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(Heavyweight) Teddy defeated Alfred E. Neuman by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-114, 115-113.

Match Saturday, January 4, 2020

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy clocks Neuman with a flurry of vicious punches to the face. Neuman retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Teddy nails Neuman with a series of punches to the face.
+Neuman smashes Teddy with a series of furious punches to the head. Teddy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Teddy hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Teddy jars Neuman with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman attacks with a series of furious punches to the face.
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+Neuman pummels Teddy with a powerful left to the nose.
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 28 of 34 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

+Neuman tags Teddy with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach. Teddy backpedals to his own corner.
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+Neuman shakes Teddy with a series of glancing punches to the ribs!!
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+Teddy strikes with a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a strong roundhouse to the solar plexus. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
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+Neuman scores with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Teddy quickly recovers.
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+Teddy grazes Neuman with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a series of glancing punches to the jaw! Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Teddy hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Neuman throws a series of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Teddy throws a series of blows to the eye, but Neuman blocks.
-Neuman fires a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Teddy takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 33 punches, and Teddy landed 26 of 31 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman stuns Teddy with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Neuman tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Neuman throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Teddy steps aside and laughs.
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+Teddy pounds Neuman with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Teddy lands a volley of painful shots to the jaw.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a pair of strong shots to the chest.
+Teddy pummels Neuman with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus. Neuman grimaces in pain.
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+Teddy nails Neuman with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
+Neuman tosses a glancing right to the stomach. Teddy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a series of punches to the ribs. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 30 of 35 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 30-27


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

+Neuman drills Teddy with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman paws a jab to the face, but fails to score.
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+Neuman whacks Teddy with a volley of punches to the stomach. Teddy quickly recovers.
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-Neuman attacks with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman lands a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a jab to the nose. Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 6 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 39-37


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman belts Teddy with a barrage of stinging punches to the head. Teddy covers up.
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+Teddy jolts Neuman with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
-Neuman lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Teddy connects with a series of punches to the nose!!
-Teddy paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman rocks Teddy with a strong cross to the ribs. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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-Neuman attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Teddy leaps aside.
+Neuman solidly lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Teddy pops Neuman with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Teddy throws a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a loud jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 33 punches, and Teddy landed 26 of 32 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 49-46


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy takes charge with a heavy right to the ribs.
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-Neuman fires a left to the ribs, but Teddy escapes.
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+Neuman hits with a series of punches to the head.
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a volley of strong punches to the nose!! Teddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 23 punches, and Teddy landed 6 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 58-56


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

-Neuman launches a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Neuman attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman tosses a barrage of quick punches to the temple!
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+Neuman stuns Teddy with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Teddy strikes with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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+Neuman hits Teddy with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Neuman lands a pair of commanding punches to the head.
+Teddy shakes Neuman with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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+Teddy hurts Neuman with a right to the mouth.
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+Teddy strikes with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
+Teddy clocks Neuman with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 30 of 31 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 68-65


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Neuman fights inside. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a flurry of painful shots to the chest.
+Neuman catches Teddy with an illegal rabbit punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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-Neuman throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Teddy ties him up.
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+Neuman wallops Teddy with a off balance hook to the solar plexus.
+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a pair of punches to the chest. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
-Neuman attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Teddy ducks just in time.
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-Neuman tries a hook to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Teddy hits with a furious jab to the jaw. Neuman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 7 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 77-75


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

+Teddy connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Teddy lands a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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+Neuman slams Teddy with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Neuman throws a pair of punches to the head, but Teddy stays away from it.
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+Teddy shakes Neuman with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw. Neuman gets mad!
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a series of heavy punches to the nose. Teddy covers up.
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+Teddy wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-Neuman tries to land a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Neuman tries to land a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Teddy lands a series of punches to the stomach. Neuman is hurt!
+Teddy punches Neuman with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 33 punches, and Teddy landed 29 of 31 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 87-84


Neuman is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy punches Neuman with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
+Neuman annoys Teddy with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Neuman tries a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Neuman tries to land a jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a roundhouse to the face. Teddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 7 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 96-94


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy lands a series of vicious punches to the nose.
+Neuman hits Teddy with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye. Teddy covers up.
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-Neuman lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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+Teddy throws a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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+Teddy slams Neuman with a series of punches to the temple. Neuman doesn't seem bothered.
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+Teddy staggers Neuman with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Neuman lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Teddy steps aside.
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+Teddy pummels Neuman with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman lashes out with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 33 punches, and Teddy landed 28 of 30 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 106-103


Neuman is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy backpedals and jabs.

-Neuman throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Teddy hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a series of powerful punches to the head.
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-Neuman probes with a left sweeping right to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Neuman probes with a straight right to the head, but Teddy covers himself well.
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-Neuman attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman tosses a flurry of light punches to the eye!!
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+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 7 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 115-113


Neuman is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Teddy 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Teddy 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Teddy 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Teddy 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Teddy 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Teddy 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Teddy 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Teddy 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Teddy 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Teddy 115-114


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Teddy 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Teddy 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Teddy 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Teddy 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Teddy 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Teddy 115-113

Teddy wins by decision!