Public Fight Report

(Super-Welterweight) Sharks BullDozer defeated Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Thursday, January 2, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Sharks BullDozer!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Bulldozer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom fires a series of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bulldozer scores with a series of wild shots to the head.
+Dorkdom backs up Bulldozer with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Bulldozer doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkdom tags Bulldozer with a glancing jab to the stomach.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bulldozer tosses a flurry of punches to the chin.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom whacks Bulldozer with a solid jab to the solar plexus. Bulldozer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkdom lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom clocks Bulldozer with a loud jab to the ribs!
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bulldozer lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom staggers Bulldozer with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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-Bulldozer tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks BullDozer landed 12 of 25 punches, and Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 28 of 43 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-9

Bulldozer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 2

Bulldozer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom fires a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom tags Bulldozer with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom hurts Bulldozer with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bulldozer charges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Bulldozer lunges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bulldozer staggers Dorkdom with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bulldozer throws a pair of stinging shots to the chest! Dorkdom is hurt!
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+Dorkdom grazes Bulldozer with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom connects with a straight right to the solar plexus! Bulldozer backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks BullDozer landed 11 of 21 punches, and Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 25 of 39 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 20-18

Bulldozer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 3

Bulldozer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom tries to land a right to the stomach, but Bulldozer narrowly avoids it
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-Bulldozer attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom tags Bulldozer with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom paws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Bulldozer narrowly avoids it
-Dorkdom throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Bulldozer ducks just in time.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom annoys Bulldozer with a light jab to the solar plexus.
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-Bulldozer fires a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Dorkdom narrowly avoids it
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom connects with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Bulldozer suprises Dorkdom with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks BullDozer landed 11 of 25 punches, and Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 23 of 40 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 30-27

Bulldozer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 4

Bulldozer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bulldozer probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkdom throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Bulldozer steps aside.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the stomach.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bulldozer grazes Dorkdom with a volley of off balance shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom throws a series of right blows to the chest, but Bulldozer ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!
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-Bulldozer lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks BullDozer landed 11 of 23 punches, and Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 23 of 39 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 40-36

Bulldozer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom is obviously tired.

ROUND 5

Bulldozer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom suprises Bulldozer with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom hits with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bulldozer tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom nails Bulldozer with a series of glancing punches to the ribs! Bulldozer gets mad!
-Bulldozer paws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom steps aside.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dorkdom tries to land a left left to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkdom stuns Bulldozer with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Bulldozer doesn't notice.
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+Bulldozer annoys Dorkdom with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom lands a strong straight right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks BullDozer landed 12 of 23 punches, and Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 39 punches.

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 50-45

Bulldozer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom looks exhausted.

ROUND 6

Bulldozer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bulldozer fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Bulldozer takes charge with a loud uppercut to the ribs. Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom tattoos Bulldozer with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom whacks Bulldozer with a flurry of punches to the chest!! Bulldozer covers up.
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+Dorkdom suprises Bulldozer with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bulldozer hits Dorkdom with a volley of loud shots to the chest.
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-Dorkdom charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bulldozer ducks.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom smacks Bulldozer with a straight right to the stomach! Bulldozer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks BullDozer landed 13 of 26 punches, and Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 22 of 39 punches.

Sharks BullDozer won the round 10-9

Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 59-55

Bulldozer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom collapses limply onto his stool.

ROUND 7

Bulldozer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Bulldozer ducks.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Bulldozer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bulldozer lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs!
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-Bulldozer throws a series of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Bulldozer probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dorkdom backs out of it.
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+Bulldozer scores with a loud uppercut to the solar plexus! Dorkdom doesn't notice. Bulldozer is jabbing and laughing! Dorkdom collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Sharks BullDozer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bulldozer doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Sharks BullDozer 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Sharks BullDozer 10-9

George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Sharks BullDozer 10-9

Sharks BullDozer wins by a technical knockout!