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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 4, 2020 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 692 pounds (314 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... ... +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. ... ... +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging punches to the head. Bug 4 doesn't notice. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head. ... ... -Bug 4 tries to land a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Noodle covers himself well. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the face. +Bug 4 hits with a volley of commanding punches to the temple. Noodle doesn't seem bothered. ... ... ... +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the mouth. + The fighters trade punches to the head. -Noodle throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs. ... ... -Noodle charges with a right to the chin, but fails to score. +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a sweeping right to the eye. ... ... -Bug 4 launches a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score. ... +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a light roundhouse to the chin. +Noodle throws a barrage of solid punches to the chin. +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a jab to the nose. -Bug 4 charges with a roundhouse to the jaw, but is ineffective. ... ... -Noodle paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of light punches to the jaw. -Noodle lunges with a right jab to the face, but comes up empty. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a series of shots to the ribs!! -Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Bug 4 blocks. ... +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. ... -Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but goes wide. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 42 of 62 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 79 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. -Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of light punches to the jaw. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 tosses a barrage of painful punches to the eye. +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of hard punches to the face. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a pair of light punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 fires a volley of vicious blows to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a stinging straight right to the eye! +Noodle lands a flurry of wild punches to the face! Bug 4 ignores it. +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Noodle gets mad! -Bug 4 probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow. ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth. -Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow. -Bug 4 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Noodle quickly backs away. ... -Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. -Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail. -Noodle tries a series of right punches to the eye, but misses. +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a series of shots to the nose. Bug 4 falls against the ropes! ... +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a off balance right to the jaw. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a pair of off balance punches to the nose. Bug 4 ignores it. ... ... +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a nasty cross to the mouth. Bug 4 is hurt! +Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a volley of painful shots to the nose! + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. -Bug 4 tries a right roundhouse to the eye, but Noodle ties him up. ... ... +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple. -Bug 4 tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a loud jab to the chin. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the face. -Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but goes wide. ... +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 ignores it. +Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the nose! ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the temple. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of punches to the chest. +Bug 4 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus! + The fighters trade punches to the chin. + The fighters exchange punches to the mouth. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 86 of 113 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 74 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest! Noodle doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 3 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the eye. +Noodle throws a flurry of quick punches to the mouth! ... ... -Bug 4 probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Noodle leaps aside. ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle hits with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs. Bug 4 falls against the ropes! +Noodle hits with a series of punches to the chin. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. ... +Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest. +Bug 4 lands a barrage of strong punches to the jaw! -Bug 4 probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Noodle backs out of it. -Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs. ... +Bug 4 lashes out with a series of light punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 scores with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the eye. +Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of nasty punches to the jaw. ... ... ... +Bug 4 fires a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the stomach. ... +Bug 4 attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach. Noodle ignores it. ... ... + The fighters swap punches to the head. -Bug 4 lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail. ... ... -Noodle fires a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 steps aside. ... ... -Noodle probes with a right to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 ducks just in time. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a painful jab to the mouth. -Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Bug 4 hides behind his gloves. ... +Noodle lands a volley of shots to the ribs. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" -Noodle launches a left sweeping right to the ribs, but fails to score. +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. + The fighters trade punches to the mouth. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 48 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 77 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28 Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest! Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a pair of punches to the nose. Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the eye. +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a barrage of hard punches to the face. +Bug 4 tosses a mean jab to the jaw. +Noodle takes charge with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus! Bug 4 doesn't notice. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of painful blows to the eye. +Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of nice punches to the eye! ... ... +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the face. ... ... +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose! -Bug 4 probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Noodle quickly backs away. ... +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of light punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice. +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a sweeping right to the temple. -Bug 4 launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Noodle deftly avoits it. +Bug 4 connects with a quick sweeping right to the temple!! +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Noodle covers up. ... -Bug 4 charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but fails to score. ... ... +Bug 4 connects with a volley of punches to the chest. Noodle doesn't notice. -Bug 4 tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty. ... +Noodle pokes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chest. ... +Noodle takes charge with a volley of shots to the head. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of furious punches to the nose. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of punches to the head. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the chest. +Bug 4 throws a series of wild punches to the nose. +Bug 4 lands a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Noodle seems wobbly! +Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner. -Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a series of painful punches to the nose. ... +Noodle lands a series of punches to the stomach. +Noodle throws a volley of powerful punches to the mouth. + The fighters swap punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 fires a off balance jab to the face! +Bug 4 connects with a glancing jab to the face. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 89 of 148 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 85 of 85 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Christy Martin scores the fight as follows: Round 1: A 10-10 tie. Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-38 The bout is declared a draw!