probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the chin. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 lands a barrage of strong punches to the jaw!
-Bug 4 probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Noodle backs out of it.
-Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs.
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+Bug 4 lashes out with a series of light punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Bug 4 fires a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Bug 4 attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Noodle ignores it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
-Bug 4 lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Noodle fires a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 steps aside.
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-Noodle probes with a right to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 ducks just in time.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a painful jab to the mouth.
-Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Bug 4 hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle lands a volley of shots to the ribs. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Noodle launches a left sweeping right to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 48 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 77 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28


Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a pair of punches to the nose. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Bug 4 tosses a mean jab to the jaw.
+Noodle takes charge with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus! Bug 4 doesn't notice.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of painful blows to the eye.
+Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the eye!
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+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose!
-Bug 4 probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of light punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a sweeping right to the temple.
-Bug 4 launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Bug 4 connects with a quick sweeping right to the temple!!
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Noodle covers up.
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-Bug 4 charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Bug 4 connects with a volley of punches to the chest. Noodle doesn't notice.
-Bug 4 tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle pokes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle takes charge with a volley of shots to the head.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of furious punches to the nose. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of punches to the head. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 throws a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 lands a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
-Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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+Noodle lands a series of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle throws a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 fires a off balance jab to the face!
+Bug 4 connects with a glancing jab to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 89 of 148 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 85 of 85 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-38

The bout is declared a draw!