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(Featherweight) Sharks Volcano defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 115-114, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, January 1, 2020

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Sharks Volcano!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Volcano clocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of shots to the temple!! Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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+Volcano throws a volley of strong punches to the chin.
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+Volcano throws a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with Volcano with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of quick combinations to the eye.
-Dorkness 5 launches a pair of combinations to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Volcano hits Dorkness 5 with a straight right to the chin. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Volcano hurts Dorkness 5 with a left to the temple.
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+Volcano annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of strong punches to the nose!!
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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+Volcano backs up Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Volcano lands a pair of vicious punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
+Volcano lands a volley of hard punches to the face!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 42 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 32 punches.

Sharks Volcano won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 10-9


Volcano doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Volcano tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Volcano hits Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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+Volcano pops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Volcano wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
+Volcano annoys Dorkness 5 with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of strong combinations to the chest.
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+Volcano grazes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of nice punches to the nose!!
-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Volcano pops Dorkness 5 with a pair of heavy shots to the nose.
-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Volcano ducks just in time.
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+Volcano jolts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Volcano with a series of furious combinations to the stomach.
+Volcano connects with a flurry of combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 5 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 38 of 47 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches.

Sharks Volcano won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 20-18


Volcano doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 rocks Volcano with a flurry of combinations to the stomach. Volcano hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Volcano launches a combination to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of right punches to the chest, but Volcano stays away from it.
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+Volcano tags Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Volcano tags Dorkness 5 with a series of light punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Volcano ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Volcano with a mean jab to the solar plexus!! Volcano shakes his head to clear it.
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+Volcano scores with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Volcano launches a series of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Volcano launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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+Volcano punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 21 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 29-28


Volcano doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Volcano slams Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 catches Volcano with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Volcano doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Volcano annoys Dorkness 5 with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
+Volcano pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Volcano connects with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Volcano lands a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Volcano with a pair of powerful combinations to the chest. Volcano beats a hasty retreat.
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+Volcano punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Volcano throws a series of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Volcano with a hard jab to the stomach!!
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-Volcano charges with a straight right to the face, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Volcano narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 39 of 52 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Sharks Volcano won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 48-47


Volcano remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Volcano narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Volcano steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Volcano leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Volcano with a series of vicious combinations to the ribs.
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+Volcano annoys Dorkness 5 with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Volcano remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Volcano clocks Dorkness 5 with a loud roundhouse to the nose.
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-Volcano tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Volcano catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of quick punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 ignores it.
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+Volcano tags Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Volcano tosses a flurry of punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Volcano deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Volcano with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Volcano connects with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Volcano tattoos Dorkness 5 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest!
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-Volcano tries to land a left left to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the chest, but Volcano ties him up.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Volcano with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Volcano rocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Volcano wallops Dorkness 5 with a jab to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 38 of 45 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches.

Sharks Volcano won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 67-66


Volcano remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Volcano hits with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 5 strikes with a volley of nice combinations to the ribs.
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+Volcano staggers Dorkness 5 with a glancing jab to the head. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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+Volcano jars Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Volcano annoys Dorkness 5 with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but Volcano ducks just in time.
+Volcano jars Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of combinations to the chest, but Volcano deftly avoits it.
-Volcano tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Volcano probes with a left to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Volcano with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Volcano hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 36 of 49 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Sharks Volcano won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 77-75


Volcano grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Volcano whacks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!
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-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of combinations to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Volcano belts Dorkness 5 with a furious jab to the jaw!
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+Volcano backs up Dorkness 5 with a glancing jab to the eye.
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-Volcano launches a barrage of left blows to the head, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Volcano paws a pair of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of combinations to the stomach, but Volcano backs out of it.
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+Volcano jars Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Volcano probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 18 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 86-85


Volcano grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Volcano launches a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
+Volcano hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
+Dorkness 5 drills Volcano with a barrage of nasty combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Volcano solidly lands a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Volcano annoys Dorkness 5 with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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+Volcano hits with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Volcano throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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+Volcano hammers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Volcano nails Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 34 of 50 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Sharks Volcano won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 96-94


Volcano grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 punches Volcano with a painful right to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Volcano quickly backs away.
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-Volcano attempts a jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Volcano strikes with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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+Volcano fires a flurry of powerful punches to the head. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Volcano deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Volcano backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a pair of quick combinations to the chest!
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of combinations to the chest, but Volcano blocks.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Volcano with a series of solid punches to the chest.
+Volcano solidly lands a volley of light punches to the jaw.
-Volcano throws a series of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 22 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Sharks Volcano is winning the fight 105-104


Volcano grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Volcano is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Volcano belts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of solid punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a left combination to the face, but Volcano narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of combinations to the eye.
-Dorkness 5 launches a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but Volcano ducks just in time.
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+Volcano lands a series of loud punches to the chin.
-Volcano lunges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Volcano annoys Dorkness 5 with a wild cross to the mouth. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 5 staggers Volcano with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of combinations to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Volcano jolts Dorkness 5 with a series of mean punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of blows to the jaw.
-Volcano tries to land a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a left left to the temple, but Volcano ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sharks Volcano landed 23 of 36 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Volcano grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 9: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 10: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Sharks Volcano 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Sharks Volcano 115-114


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 2: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 3: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 8: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Sharks Volcano 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Sharks Volcano 115-113

Sharks Volcano wins by decision!