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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, December 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Napoleon nails Straw with a barrage of punches to the head.
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Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Napoleon solidly lands a barrage of shots to the temple.
Napoleon lands a blood spattering left cross to the jaw and Straw goes over backwards!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw hits with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
Straw lands a brutal right smash to the jaw and Napoleon is knocked off his feet!!

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SIX
Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw tattoos Napoleon with a series of nasty combinations to the mouth!
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-Straw throws a left roundhouse to the eye, but Napoleon quickly backs away.
+Napoleon fires a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
+Straw pops Napoleon with a volley of blows to the mouth!
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+Straw hits with a flurry of punches to the temple. Napoleon laughs!
Straw lands a brutal punch in the nose and Napoleon falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Napoleon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.





Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!